Americans.... Take notice....
 

Declaration of Revocation

YOU MUST READ

For 98% of you that do not understand.. I will be around for a question and answer period as soon as you complete Step 1...

tooooooooooooo long to read !!!

Im sorry...


Im sure you find this more to your liking

Just for you

so loooooooooooooong..... i need some rest then

Yes I know I am very sorry... please take your time... get plenty of rest first...

I know and understand that anything longer than one line is really taxing for Americans. Please take all the time you need.... get plenty of rest and you might need this as well

http://dictionary.reference.com/

hahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no i like this one better

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

lol.... :winkwink:

My fav... lol

The only good thing to come about out of this would be the immediate and automatic revocation of 2257...

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that's some funny shit, john cleese has consistantly made me laugh. :1orglaugh

a bit of a pretentious little prick, aren't we? :1orglaugh

lol @ Fries aren't even French

I hate to say it, but Mr. Cleese has several grammar errors.

just a teeny bit rofl

I like John Cleese..but most english men are gay. It's a fact.

very funny, thanks for the link

too many words

That's a nut kicking!

I have to keep quiet, just by chance some canadian doesn't call customs on me next week to do a cavity check. :1orglaugh

Nice post :thumbsup, love John Cleese humor

Will have to read it later. Time restraint.

LOL!

"1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. "

I swear I spent SO much time when I first moved to Canada from the UK explaining that it's NOT aluminum, it's aluminIUM, but no dice lol - they told me I'd been taught wrong in school :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny stuff, thanks for sharing it and bringing the memories and the smiles! :thumbsup

His spelling of aluminium is not very precise either.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Obi-Wan Kenobi was played by Alec Guinness, what more could you want?

weak near-frozen gnat urine LOL

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very witty

mwaaahahahaaaa .. i liked it

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

hahaha, that is fucking classic.

Question: Did Monty Python member John Cleese pen a satirical piece announcing the revocation of America's independence?

Answer: FALSE


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Thanks for the link. Article was still funny as hell though. :)

ROFL!! I got this

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