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xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 01:28 PM

Just buy over 100 shares of Google stock...they send you a book that tells you how to do everything!

WiredGuy · 07-11-2005, 01:36 PM

LOL, I have tons of these too

WG

xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

LOL, I have tons of these too

WG

And the plot thickens.

Ace-wtf · 07-11-2005, 01:38 PM

is it still worth buying?

Thrawn$ · 07-11-2005, 01:38 PM

that pic was photoshoped

xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace-imlive

is it still worth buying?

It hovers at $300 a share.

media · 07-11-2005, 01:47 PM

LOL.. is that a song set list in the background?

DarkJedi · 07-11-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Didn't you once say you got over StarWars many years ago ?

Trax · 07-11-2005, 02:00 PM

hey... don't spill all the secrets over here GRRRR

WiredGuy · 07-11-2005, 02:01 PM

I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by media

LOL.. is that a song set list in the background?

Sort of, it's the songs from the 4th Dick Delicious album that was never recorded becasue I quit the band.

www.dickdelicious.com

In hindsight, I shouldn't have quit...I found over 1000 people on myspace that had us listed as one of their favorite bands:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050707174239

pornguy · 07-11-2005, 02:06 PM

We thought about getting a few shares at 108 a share, and decided not too, thinking that we had really already lost in the big money from it. Got FUCKED again!

xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Didn't you once say you got over StarWars many years ago ?

Ahh, there is no point trying to get even the most obscure Star Wars reference past Dork Jedi...Grand Moff Tarkin was a friend of mine's Star Wars tribute band in Atlanta. I'm sure you would love them.

Roald · 07-11-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.

Jman · 07-11-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

You must have a lot of shares to have them worry bout you not calling in while paryting in Manitoba ;-)

WiredGuy · 07-11-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.

That's a retired code, too much abuse led to having to put your ID's directly in now.
WG

WiredGuy · 07-11-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

You must have a lot of shares to have them worry bout you not calling in while paryting in Manitoba ;-)

They must have been wondering what happened when they didn't find my listings that weekend, lol.
WG

pradaboy · 07-11-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$

that pic was photoshoped

wow really? You're sharp man

Dalai lama · 07-11-2005, 02:27 PM

Congrats on the 100 shares and the book. Looks good

jollyperv · 07-11-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Ahh, there is no point trying to get even the most obscure Star Wars reference past Dork Jedi...Grand Moff Tarkin was a friend of mine's Star Wars tribute band in Atlanta. I'm sure you would love them.

They did a reunion show a few months ago, we played with them at masquerade...I never realized how much of a tall motherfucker Jim Stacy really is

tranza · 07-11-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.

It's THAT easy, huh?

pornprotege · 07-11-2005, 02:43 PM

Last night I went through your posts since 2002 Jay, Very interesting to say the least to see the progression of your site.

You deserve the success you have earned, it must've been really hard to stick to it at the beginning and look where you are now because of it.

I look forward to getting my own SEO project launched and join you high in the google SERP's

I have gained valuable knowledge through the last 5-6 months of studying and analyzing the competition

* I have studied slapass.net, iwantanewgirlfriend, GG, etc... and I really was most interested in your progression

XPorn · 07-11-2005, 02:50 PM

Hell...I got one way back when I owned pre-IPO stock in goto.com!!!!

XPorn

xxxjay · 07-11-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy

wow really? You're sharp man

Yeah, I'm glad you had to say that and not me - LOL.

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