Ambush Interview #46 Eric_AKA_Redeyes - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

adamneve · 06-29-2005, 12:48 PM

let it out

Missy · 06-29-2005, 12:48 PM

Holy damn! I must say I think I've never seen anybody answer an Ambush Interview so quickly!

And no, the stain has not come out, and neither has the stench.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 12:48 PM

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11. Any plans on working at McDonalds again if your career in adult ends?

Actually it was funny. Both my sister and I did stints at McDonalds.

Mine lasted all of 6 weeks. They kept scheduling me for shifts that started before I got out of Baseball practice. Then they wrote me up for being late. No matter how many times I told them I couldn't be there. Idiots!

Not only would I never work there again, but I would never even recommend that a kid work there. Hell with computers now days a 16 year old can make a ton more working from home selling shit on Ebay than they would ever make working fast food.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Holy damn! I must say I think I've never seen anybody answer an Ambush Interview so quickly!

And no, the stain has not come out, and neither has the stench.

I will be farting in there later just in case you miss me!

Dwreck · 06-29-2005, 12:50 PM

Eric · 06-29-2005, 12:50 PM

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12. Ever have sex with any widows or hot (or ugly) babes as a UPS delivery guy?

Glad to see Sleazy knows how to read. I worked for UPS the late night shift sorting packages and loading trucks. So I never got that hook up.

But I did meet a hot girl that I dated for a while when I was delivering pizza's. OOoooooohhhhh Latin women!!!

Eric · 06-29-2005, 12:55 PM

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13. How come you never finished your degree? Do you plan to spend the rest of your life as a dropout?

My last semester in College I started working in adult at the same time in the late summer of 98. Mid way through the semester I started going on job interviews for my field, I was a geography major with a concentration in Cartography and GIS. Interviewed with Thomas Bros, City of Lakewood CA, and a few other places. The money they were offering as well as long ass hour was a joke compared to what I was making on my own working a few hours a day in Adult. So I said FUCK IT. I actually tried to go back once, but just couldn't justify it.

So yes I plan to remain a college drop out forever. My degree will never do anything for me.

webgurl · 06-29-2005, 12:55 PM

eric did u you forget the loopbag i requested

btw , you are a fox

Eric · 06-29-2005, 12:56 PM

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eric did u you forget the loopbag i requested

btw , you are a fox

Thanks hun!

you mean the goodie bag of ladies GFY stuff?

Sly · 06-29-2005, 12:58 PM

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eric did u you forget the loopbag i requested

btw , you are a fox

I agree. Eric is sexy. His beard always does it for me.

WiredGuy · 06-29-2005, 12:59 PM

This will be a great interview.
WG

Jman · 06-29-2005, 01:00 PM

Eric is a real sweat and sensitive guy. Under all that roughness there's a nice smooth GEM glowing... (Damn those roofies messed me up)

Great Interview Eric, keep em coming. Miss you man and can't wait to see again ;-)

DamageX · 06-29-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

So yes I plan to remain a college drop out forever. My degree will never do anything for me.

You *could* go back to get a business degree, would definitely be more useful than a geography major.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:01 PM

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14. Why have you always lived in California?

Almost moved to Denver once, but Job I was going to take fell into that catagory from the previous question.

When I graduated High School I had a good offer to play Baseball at the local City College and then from there had another offer from CSULB so I just stayed in the area when a lot of people leave. I didn't have a bad relationship with my parents that had me rushing to get out of town or anything like that.

So just like anything we all pretty much do what we do with the options that are presented to us.

I also have travelled around the US quite a bit and have seen many of the places I would consider living. I love to visit those places and know that if I moved there I would take a lot of those things for granted and so for now I just keep them as travel spots to enjoy to the fullest.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:03 PM

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You *could* go back to get a business degree, would definitely be more useful than a geography major.

There in lies the quandary? Useful for what? (at least that is the way I see it)

I know people with business degree's that don't know shit about how to run a business. And yet know people that work their asses off and run their own show wisely and do very well and learned it on the fly.

JUSTB · 06-29-2005, 01:04 PM

Eric needs to change his name to Eric aka as sexy eyes ; )

Tala · 06-29-2005, 01:06 PM

*reads with a grin*

JFK · 06-29-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

does anyone have pics of #1????

You mean these ones?

Sly · 06-29-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

You *could* go back to get a business degree, would definitely be more useful than a geography major.

I originally went to school headed for a business degree. After I realized what a worthless piece of shit it would really be, I dropped out. You don't need a degree to run a business, you need drive and ambition.

Ramos · 06-29-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

You mean these ones?

I knew it!

He's Bi!
Thanks for sharing those lovely pics!

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:10 PM

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15. How many conventions do you attend a year? Favorites? Least Favorites?

In the past year I have been to 7 shows from Internext FL last summer to Cybernet Expo a few weeks ago.

