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Ramos · 07-01-2005, 09:32 PM

I have and I love them!

sicone · 07-01-2005, 09:34 PM

nope

is it more fun then a Tijuana donkey show?

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

nope

is it more fun then a Tijuana donkey show?

my friend....there is nothing better than a Tijuana Donkey Show

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 09:36 PM

She rub you long time sailor?

Relish XXX · 07-01-2005, 09:36 PM

There is one in Euston. I am a regular. Although I doubt that was a surprise!

Tango · 07-01-2005, 09:37 PM

yes - but select carefully and once you find a good one - repeat and gain trust

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 09:37 PM

Only low-cost hookers in the world with class

I've since moved onto the 21 year old ex-model types who got in over their head with their new lexus ......business escorts, they bill under convenient names like "Westcoast Office Supplys" or "Copyworld Plus"

MikeVega · 07-01-2005, 09:41 PM

I've never paid for pussy before ... not sure i ever will ..i guess it will have to just happen .... ask Tim ... he has a few stories ...

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 09:42 PM

no I've never been to one but I'm getting a hankering.. but I don't pay for pussy either

it just aint right!

chadglni · 07-01-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

no I've never been to one but I'm getting a hankering.. but I don't pay for pussy either

it just aint right!

We all pay for pussy.

Tango · 07-01-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

We all pay for pussy.

married = premium payments

Relish XXX · 07-01-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

I've never paid for pussy before ... not sure i ever will ..i guess it will have to just happen .... ask Tim ... he has a few stories ...

Vinnie hasnt paid for pussy either....liar!

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

no I've never been to one but I'm getting a hankering.. but I don't pay for pussy either

it just aint right!

That's kinda funny, I love to go to a bar, club, wherever..and pull ladies, it's been a hobby, but from time to time, I like to pay for a good rub down and some asian persuasian....

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

no I've never been to one but I'm getting a hankering.. but I don't pay for pussy either

it just aint right!

are you kidding me?

you don't get street girls dude...

you get college girls going to law school who's daddys cut them off....& probably have 8 clients

find a woman who hasnt fucked more than 10 guys before you hook up (honestly), & don't fall for that 3 shit, & i'll give you $20

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 09:50 PM

people assume because they aren't handing a woman cash its not prostitution

as far as i'm concerned, those 5 drinks & a fish sammich is the same thing as me giving some hooker $30 for a blowjob

only i skipped the chitchat.....but i'm a cold blooded bastard, what can i say

DWB · 07-01-2005, 09:50 PM

"I've never paid for pussy before"

wake up... if you have ever been IN a pussy, you have paid for it.

Tango · 07-01-2005, 09:50 PM

Ramos - when in LA there's this fantastic place called Tokyo something next to the big fucking donut place next to LAX - use to have the top notch Korean / Japanese / Chinese girls that would sit on your face and get really into it - check it out

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

Ramos - when in LA there's this fantastic place called Tokyo something next to the big fucking donut place next to LAX - use to have the top notch Korean / Japanese / Chinese girls that would sit on your face and get really into it - check it out

Thanks Bro..I will check it out for sure.............soon

Tango · 07-01-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Thanks Bro..I will check it out for sure.............soon

np

be sure to leave a report so I can re-visit on my next trip through

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

would sit on your face and get really into it - check it out

ewwwwwwww

xclusive · 07-01-2005, 09:57 PM

nope but I would if given the chance just havn't gotten around to it

ry0t · 07-01-2005, 09:57 PM

Do you fantasize about it?

Tango · 07-01-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

ewwwwwwww

what do you mean ewwww a nice shaved pussy - (and first customer in the morning) nothing better than that

Aly · 07-01-2005, 10:00 PM

Yup. ;)

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aly_AVN

Yup. ;)

tell us - what was it like?

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

what do you mean ewwww a nice shaved pussy - (and first customer in the morning) nothing better than that

Shakespeare couldn't have said it better!

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 10:01 PM

They jerk you and clean you up..40 dolla

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

They jerk you and clean you up..40 dolla

not 40 dolla - well depends what 3rd world country your in

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

what do you mean ewwww a nice shaved pussy - (and first customer in the morning) nothing better than that

i just threw up a little in my mouth

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

i just threw up a little in my mouth

thats your issue - not mine ;)

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

thats your issue - not mine ;)

its cool, i know lots of people like you who'd eat out a street hooker drunk in vegas

we just make fun of them for ever after

Aly · 07-01-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

tell us - what was it like?

