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jacked · 07-02-2005, 10:32 AM

Nude eBayer flashes 19in monitor
By Lester Haines
Published Friday 1st July 2005 09:43 GMT

Here's a poser for you: you're trying to sell a rather uninspiring second-hand 19in CRT monitor on eBay and you want to inject a little spice into the auction. What are your options? Well, you could claim that it has a likeness of the Virgin Mary mysteriously burnt into the phosphor. Alternatively, you might suggest that the cathode ray device is possessed by Satan and has on several occasions attempted to kill you and your family. Both tried and trusted marketing techniques, and not without merit.

On the other hand, why not try something a little more provocative, like this tremendous effort from jimjamprop007 of Market Drayton?:

19 inches of throbbing monitor

Yes indeed. Consider the mind well and truly boggled. Naturally, we are not going to lower ourselves to cheap innuendo at this point, so you can forget references to 19 inches of throbbing CRT joy and "bloody hell, that monitor has an enormous knob". No, we'll let the picture do the talking in this case, and restrict ourselves to speculating on what on God's green Earth they get up to in Market Drayton.
Bootnote

Oh, ok then, we know exactly what they get up to down in Shropshire. As regular readers of NTK will know, jimjamprop007's snap is just the latest example of the old "naked bods reflected in monitor/TV" gag, which naturally currys little favour with the powers that be. eBayers, eh? What a bunch of pri.., ahem, wags.

More reflectoporn here. If your employers are sensitive about such things, don't click on the link until you get home. On the other hand, since you are reading this page, it is probably too late for you already.

link to the auction: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=52129974 11

i can't tell whether it's a dude or a chick it looks like he's got some massive tits for a dude and he's wearing a g-string type outfit i think

wtf is wrong with people

Fucked Beyond Repair · 07-02-2005, 02:11 PM

"This listing (5212997411) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available. Please make sure that you've entered the item number correctly."

cotsios · 07-02-2005, 02:59 PM

nice one

sharpx9 · 07-02-2005, 03:25 PM

woj · 07-02-2005, 03:56 PM

People probably do that on purpose though, how can you resize and upload a pic without noticing you are in it?

Red Ezra · 07-02-2005, 10:13 PM

i saw something like this once - the guy was naked and took a pic of a tea kettle that was chrome - funny shit

Babagirls · 07-02-2005, 10:14 PM

LOL
he had to have seen himself

Fucked Beyond Repair · 07-03-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

LOL
he had to have seen himself

I think he did it on purpose, either he gets turned on by it or he just wanted to do something crazy.

Vitasoy · 07-03-2005, 05:29 AM

Yep cause I seen him on other things too.

gangbangjoe · 07-03-2005, 05:30 AM

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