Dont Drink And Drive... - GoFuckYourself.com

xlogger · 07-02-2005, 10:02 PM

...just drink before driving.

j/k no drinking.

CaptainHowdy · 07-03-2005, 12:48 AM

LOL! You wanna go get some Chinese Rocks¨??

smack · 07-03-2005, 01:21 AM

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

Gawdy · 07-03-2005, 01:25 AM

most accidents are caused by sober people. Its safer to drink and drive

ronin · 07-03-2005, 02:00 AM

don't stop for roadblocks or else.....

Bob_cougar · 07-04-2005, 05:05 AM

don't drink too much.

alec · 07-04-2005, 06:36 AM

Not applicable for me..Don't have my own car yet...

Dalai lama · 07-04-2005, 06:41 AM

Drink then Drive. Just dont drink much

KRL · 07-04-2005, 06:43 AM

Late at night about when clubs close, most people driving are buzzed. Probably the most dangerous time to be in a car.

Violetta · 07-04-2005, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

NOFX?!!??!?!?!

Roald · 07-04-2005, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gawdy

most accidents are caused by sober people. Its safer to drink and drive

lol

davecummings · 07-04-2005, 09:16 AM

Driving home (without worry of police DUI check-points) and dodging those other drivers who already have a buzz on, and THEN drinking after safely parking one's car sounds like a winner to/for me; besides, watching the televised firworks while drinking gives me a pretty good view--and it's a LOT safer:-))

Dave Cummings

Manowar · 07-04-2005, 09:18 AM

i drunk and drove once, it was hilarious

Sam Granger · 07-04-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

i drunk and drove once, it was hilarious

Yeah, you probably also fucked up the cars clutch.

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07-04-2005, 09:16 AM	#12
davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Be Safe Out There! Driving home (without worry of police DUI check-points) and dodging those other drivers who already have a buzz on, and THEN drinking after safely parking one's car sounds like a winner to/for me; besides, watching the televised firworks while drinking gives me a pretty good view--and it's a LOT safer:-)) Dave Cummings

07-04-2005, 09:18 AM	#13
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i drunk and drove once, it was hilarious