Theft.

Forget it.

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Aly_AVN

Theft.

Forget it.

don't be shy - we'll all forgive you in the morning

JJ Gold · 07-01-2005, 10:23 PM

I go at least once a week. I like the massage as much as the "happy ending". Sometimes I want the chick to spend more time on my neck than my cock. I am not really into Asian chicks so it is almost nonsexual. Even when I get my nob gobbed.

Aly · 07-01-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

don't be shy - we'll all forgive you in the morning

hahahah! Would I hold back on YOU?! If you want a great time, get a cute girl drunk and have a little fun; if she's drunk enough to think you're worthy, go for it. Massage parlours are an assembly line... how desperate could you possibly be?!

"You want I make your banana cry?"

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Aly_AVN

hahahah! Would I hold back on YOU?! If you want a great time, get a cute girl drunk and have a little fun; if she's drunk enough to think you're worthy, go for it. Massage parlours are an assembly line... how desperate could you possibly be?!

"You want I make your banana cry?"

even better...get one of the massage girls drunk..endless amounts of fun...I am getting antsy, phone book about to be opened..

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Aly_AVN

how desperate could you possibly be?!
"You want I make your banana cry?"

not desperate at all

banana is in good shape thanks

p.s.: check your email

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

phone book about to be opened..

look under either 1 of 2 areas

E = Escorts
M = Massage

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

not desperate at all

banana is in good shape thanks

p.s.: check your email

yea but you eat out hookers, you got herpes atleast, & maybe the clap a few times?

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

people assume because they aren't handing a woman cash its not prostitution

as far as i'm concerned, those 5 drinks & a fish sammich is the same thing as me giving some hooker $30 for a blowjob

only i skipped the chitchat.....but i'm a cold blooded bastard, what can i say

well I guess we're different - I don't consider that paying for pussy, some of us actually like to treat a lady right, ya know, like a human being?

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

well I guess we're different - I don't consider that paying for pussy, some of us actually like to treat a lady right, ya know, like a human being?

so do i, trust me, i lovvvve the ladies....but i don't meet a real "lady" at a bar

i might meet her at church, or at a friends wedding, or at work, or walking my dog

but not at closing time with a cigg in one hand & a carbomb in the other

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

yea but you eat out hookers, you got herpes atleast, & maybe the clap a few times?

I'm selective - always have been - always will be

pr0 · 07-01-2005, 10:42 PM

i'm a fairly normal guy, & i'm a huge man-slut......so i just assume that a good % of the women i'm taking home after the first date are huge female-sluts

alot of these female sluts get into the escort business, or turn into gold diggers

so i place them all in the same category....its nothing pesonal

if some chick wants to pay me $20 to ram her in the ass, i'd start playing the duece bigalow soundtrack.......i dunno man, some of us rest on a plane of existence & understanding far evolved from cinderella, the easter bunny, santa & virgins

Tango · 07-01-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

i'm a fairly normal guy, & i'm a huge man-slut......so i just assume that a good % of the women i'm taking home after the first date are huge female-sluts

alot of these female sluts get into the escort business, or turn into gold diggers

so i place them all in the same category....its nothing pesonal

if some chick wants to pay me $20 to ram her in the ass, i'd start playing the duece bigalow soundtrack.......i dunno man, some of us rest on a plane of existence & understanding far evolved from cinderella, the easter bunny, santa & virgins

thats your perception - what I (and I think Ramos) are talking about - are totally a different class of fun, entertainment, what ever you want to call it - again - there are many Asian massage joints - only about 10% I would even consider - based on quality of the girls, safety, etc.

Ramos · 07-01-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

but not at closing time with a cigg in one hand & a carbomb in the other

But it's effective..and usually produces results

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	i'm a fairly normal guy, & i'm a huge man-slut......so i just assume that a good % of the women i'm taking home after the first date are huge female-sluts alot of these female sluts get into the escort business, or turn into gold diggers so i place them all in the same category....its nothing pesonal if some chick wants to pay me $20 to ram her in the ass, i'd start playing the duece bigalow soundtrack.......i dunno man, some of us rest on a plane of existence & understanding far evolved from cinderella, the easter bunny, santa & virgins