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Old 07-05-2005, 10:59 PM   #1
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murder, whats the chance of it happening to you?

anyone know of a website or anything that can tell you what your chances are of being murdered is?

i was just taking a shower and heard a noise, 1st thing is damn, somebody breaking in my house and gonna whip open the shower curtain and stab me to death

what is an Americans chance of getting murdered throughout their lifetime?

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Old 07-05-2005, 11:11 PM   #2
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anyone know of a website or anything that can tell you what your chances are of being murdered is?

i was just taking a shower and heard a noise, 1st thing is damn, somebody breaking in my house and gonna whip open the shower curtain and stab me to death

what is an Americans chance of getting murdered throughout their lifetime?

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Old 07-05-2005, 11:16 PM   #3
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Ha... well I'm sure being a pornographer ups your chances
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:17 PM   #4
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I was murdered once.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:20 PM   #5
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haha lori, yea u know that.......but i am also very tired lol
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:21 PM   #6
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I have not heard of that site but I want to know my chances. CREEPY.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:25 PM   #7
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i remember something like that on here years ago
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:27 PM   #8
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:30 PM   #9
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http://funny2.com/odds.htm

Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:35 PM   #10
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huh..from the same site:
Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1
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77 to 1???
So 1 person out of 77 will get killed in a transport accident within the next year?? or am I getting this wrong?? (could be too, i'm tired)
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:35 PM   #11
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Too many factors come into play.

Are you a wanted felon? Drug Dealer? Deal with the wrong people? Have fancy cars and live in a bad hood? Live in the bad side of town? Have any enemies? etc.

Also what city/state you live in plays a major factor.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:37 PM   #12
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Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
awesome, thanks! thats exactly the reassurance i needed.........doesnt look like i'll be getting murdered anytime soon
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:38 PM   #13
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I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:39 PM   #14
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awesome, thanks! thats exactly the reassurance i needed.........doesnt look like i'll be getting murdered anytime soon

no but...watch out for transport-related accidents...

according to this site, we will lose at least 200GFYers to them within the next year...

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Old 07-05-2005, 11:40 PM   #15
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I used to play baseball with a kid down in fl who killed someone :/
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:41 PM   #16
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Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
Thanks for the site - just my kind of nerd reading
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:47 PM   #17
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I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times
i will refuse to take a shower with a knife, i also refuse to jack off with a knife nearby

...also, tons of murders are shots to the head in middle of the night
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:17 AM   #18
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Where do they come up with some of this?

Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1.3 to 1

Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 220 to 1

Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:20 AM   #19
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This week my odds are good-

3-1 odds
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:22 AM   #20
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I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times
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guess, we'll really never know.
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