101 things to do with mayonaise - GoFuckYourself.com

BukkakeBrown · 07-02-2005, 04:48 PM

1. make a sandwich
2. masterbate

anyone got anything else to contribute?

Lycanthrope · 07-02-2005, 04:50 PM

This works with Arby's Horsey Sauce, but could apply to mayo as well:

Make phallic shapes out of the foil sandwich wrappers and shoot a nice stream of fake jipe with it across the table.

RRRED · 07-02-2005, 05:00 PM

It can make a good hair conditioner

if you don't mind the smell

ukxtra · 07-02-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BukkakeBrown

1. make a sandwich
2. masterbate

anyone got anything else to contribute?

Yeah, seek help...NOW!

KRL · 07-02-2005, 05:08 PM

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

RRRED · 07-02-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

I was just going to mention that you could use it to spackle small holes in the wall too but I don't want to freak you out

Dalai lama · 07-02-2005, 05:23 PM

Put it on a sausage... or meat...

mayon · 07-02-2005, 07:36 PM

all food related,

i tried it on steam fish, i loved it !

woj · 07-02-2005, 07:43 PM

makes a great replacement for toothpaste as well

Spunky · 07-02-2005, 07:44 PM

Use it as lube

Tala · 07-02-2005, 08:11 PM

Something told me not to open this thread.

kernelpanic · 07-02-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

downhill rapidly.....

acctman · 07-02-2005, 08:16 PM

cleans toilet water stains

tony286 · 07-02-2005, 08:24 PM

put in cakes makes them extra moist

hilly · 07-02-2005, 09:03 PM

Its a good floor polish

Babagirls · 07-02-2005, 10:08 PM

adds fat to your thighs

Martina Warren · 07-03-2005, 04:02 AM

Mayo all over fries, Yum

Damian_Maxcash · 07-03-2005, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martina

Mayo all over fries, Yum

You stole my suggestion

Now I have to think of another one

zentz · 07-03-2005, 04:33 AM

good product to be sold in the stores

Jakke PNG · 07-03-2005, 04:34 AM

replace your friends toothpaste with mayo when he's not looking. guaranteed to throw up.

kowntafit · 07-03-2005, 04:34 AM

Not a huge mayo fan.

Jakke PNG · 07-03-2005, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

makes a great replacement for toothpaste as well

damn. woj was too quick again.

naugthygUrL · 07-04-2005, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

It can make a good hair conditioner

if you don't mind the smell

yeah! i used to do that..

Digibucks · 07-04-2005, 03:45 AM

my friend used to apply mayoinnaise for hair, thou the smell stinks the hair looks so good

alec · 07-04-2005, 04:04 AM

Spread it on your early morning fried rice. I'm pretty sure you'll spend the rest of the day in your toilet.

nico-t · 07-04-2005, 04:32 AM

the local chinese says the 'R' as an 'L'

rodney25 · 07-04-2005, 05:35 AM

Use mayonnaise bottles as inspiration for art.

Check out this link:

http://www.angelfire.com/punk/mayonnaise/Mayonnaise.htm

Antonio · 07-04-2005, 07:50 AM

cures hemorrhoids, apply generously

MandyBlake · 07-04-2005, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

put in cakes makes them extra moist

or does it??? lol

loverboy · 07-04-2005, 08:41 AM

better that catsup

Manowar · 07-04-2005, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Use it as lube

adamneve · 07-04-2005, 08:45 AM

spread and lick

LittleSassy · 07-04-2005, 09:15 AM

i think i saw a program on tv that they can make pearls out of mayo...

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