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PurrrsianPussyKat 07-05-2005 10:33 PM

I think they just want to make sure you aren't a columbian drug runner. ;)

L0stMind 07-05-2005 10:39 PM

Ummm, they just want to ensure your company is remaining profitable. From a bank standpoint, small businesses come and go fairly easily. And getting commercial credit in Canada for a small business is extremely difficult. Very annoying. We've had a bunch of problems with our biz visa's as well.

So I actually use my personal one as it was easy to get a higher limit on it and submit an expense report and just pay it off every month. Hope CCRA doesn't figure out a way to count airmiles as taxable benefits.

SleazyDream 07-05-2005 10:48 PM

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WiredGuy 07-06-2005 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by L0stMind
Hope CCRA doesn't figure out a way to count airmiles as taxable benefits.

I know one person who got nailed pretty hard by the CCRA for using their Amex points for personal use.
WG

WiredGuy 07-06-2005 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
there's no money in SEO

That's the way my bank is treating me :)
WG

Kimmykim 07-06-2005 11:29 AM

The banking system sucks pretty much everywhere these days. Banks are terrified since 9/11 -- especially banks that do business in the US, of the Patriot Act and the other money laundering laws.

In the US, cash or instruments of cash, transactions that are more than 10,000 require a Cash Transaction Report to be filed with the government, including gambling winnings, cashiers checks, etc. There is also a form called the Suspicious Activity Report, which is filed on transactions over 5,000. What exactly constituted suspicious activity is pretty much a mystery to everyone at every bank and to most regulators. I was just reading an article in the business section last week about how the system is now inundated with so many SARS that the government can barely process them all -- basically banks are turning them in right and left in order to make sure they don't allow anything that might be considered suspicious go through without the form...

Can't you get a brokerage account somewhere, like a Merrill Lynch or a Morgan Stanley? Most brokerage houses offer programs that are identical to standard banking, usually with cheaper rates and more bells and whistles too...

WiredGuy 07-06-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim
In the US, cash or instruments of cash, transactions that are more than 10,000 require a Cash Transaction Report to be filed with the government, including gambling winnings, cashiers checks, etc. There is also a form called the Suspicious Activity Report, which is filed on transactions over 5,000. What exactly constituted suspicious activity is pretty much a mystery to everyone at every bank and to most regulators. I was just reading an article in the business section last week about how the system is now inundated with so many SARS that the government can barely process them all -- basically banks are turning them in right and left in order to make sure they don't allow anything that might be considered suspicious go through without the form...

So every check (or financial instrument) that I deposit over 10k gets filed with the government? Wow, they must have quite a few records from me. I can imagine that a lot of my deposits would be considered a Suspicious Activity as well since a lot of sponsors pay from offshore companies or from holdings companies.

WG

Kimmykim 07-06-2005 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
So every check (or financial instrument) that I deposit over 10k gets filed with the government? Wow, they must have quite a few records from me. I can imagine that a lot of my deposits would be considered a Suspicious Activity as well since a lot of sponsors pay from offshore companies or from holdings companies.

WG

I don't know exactly how Canada handles it, but if there are US banks involved, I would guess there is some co-operation between the banks and the governments.

Frankly I think its shit of your bank to ask you for financials when you're not asking for credit per se, but I'm guessing they are aware of the audit and they see all the deposits from all over the world, and they want to make sure you're not doing something illegal... :(

WiredGuy 07-06-2005 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim
I don't know exactly how Canada handles it, but if there are US banks involved, I would guess there is some co-operation between the banks and the governments.

In that case, I would imagine it is under US jurisdiction. Even though the account is up here in Canada, the actual transactions are settled in First National Bank in New York. I'm pretty sure the actual bank transactions occur in is in New York and I just deal with my local bank for convenience. That would probably explain why USD accounts here are not FDIC insured either.

WG

alec 07-07-2005 03:04 AM

It's part of their legal inquiry. It sounds ok unless a person has somethign to hide.

SeniorX 07-07-2005 07:35 AM

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Kimmykim 07-07-2005 07:49 AM

Ah yes, Latvia, that bedrock of banking.

pr0 07-07-2005 08:01 AM

open several safetly deposit box's in switzerland

WiredGuy 07-07-2005 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Ah yes, Latvia, that bedrock of banking.

LOL, I'm sure after my 2 year audit, opening offshore accounts will go over well.
WG

slapass 07-07-2005 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I kind of already have this. I have 2 USD Visa's, I have a mutual fund account, savings, checking, and GIC's all with the bank. My manager is saying the financial statements is necessary due to the high credit limit so it seems I don't have much I can do about it.

WG

Not sure about you but I would rather a bank has my tax returns then all of the sponsors who have my social security number.

WiredGuy 07-07-2005 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass
Not sure about you but I would rather a bank has my tax returns then all of the sponsors who have my social security number.

I'm just being overly cautious as these documents indicate profit/loss, income sources, assets, etc. While something like this is not a big deal for a bank, in the wrong hands it could be.
WG

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