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06-27-2005, 10:47 PM
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Andrew Dice Clay goes off on CNN - (Great Video)
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06-27-2005, 10:51 PM
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of A.D. Clay Hickory Dickory Dock. My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock. Roll, roll, roll your hahahaha Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said "Hey, free electric and gas." Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he He chewed off his tit And ate his own shit And washed it down with some tea. Hickory Dickory Dock Some chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo I dumped the bitch on the next block. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Her Rover took over And she got a bone of her own. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored those flabby tits And licked her asshole clean Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore, And I ain't your pop. Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head Fucked her ass and went to bed Little jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, Then blew his friend Tony, And wiped his mouth on his tie Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girl friends twat. Three blind mice, see how they run Where the fuck are they going? Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe Suck my dick and swallow slow. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick. There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe She had so many kids Her uterus fell out Patty cake, patty cake, Baker's man If your chick's on her period Fuck her in the can Mary had a little lamb, She kept in her backyard. When she took her panties off His wooly dick got hard. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass. Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass And she had you. ---- ADG Webmaster |
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06-27-2005, 10:52 PM
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yeah, I love live news
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06-27-2005, 10:53 PM
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06-27-2005, 10:54 PM
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06-27-2005, 10:56 PM
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06-27-2005, 10:57 PM
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06-27-2005, 11:09 PM
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photochop or not?
 here's another good one (NBC): 
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06-27-2005, 11:13 PM
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06-27-2005, 11:18 PM
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he was losing it lol
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06-27-2005, 11:18 PM
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06-27-2005, 11:40 PM
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06-27-2005, 11:49 PM
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06-28-2005, 12:05 AM
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Lol, funny stuff, man.
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06-28-2005, 06:14 AM
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06-28-2005, 06:27 AM
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He got plenty of attitude.....
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06-28-2005, 06:32 AM
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great fuckin Clip .. fuck those news fucks they don't know shit
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