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baddog · 06-26-2005, 02:50 PM

Seriously, if you know of anyone in the beach area of LA (or that would be willing to come to the beach once or twice a week) that would be interested, please let me know.

I have several guests scheduled over the next month or so, and I just don't have time to do this myself.

Ycaza · 06-26-2005, 03:30 PM

there are many things in your life, great and small that you have passed on. A maid that is the greatest thought of all.

Sly · 06-26-2005, 03:32 PM

Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself.

baddog · 06-26-2005, 03:33 PM

Well, the maid idea has been an idea for a while, but I have a problem just pulling one out of the phone book. It is a trust issue, pure and simple.

xclusive · 06-26-2005, 03:34 PM

call around your area find one that is insured

Raven Riley · 06-26-2005, 03:35 PM

yeah me too baddog, i have been looking for a good one that i can trust especially;)

TurboAngel · 06-26-2005, 03:37 PM

I would take the job but I think my travel expense's would be high.

baddog · 06-26-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself.

Last year a local carpet cleaning company sent this really hot babe door-to-door trying to sell their services. As the floors of my house are primarily tile and hardwood I had little use for a carpet cleaner, so I tried to recruit her as a maid.

For some reason she thought going door-to-door selling carpet cleaning would be more lucrative I guess.

baddog · 06-26-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven Riley

yeah me too baddog, i have been looking for a good one that i can trust especially;)

I was so hoping you were going to volunteer . . . it would make for some great content, and I would charge nothing to use my house.

Kiwigirl · 06-26-2005, 03:44 PM

I use to do a great job of housekeeping but now the buisness is over ruling that and my house is in a shambles! I too need a maid, got the pool boy last week......now a maid would be good. Here's an idea, if you end up with a hot maid ya should set up webcams throughout the house and record her cleaning. hehehehe

abyss_al · 06-26-2005, 03:46 PM

maids are awsome.... except when u forget she's there and you walk out of the shower naked and singing and she's stading there with and unforgettable look on her face...

baddog · 06-26-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I would take the job but I think my travel expense's would be high.

You can write off the travel expenses on your taxes

baddog · 06-26-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwigirl

Here's an idea, if you end up with a hot maid ya should set up webcams throughout the house and record her cleaning. hehehehe

See Raven, it is a great idea.

baddog · 06-26-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

maids are awsome.... except when u forget she's there and you walk out of the shower naked and singing and she's stading there with and unforgettable look on her face...

So, was the look due to seeing you naked, or the singing?

abyss_al · 06-26-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

So, was the look due to seeing you naked, or the singing?

i think it was a clash of both

Tala · 06-26-2005, 04:12 PM

I would volunteer, but I charge a fortune in bike rides.

pornguy · 06-26-2005, 04:13 PM

Hey bad dog, I might know someone that can help you out. I will ask her if she still knows anyone in the area, and get back to you tomorrow. Other than that, find a local mexican family, and see if granny wants to make some extra cash.

No offense ment to mexicans.

BobG · 06-26-2005, 04:21 PM

I know there's a topless outfit here in San Diego, I would imagine LA might have one too

baddog · 06-26-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG

I know there's a topless outfit here in San Diego, I would imagine LA might have one too

I need a maid, not an escort service

although it would not be a bad perk

edgeprod · 06-26-2005, 07:32 PM

I recommend:

http://www.dirtylatinamaids.com

sniperwolf · 06-26-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I recommend:

http://www.dirtylatinamaids.com

yeah right...you sure he can trust them?

Abyss_Vee · 06-26-2005, 07:48 PM

im gonna send allen over

abyss_al · 06-26-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

im gonna send allen over

yeah.. ill clean up.. then when its time for your 'happy ending' ill send vee in

Abyss_Vee · 06-26-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

yeah.. ill clean up.. then when its time for your 'happy ending' ill send vee in

baddog · 06-26-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

im gonna send allen over

It would probably be faster if you, Steve and Al all came over. You could knock it out quicker, and then I would barbecue for you.

baddog · 06-26-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

This is getting scary . . . maybe I will just leave it as a mess, and the first girl that comes can clean up . . . she is going to be here a week anyway.

TurboAngel · 06-26-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You can write off the travel expenses on your taxes

Hummmm.....

Abyss_Vee · 06-26-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

This is getting scary . . . maybe I will just leave it as a mess, and the first girl that comes can clean up . . . she is going to be here a week anyway.

u sure?

baddog · 06-26-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

u sure?

Yeah, sorry =^..^= I am sure you understand

Abyss_Vee · 06-26-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Yeah, sorry =^..^= I am sure you understand

abyss_al · 06-26-2005, 08:12 PM

haters...

reynold · 06-26-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I need a maid, not an escort service

although it would not be a bad perk

Looks like these guys don't believe what you have just said man..

dirtydesignz · 06-26-2005, 08:40 PM

We've been looking for a muchacha for a while too. In Mexico, you are almost expected to have one if you have a good income. But like you Baddog, the trust issue is a major factor. We have a friend helping us interview in Spanish until we find the right girl.

All I want is someone to come in twice a week and clean the floors, the bathrooms and do the laundry....

baddog · 06-26-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

We've been looking for a muchacha for a while too. In Mexico, you are almost expected to have one if you have a good income. But like you Baddog, the trust issue is a major factor. We have a friend helping us interview in Spanish until we find the right girl.

All I want is someone to come in twice a week and clean the floors, the bathrooms and do the laundry....

