Sleazydream, is it true?

[NoCarrier]

That you avoided Choker everytime you saw him with his daughter?!

I don't know why, but I was expecting more from you. I thought you were different in real life.

"Oh but you know, Scott is such a nice guy in real life.."

So you really are a bad ass keyboard warrior after all.

Lame.

Originally Posted by Choker

Nah man, this shit is just stupid. This fat fuck AVOIDED me everytime he saw me and Chicadee during the convention. He would see us coming and walk away acting like he didn't see us. No fucking balls at all. People were walking around all over the fucking hotel with those clocks since day 1, everyone knows damned well he saw the clocks an hour after we started giving them away. Then he walks up moping with his hands in his pockets, 10 minutes before the lottery. He looked like his best friend just died, it was obvious he was embarressed and ashamed to even be near me and ESPECIALLY Chicadee.

I did not even notice that before, during and even after the drawing Chicadee had made sure she was right beside him the whole time. I didn't tell her to do that, she did it on her own. She was waiting on him to look her in the face and say anything, even a fucking "Hi" but the coward did not even have the courage to look her in her eyes. Later on she told me "You're right Dad, he does smell really bad", I laughed my ass off about that one.

Typical Sleazy Dream. He waits until he gets back in the safety of his big empty house to talk shit. All safe and secure behind his keyboard. Can't say it peoples faces. Sad, very sad

Ohhh and nice manboobs btw.

[Pipecrew]

What was the symbolism of the clocks? I never looked at them, chicadee handed me one and I wasnt about to not accept it when I had no room to hang onto it haha

[khs]

nice rack

[Harmon]

Jesus, he does have some succulent man juggs... I wanna suck `em

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

What was the symbolism of the clocks? I never looked at them, chicadee handed me one and I wasnt about to not accept it when I had no room to hang onto it haha

Dude, I told her about you, nothing but good stuff. I do allow her to date anyone that makes over 100k a year. I am of course over protective, but at the same time I want her to meet a nice guy. You and her can support me in my old age.....

[Pipecrew]

Originally Posted by Choker

Dude, I told her about you, nothing but good stuff. I do allow her to date anyone that makes over 100k a year. I am of course over protective, but at the same time I want her to meet a nice guy. You and her can support me in my old age.....

hahaha, I hope you taught her to shoot Guns, that's the first date idea!

[Sly]

Originally Posted by Choker

Dude, I told her about you, nothing but good stuff. I do allow her to date anyone that makes over 100k a year. I am of course over protective, but at the same time I want her to meet a nice guy. You and her can support me in my old age.....

Pipe what is it with you and guns? They're never going to let you back into Canada! By the way, did you transfer the domain yet?

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

hahaha, I hope you taught her to shoot Guns, that's the first date idea!

LOL, she is partial to large caliber revolvers. Post a pic of yourself. Seriously man.

[xanx]

Originally Posted by Choker

Dude, I told her about you, nothing but good stuff. I do allow her to date anyone that makes over 100k a year. I am of course over protective, but at the same time I want her to meet a nice guy. You and her can support me in my old age.....

I didn't know that was your daughter, I met her and you outside the mvc dinner, she's a sweetie

[Choker]

Originally Posted by xanx

I didn't know that was your daughter, I met her and you outside the mvc dinner, she's a sweetie

You can say it man, she's a hottie. After I talked to you I went back into the dinner. One of the younger MVC guys had taken my seat beside her, and was giving her his best pitch. I just set beside him and carried on like usual. After about 10 minutes this guy noticed me sitting beside him, someone introduced us, he looked at me and said something like "damned she's hot and winked" I said "Yeah she's my daughter". Poor kid almost pissed in his pants right there. His jaw dropped and he immediately said excuse me and left. Funny stuff.

[StuartD]

You sure do obsess about Sleazy a lot.... it's almost bordering on surpassing theking's obsession with politics/military.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

You sure do obsess about Sleazy a lot.... it's almost bordering on surpassing theking's obsession with politics/military.

Again someone opening thier mouth about shit they know nothing about. I offered to drop the shit between him and I. Then as soon as Burger boy gets back home behind his keyboard he starts talking shit again. Didn't know that did you? As far as I am concerned it is over between us still. Let him talk shit about me. I don't care.

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by Choker

Again someone opening thier mouth about shit they know nothing about. I offered to drop the shit between him and I. Then as soon as Burger boy gets back home behind his keyboard he starts talking shit again. Didn't know that did you? As far as I am concerned it is over between us still. Let him talk shit about me. I don't care.

Excuse me, I know you're obsessed too... but I wasn't talking to you. You didn't start the thread or even address sleazy in this thread.

I meant NoCarrier

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

You sure do obsess about Sleazy a lot.... it's almost bordering on surpassing theking's obsession with politics/military.

Oh really? You always reply left and right in threads about Sleazydream.

No offense dude, but you're not the right person to criticize my threads.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Excuse me, I know you're obsessed too... but I wasn't talking to you. You didn't start the thread or even address sleazy in this thread.