I enjoy all the shows and always meet new people at each one (sometimes the same person several times. Note: new faces at 3am when drunk are tough to remember no matter how hard you try). Never seems to matter how many people you know there is always someone somewhere that comes out of the woodwork and you meet them for the first time even though you have talked to them for ages online.

I personally, and you and I have talked about this, enjoy the shows for the relationships more than the business. I enjoy spending time with people in the more relaxed atmosphere and enjoying their company and getting to know them. We can do business when we get back to the office. Let's share a drink or dinner. That to me is what makes going to the shows with it everytime!

With that said my personal favorites are Webmaster Access Cancun and Phoenix Forum. Two places the relaxing environments seem to go to another level. I am sure there are other shows similar to these, but I have not had a chance to make it to them yet.

Peaches · 06-29-2005, 01:10 PM

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You mean these ones?

OMG, they did the holding and body squeezing too! I am strangely turned on......

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:11 PM

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I originally went to school headed for a business degree. After I realized what a worthless piece of shit it would really be, I dropped out. You don't need a degree to run a business, you need drive and ambition.

BINGO BABY!

DamageX · 06-29-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

There in lies the quandary? Useful for what? (at least that is the way I see it)

I know people with business degree's that don't know shit about how to run a business. And yet know people that work their asses off and run their own show wisely and do very well and learned it on the fly.

Ummm, maybe you took this the wrong way. Sure, not saying you NEED it. My experience is that no matter how much practical experience you have, there's always more theory you can learn. As well as vice versa, no matter how much theory you got in your head, you could always use more practice. Of course there's no fool-proof recipe on how to mix the two EXACTLY, but I take it you know what I'm trying to say. I plan on going back to school and finish my degree, then get more work done, then go back to school again and study more and so on. I suppose not everyone is like me, but I love learning and I guess therein lies the flaw of my above post, I simply had my own view as starting point.

JFK · 06-29-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

OMG, they did the holding and body squeezing too! I am strangely turned on......

Yes it was HOT and heavy ..........my lens kept getting fogged up

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:13 PM

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16. Why are the Adult.com offices in Sacramento?

When Lensman first started this little operation he started in in AZ where he lived at the time.

Then he moved the operation to Plesanton Area to be in the Bay Area during the Dot Com boom.

I didn't work with them till after they moved here, but from what I heard it was a decision between here and San Diego. The final decision was based on Family for Lensman.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:15 PM

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Ummm, maybe you took this the wrong way. Sure, not saying you NEED it. My experience is that no matter how much practical experience you have, there's always more theory you can learn. As well as vice versa, no matter how much theory you got in your head, you could always use more practice. Of course there's no fool-proof recipe on how to mix the two EXACTLY, but I take it you know what I'm trying to say. I plan on going back to school and finish my degree, then get more work done, then go back to school again and study more and so on. I suppose not everyone is like me, but I love learning and I guess therein lies the flaw of my above post, I simply had my own view as starting point.

I see what you mean. My biggest thing is I am a self learner. I like to learn things on my own more than someone tell me. So I read tons of books from all different subjects. Religion, Business, Fantasy, Kids Books, etc. I just can't do the whole lecture thing.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:19 PM

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17. What was your first computer? Did you ever steal software? Still?

Commodore 64 baby. I am sure this one will stir up some memories for some people.

Ask for it as a Bday/Xmas gift and loved it.

I may have done a few shady things as a kid. The trick is not whether you did it. It was whether you got caught!

Nothing shady anymore. I don't download music, movies, software or any of that stuff.

Jman · 06-29-2005, 01:20 PM

Thanks for sharing JFK....

What guys would'nt do to satisfy the ladies joining them

BTW Eric made a knot with the cherry while kissing, he's pretty talented.

DamageX · 06-29-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

I see what you mean. My biggest thing is I am a self learner. I like to learn things on my own more than someone tell me. So I read tons of books from all different subjects. Religion, Business, Fantasy, Kids Books, etc. I just can't do the whole lecture thing.

I'm a self learner too, but in all honesty I discovered that University experience (mind you, in Europe, I have no idea what universities are like in the US, aside from what I've seen in cheesy flicks) is hard to get in the line of work. I've been able to learn a lot in a very short time just by going to classes and arguing with the lecturers. Sure, some classes may be total crap, but I still value the learning experience as well as the part where you learn how much theory differs from practice and how you need to handle both. Plus, in many cases I've been able to take the easy path towards more knowledge by actually making connections with lecturers who'd appreciate my desire to learn more and pointed me in the right directions. Things you may not learn in class, but definitely not get a free ride towards in working life.

TheHatchet · 06-29-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

I knew it!

He's Bi!
Thanks for sharing those lovely pics!

I would watch out Eric, Ramos got a little tooo excited seeing those pics.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:25 PM

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18. Why do you like to be paid for preformance and not time?

I don't know what preformance is, but I like to look at being paid based on performance as the same as being paid for my time.

