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xlogger 07-02-2005 10:02 PM

Dont Drink And Drive...
 
...just drink before driving. :thumbsup























j/k no drinking. :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 07-03-2005 12:48 AM

LOL! You wanna go get some Chinese Rocks¨??

smack 07-03-2005 01:21 AM

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

Gawdy 07-03-2005 01:25 AM

most accidents are caused by sober people. Its safer to drink and drive

ronin 07-03-2005 02:00 AM

don't stop for roadblocks or else.....

Bob_cougar 07-04-2005 05:05 AM

don't drink too much.

alec 07-04-2005 06:36 AM

Not applicable for me..Don't have my own car yet... :(

Dalai lama 07-04-2005 06:41 AM

Drink then Drive. Just dont drink much

KRL 07-04-2005 06:43 AM

Late at night about when clubs close, most people driving are buzzed. Probably the most dangerous time to be in a car.

Violetta 07-04-2005 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

NOFX?!!??!?!?!

Roald 07-04-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gawdy
most accidents are caused by sober people. Its safer to drink and drive

lol :disgust

davecummings 07-04-2005 09:16 AM

Be Safe Out There!
 
Driving home (without worry of police DUI check-points) and dodging those other drivers who already have a buzz on, and THEN drinking after safely parking one's car sounds like a winner to/for me; besides, watching the televised firworks while drinking gives me a pretty good view--and it's a LOT safer:-))

Dave Cummings

Manowar 07-04-2005 09:18 AM

i drunk and drove once, it was hilarious

Sam Granger 07-04-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
i drunk and drove once, it was hilarious

Yeah, you probably also fucked up the cars clutch. :1orglaugh


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