101 things to do with mayonaise
 

1. make a sandwich
2. masterbate

anyone got anything else to contribute?

This works with Arby's Horsey Sauce, but could apply to mayo as well:

Make phallic shapes out of the foil sandwich wrappers and shoot a nice stream of fake jipe with it across the table.

It can make a good hair conditioner :) if you don't mind the smell

Yeah, seek help...NOW!

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too? :helpme :1orglaugh

I was just going to mention that you could use it to spackle small holes in the wall too but I don't want to freak you out :) :1orglaugh

Put it on a sausage... or meat...

all food related, :winkwink:
i tried it on steam fish, i loved it !

makes a great replacement for toothpaste as well :thumbsup

Use it as lube

Something told me not to open this thread.

downhill rapidly.....

cleans toilet water stains

put in cakes makes them extra moist

Its a good floor polish

adds fat to your thighs

Mayo all over fries, Yum :thumbsup

You stole my suggestion :mad:

Now I have to think of another one

good product to be sold in the stores

replace your friends toothpaste with mayo when he's not looking. guaranteed to throw up.

Not a huge mayo fan.

damn. woj was too quick again.

yeah! i used to do that.. :thumbsup

my friend used to apply mayoinnaise for hair, thou the smell stinks the hair looks so good

Spread it on your early morning fried rice. I'm pretty sure you'll spend the rest of the day in your toilet.

the local chinese says the 'R' as an 'L'

Use mayonnaise bottles as inspiration for art.

Check out this link:

http://www.angelfire.com/punk/mayonnaise/Mayonnaise.htm

cures hemorrhoids, apply generously

or does it??? lol

better that catsup :)

:smokin

:Oh crap

spread and lick

i think i saw a program on tv that they can make pearls out of mayo...