If you look at it this way. Being paid based on performance is me spending my time to do the things that will increase the amount of money I make therefore increase the amount of money a company makes. So I am being paid for my time, but based on a performance structure.

I will never not be paid on a performance structure again.

When I was working years ago at UPS I was in a trailer on a night not long after the Northridge Earthquake. Well one of the main hubs for UPS colapsed in LA. So they had to re route all the packages to our hub. That meant tons more work for us.

So I am in this trailer and the guy working with me is dogging big time. Total Slacker! So I ask him to speed up so we can keep up with the work flow. Well he was an old timer and looked at me and said, "Why? No matter how fast I work they are still going to pay me the same amount."

I went out and got my first sales job shortly thereafter. There was no way I was going to be in a situation where I worked harder and yet was paid the same as someone sitting on their ass doing nothing.

C-Bass · 06-29-2005, 01:28 PM

I have to say that from Day 1 that i met him, Eric has been a great guy - Never have i seen him without a smile on his face.

I'd have to say that he's the cat's meow

jscott · 06-29-2005, 01:31 PM

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JFK does

haha, i cant wait to see them

great questions, interesting & funny

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:33 PM

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19. Why did you almost get married but run at the last moment?

HAHA... I knew this one would come out.

The short answer is that even though we thought we were both ready. Neither of us were. We were both still in school. We were both heading down far different paths. I had recently found the adult internet and was trying to figure out how to get started and she was very religious. I know a bit of cold feet help in the decision too.

It was crazy though cause after I called it off. Her dad came to my house and threatened to kill me. Her parents took me to small claims court to get some of the money back that they spent on the wedding. The next year was nuts. Yet a great learning experience.

One of the best decisions I have ever made as hard as it was at the time. Looking back I just remember throwing out the thought "Oh man what are all these people going to think of me!?" I had to put that out of my head cause there was no way I was going to get guilted into getting married when I knew it was not right.

She married a couple years later from what I heard. No clue how she is doing now.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 01:34 PM

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I have to say that from Day 1 that i met him, Eric has been a great guy - Never have i seen him without a smile on his face.

I'd have to say that he's the cat's meow

Damn NINJA'S!

Trax · 06-29-2005, 01:34 PM

awesome pics

nice read

Penthouse Tony · 06-29-2005, 01:47 PM

Great read so far. Eric is a great guy and Ramos says he's a good kisser too.

BigBen · 06-29-2005, 02:14 PM

I had the chance to hang out with Eric a few times and he's definately easy to get along with and a great guy.

Nice interview!

2HousePlague · 06-29-2005, 02:52 PM

! -- ERIC DANCES w BOYZ -- !

? -- WHY IS THAT -- ?

2HP

Eric · 06-29-2005, 02:55 PM

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20. How much do you know about mortages?

I know enough to get me by. Man I really hate signing all the paperwork that goes a long with them though. Talk about a pain in the ass. But on the brighter side signing that paperwork has been very good to me over the past few years.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 02:56 PM

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! -- ERIC DANCES w BOYZ -- !

? -- WHY IS THAT -- ?

2HP

Jack.. You look like Cool Hand Luke in that picture.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 02:58 PM

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21. Have you ever fucked anyone you work with?

Anyone ever working for this company... No
In this industry... Yes
At other jobs I have had...Yes

You left that one too open my friend.

Eric · 06-29-2005, 03:00 PM

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22. Have you ever been drunk or high at a webmaster event?

Yes... See the picture above with Jman.

Never been HIGH in my life. One thing I am actually proud of is the fact that I have never done any drugs in my life ever. Asprin doesn't count.

Varius · 06-29-2005, 03:01 PM

I've got one

Q: What is the ratio of shows you've gotten in "trouble" with your GF which I've attended vs. those I've not attended

Eric · 06-29-2005, 03:04 PM

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23. How much do you pay Sunny Leone to pretend to be your girlfriend at shows?

She is only gay for pay. i.e. Vivid Contract

She puts up with my shit daily for free! Bet that really has you wondering what I have on her eh?

Actually she is amazing! I could go on for hours about her. But this is MY INTERVIEW DAMMIT!

Eric · 06-29-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

I've got one

Q: What is the ratio of shows you've gotten in "trouble" with your GF which I've attended vs. those I've not attended

Zero.. If you call that trouble man I need to add a TON more shit to the list of trouble I have gotten into over the years!

pradaboy · 06-29-2005, 03:05 PM

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You mean these ones?

priceless pics. Great interview Eric... and way to go with answering the questions so quickly!

Eric · 06-29-2005, 03:06 PM

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priceless pics. Great interview Eric... and way to go with answering the questions so quickly!

Thanks man. Trying to give everyone just a little glimpse.

Varius · 06-29-2005, 03:08 PM

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Zero.. If you call that trouble man I need to add a TON more shit to the list of trouble I have gotten into over the years!

I know, that's why I put it in quotations

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