I meant NoCarrier

Ah my apoligies then. Yeah Nocarrier is obsessed with Sleazy. What started this NoCarrier??

[xanx]

Originally Posted by Choker

You can say it man, she's a hottie. After I talked to you I went back into the dinner. One of the younger MVC guys had taken my seat beside her, and was giving her his best pitch. I just set beside him and carried on like usual. After about 10 minutes this guy noticed me sitting beside him, someone introduced us, he looked at me and said something like "damned she's hot and winked" I said "Yeah she's my daughter". Poor kid almost pissed in his pants right there. His jaw dropped and he immediately said excuse me and left. Funny stuff.

I didn't want to be rude, but yea she's a hottie. Tell her I said hi and that I said she's a cutie

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

You always reply left and right in threads about Sleazydream.

No offense dude, but you're not the right person to criticize my threads.

Seriously, I haven't replied in any of the threads about the whole MC'ing thing and their dispute going on here.... except for the one thread that was posted 4 hours later saying he should MC the event. I asked if if it wasn't done already.

I'm not sure what it is you're imagining, but it would be a little wrong. Sleazy's a good friend... but I couldn't care less about all this drama. You on the other hand, seem to like to swim in it.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Choker

Yeah Nocarrier is obsessed with Sleazy. What started this NoCarrier??

Other than the fact that it's just plain fun to pick on him. LOL

[wha wha wha]

Is it just me, or does this thread need a picture of Chicadee?

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by Choker

What started this NoCarrier??

Why? I despise people bragging about their own self image. Especially when they are fat fucks.

Sleazydream is one of them. He's a character on this board and a pussy in real life. We have the proof today.

Thanks man!

But don't worry, GFY is not Sleazydream. This place rocks, but when Sleazydream gets owned (And he got owned so many, many times recently, I feel like a kid at Christmas.)

[pussyluver]

Originally Posted by wha wha wha

Is it just me, or does this thread need a picture of Chicadee?

That is a fact! And I would advise all to be very respectful in their comments!

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

You on the other hand, seem to like to swim in it.

Yeah, that's propably why I can see you swimming behind me as well.

You always reply in threads about Sleazydream.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by pussyluver

That is a fact! And I would advise all to be very respectful in their comments!

I'm sure JFK took pictures of her and Choker.

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

Yeah, that's propably why I can see you swimming behind me as well.

You always reply in threads about Sleazydream.

I just did a search for sleazydream threads, in the first 25 threads, I had replied to this one and the "bury the hatchet" thread.... and 2 ambush interviews.

Yup, that's "always reply"ing. Way to be observant there champ.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I just did a search for sleazydream threads

I was not talking about my Sleazydream threads.. But every threads about Sleazydream, you act like a Brown Noser and give your comments. Look, you don't have to feel sorry. He's your friend.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by wha wha wha

Is it just me, or does this thread need a picture of Chicadee?

A lot of pics were taken of her. I think guys are not posting out of respect for me thinking it will offend me. It does not . Post away. She is 20, not 12. I am proud of the way she looks. Look at my ugly ass, I'm lucky she turned out the way she did. LOL

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I was not talking about my Sleazydream threads.. But every threads about Sleazydream, you act like a Brown Noser and give your comments. Look, you don't have to feel sorry. He's your friend.

Where did I say "YOUR" sleazydream threads? I was talking about sleazydream threads in general. Or did you think that you made the "bury the hatchet" thread instead of Choker?

See, you're obsessing way to much. You even think that choker's threads are yours now.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

See, you're obsessing way to much. You even think that choker's threads are yours now.

No, I think that you are trying to avoid the fact that you always reply in threads about Sleazydream.

Does Sleazydream give you a special hug at conventions when you see him?

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

No, I think that you are trying to avoid the fact that you always reply in threads about Sleazydream.

And you keep avoiding the fact that I just proved you wrong.

By the way, I post in dozens of threads everyday.... how many other people do you think I'm "brown nosing" because I hit threads about them. kak_azn? I've posted in two of his threads today. OMG! I must be obsessing!!

[Sly]

I post in less SleazyDream threads than you. Neener neener neener!

[Pipecrew]

Originally Posted by Choker

LOL, she is partial to large caliber revolvers. Post a pic of yourself. Seriously man.

http://www.bangbrosonline.com/pipecrew.jpg

that's me, and I'am partial handguns, Glocks 22 to 27 and Sig Saurs. haha

[Choker]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

No, I think that you are trying to avoid the fact that you always reply in threads about Sleazydream.

Does Sleazydream give you a special hug at conventions when you see him?

Should have seen those gigantic sweat stains under his arm pits. Fucking gross. I understand that Florida heat is hell on people not used to it, but jeesh, use fucking GOOD deodarant and your armpits don't fucking sweat, ever. Your forehead and face yes, but not your armpits. I'm fat and live in this heat everyday and never have sweaty armpits because I use deodarant.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

OMG! I must be obsessing!!

