murder, whats the chance of it happening to you?

[jscott]

anyone know of a website or anything that can tell you what your chances are of being murdered is?

i was just taking a shower and heard a noise, 1st thing is damn, somebody breaking in my house and gonna whip open the shower curtain and stab me to death

what is an Americans chance of getting murdered throughout their lifetime?

(yes i am a freak)

[fatal attraction]

anyone know of a website or anything that can tell you what your chances are of being murdered is?

i was just taking a shower and heard a noise, 1st thing is damn, somebody breaking in my house and gonna whip open the shower curtain and stab me to death

what is an Americans chance of getting murdered throughout their lifetime?

(yes i am a freak)

(yes, your a freak! )

[RRRED]

Ha... well I'm sure being a pornographer ups your chances

[Sly]

I was murdered once.

[jscott]

(yes, your a freak! )

haha lori, yea u know that.......but i am also very tired lol

[nick1980]

I have not heard of that site but I want to know my chances. CREEPY.

[SleazyDream]

i remember something like that on here years ago

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Get a gun dude...

WTF.

[SleazyDream]

http://funny2.com/odds.htm

Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1

[SilverTab]

huh..from the same site:
Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1
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77 to 1???
So 1 person out of 77 will get killed in a transport accident within the next year?? or am I getting this wrong?? (could be too, i'm tired)

[Nismo]

Too many factors come into play.

Are you a wanted felon? Drug Dealer? Deal with the wrong people? Have fancy cars and live in a bad hood? Live in the bad side of town? Have any enemies? etc.

Also what city/state you live in plays a major factor.

[jscott]

http://funny2.com/odds.htm

Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1

awesome, thanks! thats exactly the reassurance i needed.........doesnt look like i'll be getting murdered anytime soon

[nofx]

I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times

[SilverTab]

awesome, thanks! thats exactly the reassurance i needed.........doesnt look like i'll be getting murdered anytime soon

no but...watch out for transport-related accidents...

according to this site, we will lose at least 200GFYers to them within the next year...

huhhhhh

[Nismo]

I used to play baseball with a kid down in fl who killed someone :/

[GenX Law]

http://funny2.com/odds.htm

Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1

Thanks for the site - just my kind of nerd reading

[jscott]

I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times

i will refuse to take a shower with a knife, i also refuse to jack off with a knife nearby

...also, tons of murders are shots to the head in middle of the night

[Matt 26z]

Where do they come up with some of this?

Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1.3 to 1

Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 220 to 1

Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1

[TheGoldenChild]

This week my odds are good-

3-1 odds
:-))

[Digibucks]

I will murder someone before I am murdered

I carry a knife on me at all times

more prone to crimes

[james_hunk]

guess, we'll really never know.

[alec]

Never will it happen to such a very good guy like me...