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Tube groupie.
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I did a month in jail for a webpage!
Hey everybody ? some of you guys might be wondering where I?ve been the last couple of weeks. The sad truth is that I?ve been in jail from August 11 ? September 4th for a picture / story on one of my websites that offended the sensibilities of the redneck ?powers that be? in this stupid redneck town that has me on probation. Seeing as this shit is still in court, I?m going to have to cut you short on the details. As soon as I can speak about this shit, I will be glad to share the whole story with everyone ? because it is really fucked up as hell. Someday, I?ll be able to laugh about it.
Here is the articles they were pissed about: http://www.dickd.com/editorials_jay/good_ole_boys_1.htm http://www.dickd.com/editorials_jay/bootcamp_1.htm For anyone that I do business with ? I?m just posting this so you will know that I?m back and where I?ve been. If you submit sites, I have 600 site in my queue ? I will be woking hard the next few days to get caught up on reviews. If you have traffic trades or link trades that you have questions about, just shoot me an email at [email protected] and we?ll get everything straight. I will be working my ass off the next few days until I can get things caught up. |
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Thats fucked up
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What were you charged with?
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oh shit, and yes i wondered where you were ...
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cuck
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that really sucks
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Moral of the story: Don't do drugs.
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I am gonna stay out of Georgia for awhile.
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Jesus loves bacon
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What we really want to know though is...
did you manage to keep your anal virginity? ya know that whole anal raping thing is exactly what's kept me on the straight and narrow these last couple years......
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Damn and I could walk around with an ounce on me and only get a fine.
one fucked up country. move to LA man. an ounce is nothing but a fine here dawg.
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lol
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MFBA
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good ole boys should all be shot.
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I was wondering what happened to you. Nice to see you back Jay.
Now get to work. ![]() |
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"Each Friday there was major inspections - sometimes you would have to stand at attention for 2-3 hours."
like in army. that was my favorite part from what i remember |
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What an ordeal ... that blows!!
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read that whole story... fuck! that blows man!!
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Why would you let yourself be represented by a bail bondsman in the first place?
Seriously, IF everything you say is true, you should contact the Georgia attorney general. I'm sure people at the state house are a bit more enlightened. |
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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There are always three sides to stories like this.
Yours, the police department's, and the truth.
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So Fucking Banned
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Have you looked into filing a lawsuit against the state for the lack of medical attention? I would think forcing you to run and work everyday with a broken foot and no medical attention is cruel and unusual punishment.
Just out of curiousity, what race are you? |
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GFY'S #1 retard
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I would've snapped
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Damn rednecks.
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Holy fuck dude...
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That's one hell of a story.
Just think, if there hadn't been illegal drugs in your shorts, none of this would've happened. Past that, however - I agree with Thunderballs - why do you keep dealing with these people? GO HIGHER UP. One thing that always works is contacting your city's "investigative reporter" from the biggest news station - every big city has one. Explain your story to him, put him to work - going public and shining a light on things has a tendency to clean up shit real fast. |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i forgot to jump in this thread, be an asshole and say:
SUCKS TO BE YOU! |
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Thats a shitty story. People who do all these drugs at shows in public should read it a few times.
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RednecksFuck I hated rednecks when I woke up this morning, and now I hate them even fucking more.. inbred pieces of shit. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Everyone does illegal things ;)
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Lesson 1: Drugs are bad
Lesson 2: Do not drop he soap Lesson 3: You should have got your ass to the court, fuck what the bondsman said.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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I got a similar welcome to Georgia....stay the fuck outta georgia is all i can say.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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I wont say anything else about my experience, or the next time im down there i'll probably have a warrant out for my practicing free speech.
P.S. Atlanta is not bad at all, but counties south of atlanta, watch the fuck out. |
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Welcome back Jay! You have endured a lifetime of shit, something nobody should have to do deal with, especially a bro.
I hope and pray (to whom I have no fucking idea) that you are vindicated. Let's all hope that the old addage "What goes around, comes around," holds true. If there is a God or such thing as Karma I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for that piece of shit sherriff... HIt me up when you have a few, got some new numbers and some news to share. Take care- |
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yeah canada!
i think we'll be using 'the land of the free' soon...