You are obsessing about a lot of people. And I never talked about it.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Sleazydream is your friend. That's why you replied in this thread.

[StuartD]

The best part about nocarrier is that he can't just admit this.... he starts at least 1 sleazydream thread a day... at least one, usually more.

I've posted in 2 sleazydream threads in the past 2 months... other than ambush interviews.... started exactly 0.

Who's the obsessed one? Come on man, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Come on man, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery

You do the first step, then I'll follow you

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

http://www.bangbrosonline.com/pipecrew.jpg

that's me, and I'am partial handguns, Glocks 22 to 27 and Sig Saurs. haha

She said she wants to see more pics.

[Pipecrew]

Originally Posted by Choker

She said she wants to see more pics.

haha, we all gotta wait on FUBAR updating for that.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

The best part about nocarrier is that he can't just admit this.... he starts at least 1 sleazydream thread a day... at least one, usually more.

I've posted in 2 sleazydream threads in the past 2 months... other than ambush interviews.... started exactly 0.

Who's the obsessed one? Come on man, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery

Yeah but how many Nocarrier threads have you posted in? Not trying to start shit but I relate your nic to being a Sleazydream cronie.

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

You do the first step, then I'll follow you

Admit that you're wrong. Sure, I can do that. You're usually wrong about most things but I let those go. This obsession thing is just unhealthy though.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by Choker

Should have seen those gigantic sweat stains under his arm pits. Fucking gross. I understand that Florida heat is hell on people not used to it, but jeesh, use fucking GOOD deodarant and your armpits don't fucking sweat, ever.

I don't think a deodorant can help him. I remember a really fat guy in High School with horrible body odor problems. I once left the class and threw up. It was that bad. Some extremely obese people will smell real bad. Others won't. I guess he's the "smelly" type. I don't know what he can do to help this problem. But a gigantic deodorant won't save him.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

This obsession thing is just unhealthy though.

Yeah, because "BROWN NOSING" is sooo much healthier.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

haha, we all gotta wait on FUBAR updating for that.

ok, I'm batting for you man. You don't seem the abusive type at all and I have never seen or heard of you being drunk. That and your income level gets my stamp of approval, plus I really do admire someone your age accomplishing so much so fast. More pics, a credit check, FBI background check and you guys can start talking on the phone. LOL

[StuartD]

Originally Posted by Choker

Yeah but how many Nocarrier threads have you posted in? Not trying to start shit but I relate your nic to being a Sleazydream cronie.

I won't deny that I've backed him up, but for the most part... it's only when people question how he is in real life. Particularly people who have never met him in real life. I will admit, how he seems in real life to you will be different than to me or some others... because you two already have a history of not liking each other.

I haven't posted in a whole lot of your threads though, have I? You two have issues with each other... that's your own business.

As far as NoCarrier threads, I just did a search... on the first page of 25 results, I've replied to 4 of them, one was about Lawrence Connor having adult.com in his sig and another was about newbies not caring about business threads.

2 was about sleazy, one being this thread. The other where I said it looked like Sunny was digging Sleazy's man boobs.

[Choker]

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I don't think a deodorant can help him. I remember a really fat guy in High School with horrible body odor problems. I once left the class and threw up. It was that bad. Some extremely obese people will smell real bad. Others won't. I guess he's the "smelly" type. I don't know what he can do to help this problem. But a gigantic deodorant won't save him.

hahahaha man I remember seeing a fubar pic with Burger boy with his arms around two girls and the big stains going on. We gotta find that pic for this thread

[Pipecrew]

Originally Posted by Choker

ok, I'm batting for you man. You don't seem the abusive type at all and I have never seen or heard of you being drunk. That and your income level gets my stamp of approval, plus I really do admire someone your age accomplishing so much so fast. More pics, a credit check, FBI background check and you guys can start talking on the phone. LOL

hahahahaha sweet.. Dont worry, i would never want to piss off someone that has more assault rifles then the local gun stores.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

haha, we all gotta wait on FUBAR updating for that.

We are working on the pics even as we speak..............

[Choker]

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

hahahahaha sweet.. Dont worry, i would never want to piss off someone that has more assault rifles then the local gun stores.

Cool deal, as soon as you find more pics let me know. In the meantime familiarize yourself with my policies concerning dating my daughter.........................


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the
day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is:"early"

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.
If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there is darkness.
Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided;movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter,
I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun,a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not mess with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[NoCarrier]

Originally Posted by Choker

Cool deal, as soon as you find more pics let me know. In the meantime familiarize yourself with my policies concerning dating my daughter.........................


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the
day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is:"early"

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.
If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there is darkness.
Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided;movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter,
I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun,a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not mess with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Holy shit! I kinda like Tony Soprano now. I'd date Meadow anytime now.

[Slap Dot]

Where's her picture?

[tungsten]

Originally Posted by Slap Dot

Where's her picture?

inquiring minds want to know