Have you ever been to an Asian Massage Parlor?
 

I have and I love them! :pimp

nope

is it more fun then a Tijuana donkey show?

my friend....there is nothing better than a Tijuana Donkey Show

She rub you long time sailor?

There is one in Euston. I am a regular. Although I doubt that was a surprise!

yes - but select carefully and once you find a good one - repeat and gain trust :)

Only low-cost hookers in the world with class :2 cents:

I've since moved onto the 21 year old ex-model types who got in over their head with their new lexus ......business escorts, they bill under convenient names like "Westcoast Office Supplys" or "Copyworld Plus" :thumbsup

I've never paid for pussy before ... not sure i ever will ..i guess it will have to just happen .... ask Tim ... he has a few stories ... :thumbsup

no I've never been to one but I'm getting a hankering.. but I don't pay for pussy either :) it just aint right!

We all pay for pussy.

married = premium payments :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vinnie hasnt paid for pussy either....liar! :pimp

That's kinda funny, I love to go to a bar, club, wherever..and pull ladies, it's been a hobby, but from time to time, I like to pay for a good rub down and some asian persuasian.... :winkwink:

are you kidding me?

you don't get street girls dude...

you get college girls going to law school who's daddys cut them off....& probably have 8 clients

find a woman who hasnt fucked more than 10 guys before you hook up (honestly), & don't fall for that 3 shit, & i'll give you $20

people assume because they aren't handing a woman cash its not prostitution

as far as i'm concerned, those 5 drinks & a fish sammich is the same thing as me giving some hooker $30 for a blowjob

only i skipped the chitchat.....but i'm a cold blooded bastard, what can i say

"I've never paid for pussy before"

wake up... if you have ever been IN a pussy, you have paid for it.

Ramos - when in LA there's this fantastic place called Tokyo something next to the big fucking donut place next to LAX - use to have the top notch Korean / Japanese / Chinese girls that would sit on your face and get really into it - check it out :thumbsup

Thanks Bro..I will check it out for sure.............soon

np :) be sure to leave a report so I can re-visit on my next trip through :winkwink:

ewwwwwwww

nope but I would if given the chance just havn't gotten around to it

Do you fantasize about it?

what do you mean ewwww a nice shaved pussy - (and first customer in the morning) nothing better than that :thumbsup

Yup. ;)

tell us - what was it like?

Shakespeare couldn't have said it better! :thumbsup

They jerk you and clean you up..40 dolla

not 40 dolla - well depends what 3rd world country your in :1orglaugh

i just threw up a little in my mouth

thats your issue - not mine ;)

its cool, i know lots of people like you who'd eat out a street hooker drunk in vegas

we just make fun of them for ever after :thumbsup

Theft. :winkwink:

Forget it.

don't be shy - we'll all forgive you in the morning :winkwink:

I go at least once a week. I like the massage as much as the "happy ending". Sometimes I want the chick to spend more time on my neck than my cock. I am not really into Asian chicks so it is almost nonsexual. Even when I get my nob gobbed.

hahahah! Would I hold back on YOU?! If you want a great time, get a cute girl drunk and have a little fun; if she's drunk enough to think you're worthy, go for it. Massage parlours are an assembly line... how desperate could you possibly be?!

"You want I make your banana cry?" :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

even better...get one of the massage girls drunk..endless amounts of fun...I am getting antsy, phone book about to be opened..

not desperate at all :)
banana is in good shape thanks :thumbsup

p.s.: check your email

look under either 1 of 2 areas

E = Escorts
M = Massage

yea but you eat out hookers, you got herpes atleast, & maybe the clap a few times?

well I guess we're different - I don't consider that paying for pussy, some of us actually like to treat a lady right, ya know, like a human being? :)

so do i, trust me, i lovvvve the ladies....but i don't meet a real "lady" at a bar

i might meet her at church, or at a friends wedding, or at work, or walking my dog

but not at closing time with a cigg in one hand & a carbomb in the other

I'm selective - always have been - always will be

i'm a fairly normal guy, & i'm a huge man-slut......so i just assume that a good % of the women i'm taking home after the first date are huge female-sluts

alot of these female sluts get into the escort business, or turn into gold diggers

so i place them all in the same category....its nothing pesonal

if some chick wants to pay me $20 to ram her in the ass, i'd start playing the duece bigalow soundtrack.......i dunno man, some of us rest on a plane of existence & understanding far evolved from cinderella, the easter bunny, santa & virgins

thats your perception - what I (and I think Ramos) are talking about - are totally a different class of fun, entertainment, what ever you want to call it - again - there are many Asian massage joints - only about 10% I would even consider - based on quality of the girls, safety, etc.

But it's effective..and usually produces results