Some tips for adult blog owners - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 06-28-2005, 08:58 PM

Ever since blogs became the "next big thing" in porn many of you have been wasting time on completely sucky, unsuccessful porn blogs. Here are some pointers.

# Update often. This one goes without saying, but many of you manage to fuck it up anyway.

# Keep it short and simple. There's a reason your surfers are reading a porn blog instead of Tolstoy.

# Make it funny/edgy. People want entertainment, they don't care that you think girl X is hot. Unless you're a celeb, really unique or (pretending to be) a hot chick, surfers don't care about you and your personal thoughts.

# Pretend to be a hot chick. Or anything else that interests surfers. Some custom content to give your blog a "real" feel won't hurt either. make sure your blog develops its own personality.

# Catch on to the "thing of the day". If you are among the first to notice big internet hypes, people will send your link to others and will link to you on their blogs. Viral and se traffic converts well. Very well.

# Use lots of media. Funny/sexy vids and pics entertain surfers, and keep them coming back.

# Find quirky articles or links, and put them on your blog. People want to waste time, and since you probably aren't a gifted writer your writings won't do. So, give them surfing material instead.

Just a few tips

khs · 06-28-2005, 09:01 PM

great tips!

FilthyRob · 06-28-2005, 09:04 PM

awesome tips. I will use your wisdom when making my new blog.

Alex · 06-28-2005, 10:53 PM

Short and simple is gay.

You want text enriched entries or you have another tgp/freesite.

GatorB · 06-28-2005, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Keep it short and simple. There's a reason your surfers are reading a porn blog instead of Tolstoy.

95% of GFY is thinking "Who is Tolstoy?"

bangman · 06-28-2005, 11:08 PM

Good advice Punkworld.
"make sure your blog develops its own personality."

You know, I encourage this every single day but few pay attention. This is very important. There are tons of blogs nowadays. What makes yours special?

Good post Punkworld.

Tala · 06-28-2005, 11:11 PM

Very good post. I like to see helpful stuff like this.

If you MUST write a novel, (LOL @ Tolstoy), try making it highly erotic and not just "in, out, repeat if necessary." And PLEASE mind the spelling and grammar. Folks who are reading a blog actually do tend to be people who appreciate correct grammar, punctuation and spelling.

Alex · 06-28-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

95% of GFY is thinking "Who is Tolstoy?"

And as for the 5% of us that read his books, do we now what Tolstoy means?

I do

Tala · 06-28-2005, 11:12 PM

bangman, great design! I love that!

06-28-2005, 08:58 PM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Some tips for adult blog owners Ever since blogs became the "next big thing" in porn many of you have been wasting time on completely sucky, unsuccessful porn blogs. Here are some pointers. # Update often. This one goes without saying, but many of you manage to fuck it up anyway. # Keep it short and simple. There's a reason your surfers are reading a porn blog instead of Tolstoy. # Make it funny/edgy. People want entertainment, they don't care that you think girl X is hot. Unless you're a celeb, really unique or (pretending to be) a hot chick, surfers don't care about you and your personal thoughts. # Pretend to be a hot chick. Or anything else that interests surfers. Some custom content to give your blog a "real" feel won't hurt either. make sure your blog develops its own personality. # Catch on to the "thing of the day". If you are among the first to notice big internet hypes, people will send your link to others and will link to you on their blogs. Viral and se traffic converts well. Very well. # Use lots of media. Funny/sexy vids and pics entertain surfers, and keep them coming back. # Find quirky articles or links, and put them on your blog. People want to waste time, and since you probably aren't a gifted writer your writings won't do. So, give them surfing material instead. Just a few tips __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	Good advice Punkworld. "make sure your blog develops its own personality." You know, I encourage this every single day but few pay attention. This is very important. There are tons of blogs nowadays. What makes yours special? Good post Punkworld. __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

06-28-2005, 11:11 PM	#7
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Very good post. I like to see helpful stuff like this. If you MUST write a novel, (LOL @ Tolstoy), try making it highly erotic and not just "in, out, repeat if necessary." And PLEASE mind the spelling and grammar. Folks who are reading a blog actually do tend to be people who appreciate correct grammar, punctuation and spelling. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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