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xxxjay 07-11-2005 01:28 PM

How I learned so much about Search Engines...
 
Just buy over 100 shares of Google stock...they send you a book that tells you how to do everything!

http://www.4freepornmovies.com/occash/google.jpg

WiredGuy 07-11-2005 01:36 PM

LOL, I have tons of these too :)
WG

xxxjay 07-11-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
LOL, I have tons of these too :)
WG

And the plot thickens.

Ace-wtf 07-11-2005 01:38 PM

is it still worth buying?

Thrawn$ 07-11-2005 01:38 PM

that pic was photoshoped :upsidedow

xxxjay 07-11-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace-imlive
is it still worth buying?

It hovers at $300 a share.

media 07-11-2005 01:47 PM

LOL.. is that a song set list in the background?

DarkJedi 07-11-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay


Didn't you once say you got over StarWars many years ago ?

Trax 07-11-2005 02:00 PM

hey... don't spill all the secrets over here GRRRR

WiredGuy 07-11-2005 02:01 PM

I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

xxxjay 07-11-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media
LOL.. is that a song set list in the background?

Sort of, it's the songs from the 4th Dick Delicious album that was never recorded becasue I quit the band.

www.dickdelicious.com

In hindsight, I shouldn't have quit...I found over 1000 people on myspace that had us listed as one of their favorite bands:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050707174239

pornguy 07-11-2005 02:06 PM

We thought about getting a few shares at 108 a share, and decided not too, thinking that we had really already lost in the big money from it. Got FUCKED again!

xxxjay 07-11-2005 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Didn't you once say you got over StarWars many years ago ?

Ahh, there is no point trying to get even the most obscure Star Wars reference past Dork Jedi...Grand Moff Tarkin was a friend of mine's Star Wars tribute band in Atlanta. I'm sure you would love them.

Roald 07-11-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.

Jman 07-11-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I heard the more shares you buy the better a GooglePriorityID Google will issue you.
WG

You must have a lot of shares to have them worry bout you not calling in while paryting in Manitoba ;-)

WiredGuy 07-11-2005 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.

That's a retired code, too much abuse led to having to put your ID's directly in now.
WG

WiredGuy 07-11-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan
You must have a lot of shares to have them worry bout you not calling in while paryting in Manitoba ;-)

They must have been wondering what happened when they didn't find my listings that weekend, lol.
WG

pradaboy 07-11-2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
that pic was photoshoped :upsidedow

wow really? You're sharp man

Dalai lama 07-11-2005 02:27 PM

Congrats on the 100 shares and the book. Looks good :)

jollyperv 07-11-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Ahh, there is no point trying to get even the most obscure Star Wars reference past Dork Jedi...Grand Moff Tarkin was a friend of mine's Star Wars tribute band in Atlanta. I'm sure you would love them.

They did a reunion show a few months ago, we played with them at masquerade...I never realized how much of a tall motherfucker Jim Stacy really is :)

tranza 07-11-2005 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
bullshit and you know it, just use <priorityID="Auto"> in your tags and google almost instantly puts your site in the top 10.


It's THAT easy, huh?

pornprotege 07-11-2005 02:43 PM

Last night I went through your posts since 2002 Jay, Very interesting to say the least to see the progression of your site.

You deserve the success you have earned, it must've been really hard to stick to it at the beginning and look where you are now because of it.

I look forward to getting my own SEO project launched and join you high in the google SERP's :) I have gained valuable knowledge through the last 5-6 months of studying and analyzing the competition

* I have studied slapass.net, iwantanewgirlfriend, GG, etc... and I really was most interested in your progression

XPorn 07-11-2005 02:50 PM

Hell...I got one way back when I owned pre-IPO stock in goto.com!!!!

XPorn

xxxjay 07-11-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy
wow really? You're sharp man

Yeah, I'm glad you had to say that and not me - LOL.


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