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Mike69 · 06-29-2005, 12:26 AM

Declaration of Revocation

YOU MUST READ

For 98% of you that do not understand.. I will be around for a question and answer period as soon as you complete Step 1...

FrankWhite · 06-29-2005, 12:28 AM

tooooooooooooo long to read !!!

Mike69 · 06-29-2005, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed

tooooooooooooo long to read !!!

Im sorry...

Im sure you find this more to your liking

Just for you

Ace_luffy · 06-29-2005, 12:34 AM

so loooooooooooooong..... i need some rest then

Mike69 · 06-29-2005, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace_luffy

so loooooooooooooong..... i need some rest then

Yes I know I am very sorry... please take your time... get plenty of rest first...

I know and understand that anything longer than one line is really taxing for Americans. Please take all the time you need.... get plenty of rest and you might need this as well

http://dictionary.reference.com/

Gunni · 06-29-2005, 12:46 AM

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While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

hahahaha

FrankWhite · 06-29-2005, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Im sorry...

Im sure you find this more to your liking

Just for you

no i like this one better

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

Mike69 · 06-29-2005, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed

no i like this one better

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

lol....

Mike69 · 06-29-2005, 12:56 AM

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Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

My fav... lol

2257-Ben · 06-29-2005, 12:59 AM

The only good thing to come about out of this would be the immediate and automatic revocation of 2257...

dragonlady · 06-29-2005, 01:12 AM

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There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

Quote:

The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.

smack · 06-29-2005, 02:01 AM

that's some funny shit, john cleese has consistantly made me laugh.

MyNameIsEmily · 06-29-2005, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Im sorry...

Im sure you find this more to your liking

Just for you

a bit of a pretentious little prick, aren't we?

MyNameIsEmily · 06-29-2005, 02:19 AM

lol @ Fries aren't even French

MyNameIsEmily · 06-29-2005, 02:23 AM

I hate to say it, but Mr. Cleese has several grammar errors.

dragonlady · 06-29-2005, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsEmily

a bit of a pretentious little prick, aren't we?

just a teeny bit rofl

eroswebmaster · 06-29-2005, 10:38 AM

I like John Cleese..but most english men are gay. It's a fact.

Verbal · 06-29-2005, 10:49 AM

very funny, thanks for the link

Greg Jacobson · 06-29-2005, 11:58 AM

too many words

Anthony · 06-29-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Declaration of Revocation

YOU MUST READ

For 98% of you that do not understand.. I will be around for a question and answer period as soon as you complete Step 1...

That's a nut kicking!

I have to keep quiet, just by chance some canadian doesn't call customs on me next week to do a cavity check.

EZRhino · 06-29-2005, 12:04 PM

Nice post

, love John Cleese humor

pornguy · 06-29-2005, 12:07 PM

Will have to read it later. Time restraint.

RuthB · 06-29-2005, 12:11 PM

LOL!

"1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. "

I swear I spent SO much time when I first moved to Canada from the UK explaining that it's NOT aluminum, it's aluminIUM, but no dice lol - they told me I'd been taught wrong in school

Funny stuff, thanks for sharing it and bringing the memories and the smiles!

Kimmykim · 06-29-2005, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsEmily

I hate to say it, but Mr. Cleese has several grammar errors.

His spelling of aluminium is not very precise either.

Bugbee · 06-29-2005, 12:21 PM

kodec · 06-29-2005, 12:23 PM

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Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.

Obi-Wan Kenobi was played by Alec Guinness, what more could you want?

Steve · 06-29-2005, 12:23 PM

weak near-frozen gnat urine LOL

Icon · 06-29-2005, 12:25 PM

very witty

gunfodder · 06-29-2005, 12:50 PM

mwaaahahahaaaa .. i liked it

FilthyRob · 06-29-2005, 12:52 PM

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

Rich · 06-29-2005, 12:58 PM

hahaha, that is fucking classic.

monkeysnap · 06-29-2005, 01:41 PM

Question: Did Monty Python member John Cleese pen a satirical piece announcing the revocation of America's independence?

Answer: FALSE

.

DamageX · 06-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeysnap

Question: Did Monty Python member John Cleese pen a satirical piece announcing the revocation of America's independence?

Answer: FALSE

.

Thanks for the link. Article was still funny as hell though.

BuggyG · 06-29-2005, 03:08 PM

ROFL!! I got this

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