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wow, thats really mest up
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The O is for Oohhh
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damn that sucks balls dude...
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I felt the need to add to my post. Anyone who knows Jay, knows that he is a stand up guy and a true bro. Any of you with the "If you weren't doing something wrong, nothing would have happned to you" attitude have obviously led a very safe and sheltered life. Pisses me off becuase any one of you could have just as easliy found yourself in the same position. South Georgia is not goverened by the same social contract that the rest of the country enjoys. No matter what you say, Jay's treatment was in no way by any stretch of your limited imaginations approporiate, fair or even humane. We treat prisoners of war, animals, even insects better than Jay was treated. I'm sure even Jay wouldn't wish that experience on you or any of your friends or family members, but in fact you attitudes scream how badly you deserve it, if for nothing else to gain some perspective. Any of the GFY'ers who are black or have close ties to the black community almost certainly understand completely what Jay, his freinds and family have had to endure.
The real losers in all of this are the people who have no compassion, or sympathy for others in these types of situation. So MetaMan, the real truth is it sucks to be you. |
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BACON BACON BACON
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send you story if it is tru to every newspaper in each neighboring state...include all proof...maybe somene will feel sorry for you
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So Fucking Banned
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What ? - you can't do drugs in US legally ?
Is there more you can't do besides form killing eachother LOL Sorry, I'm bad. We can't do it here either but we only get a fine. Move to Holland/Netherlands - it's legal as well as hookers. xxxjay - don't know ya but I'm glad you are out since the shit you did was nothing. |
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Not that I'm defending Georgia, but pretty much anywhere in the country (california excluded), drive 50-100 miles outside of a major city & you'll encounter nothing but rednecks. Redneck gas stations serving catfish from god knows where...Sexually repressed redneck cops with a major chip on their shoulder...and weirdo redneck truckers that try to coax you into showers at truckstops (this actually happened to a friend). That's the beauty of touring in a band, you get to see all this shit every day. When you finally get home, you really appreciate it more. There are so many small shitty redneck towns, america is a wasteland. Fucking mutants at every turn. Mutants who don't care for outsiders. Anybody ever see 2000 maniacs?
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holy cow!
well welcome back toots, hope its for good this time
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People from other parts of the country do not understand what being in some of those places are like.
First I have to say If your not willing to go to jail, don't do things that are against the law. The law is seldom fair. If you get stuck in a little town in the south, first off, the bailbondsman, judge, sherrif and community are all in league together, and it doesn't matter if you get a New York lawyer, you're still fucked. There's no other agency to turn to in those cases. THEY are the law. Sue? Are you out of your fucking mind? Read above. You're still fucked and can't win your case. Moral of the story is if you don't know the law of the land, stay the hell out of trouble i.e. don't break the law. If your black in some of those communities yet today, you're still fucked. It was only ten years ago that the police force of Covington, La let women on the police force. It's only 26 miles away from New Orleans. I used to know "good ole boys" who would ride around with a 2x4 in thier truck just to knock blacks off of bicycles. Kinda like "cow tipping". You think you have rights until you go somewhere that doesn't recognize that you have rights. When traveling through Georgia, put on a baseball cap, get rid of the baggy pants and do not have drugs on you. Sorry to hear you got caught up in it, but why do drugs anyway? I hope the experience was worth the fun you have doing the drugs.
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Now am I saying he deserved all that shit? No fucking way. But you know what, life is not fair. If life was fair I would have a bigger dick. He broke he law and THAT is what put him into the situation to begin with. A real 'stand up guy' does not going around breaking the law. What happened to him was fucked up, no doubt about it - but if he did not have the illegal drugs he would not have went thru it.
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Nice Kitty
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xxxjay
It is apparent that you are not a very smart criminal...so I hope that you have given up committing criminal acts.
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Damn. And the whole time your girlfriend was fucking your "friend". Time to take her "camping" and have a "hunting accident".
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All a big conspiracy. If it is true about the sheriff and that being the way they do things call the FBI or move to another state. georgia is too damn hot anway. I bet the police's opinion will say you were pulled over on a traffic stop. they saw you appear to be jocking something and decided for thier own safety to search you. and found contraband as well. What the truth is who knows? |
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Ik ben een aap
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Sorry to hear that Jay!
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