I guess I could head down to the bar and see if there are any cute barflies in need of work . . . and then I can just follow her around while she works.

I have never been comfortable having strangers in my home . . . of course, usually those strangers were wearing uniforms and had guns.

dirtydesignz · 06-26-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I guess I could head down to the bar and see if there are any cute barflies in need of work . . . and then I can just follow her around while she works.

I have never been comfortable having strangers in my home . . . of course, usually those strangers were wearing uniforms and had guns.

I think my problem in finding the 'perfect' muchacha is that my husband wants one that actually looks good in the little black and white maid uniform

I'm leaning more towards the nice little lady that looks trustable and won't rob me blind....

xxxdesign-net · 06-26-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself.

How do you find that? You cannot put out an ad saying you want your maid to be cute...

baddog · 06-26-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

I think my problem in finding the 'perfect' muchacha is that my husband wants one that actually looks good in the little black and white maid uniform

I'm leaning more towards the nice little lady that looks trustable and won't rob me blind....

I must be getting old because I am actually leaning more towards the old, trustworthy type myself.

jonesy · 06-26-2005, 10:32 PM

dude theres tons of reputable services in L.A.

anyone can be a theif and that goes for friends of friends

just be present when she cleans and put your easy picken valubles in a safe place.

reynold · 06-26-2005, 11:32 PM

i hope you find a sexy maid. :p

theFeTiShLaDy · 06-27-2005, 02:44 AM

i can help you on that baddog but it would be impossible cause it's very expensive for me to go to LA.. (i'm in asia).;)

baddog · 06-30-2005, 02:54 AM

Well, had first maid come over today to give a bid. Think she wants too much, and she doesn't speak English, even though she supposedly understands it.

Nice rack, but I don't think so.

Tomorrow, another interview. I think this one will go better.

Digibucks · 06-30-2005, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by theFeTiShLaDy

i can help you on that baddog but it would be impossible cause it's very expensive for me to go to LA.. (i'm in asia).;)

was it u lady?

Sarah_Jayne · 06-30-2005, 05:40 AM

I had a housekeeper for about a month but I felt really bad about being 'waited' on so I canceled it. Plus I would clean up the house a bit before she got here so she didn't think I was that much of a pig..lol

TurboAngel · 06-30-2005, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I must be getting old because I am actually leaning more towards the old, trustworthy type myself.

My Granny had an old maid for a long time she would come every other day, she was doing a great job till my Granny went to make a drink and found out the bottle of Vodka was water!

Steve · 06-30-2005, 08:46 AM

use Merry Maids

Holly · 06-30-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself.

Hola, chico.

baddog · 07-01-2005, 01:54 AM

Task accomplished. They start this afternoon.

Mike69 · 07-01-2005, 07:37 AM

I think Lexi might work for ya, she loves the beach..

but not to sure about her cleaning skills...

SongRider · 07-01-2005, 07:55 AM

Wooo Hooo LEXI!!!

With a woman like that, cleaning skills are OPTIONAL!!!

=^..^= · 07-01-2005, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

This is getting scary . . . maybe I will just leave it as a mess, and the first girl that comes can clean up . . . she is going to be here a week anyway.

U know I always offer ..

this time may be different though....

you better get a maid fast before i get there - u know how fuckin messy littlins' can be...

my kid makes quite a mess too

06-26-2005, 02:50 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I need a maid!!!! Seriously, if you know of anyone in the beach area of LA (or that would be willing to come to the beach once or twice a week) that would be interested, please let me know. I have several guests scheduled over the next month or so, and I just don't have time to do this myself.

06-26-2005, 03:30 PM	#2
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	there are many things in your life, great and small that you have passed on. A maid that is the greatest thought of all. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

06-26-2005, 03:32 PM	#3
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,359	Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

06-26-2005, 03:34 PM	#5
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	call around your area find one that is insured __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

06-26-2005, 03:44 PM	#10
Kiwigirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,556	I use to do a great job of housekeeping but now the buisness is over ruling that and my house is in a shambles! I too need a maid, got the pool boy last week......now a maid would be good. Here's an idea, if you end up with a hot maid ya should set up webcams throughout the house and record her cleaning. hehehehe __________________ KIWISOURCING OUTSOURCING WITH A TWIST!

06-26-2005, 03:33 PM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Well, the maid idea has been an idea for a while, but I have a problem just pulling one out of the phone book. It is a trust issue, pure and simple.

06-26-2005, 03:35 PM	#6
Raven Riley Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 405	yeah me too baddog, i have been looking for a good one that i can trust especially;)

06-26-2005, 03:37 PM	#7
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I would take the job but I think my travel expense's would be high.

06-26-2005, 03:46 PM	#11
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	maids are awsome.... except when u forget she's there and you walk out of the shower naked and singing and she's stading there with and unforgettable look on her face... __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

06-26-2005, 04:12 PM	#16
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I would volunteer, but I charge a fortune in bike rides. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-26-2005, 04:13 PM	#17
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Hey bad dog, I might know someone that can help you out. I will ask her if she still knows anyone in the area, and get back to you tomorrow. Other than that, find a local mexican family, and see if granny wants to make some extra cash. No offense ment to mexicans. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

06-26-2005, 04:21 PM	#18
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	I know there's a topless outfit here in San Diego, I would imagine LA might have one too

06-26-2005, 07:32 PM	#20
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	I recommend: http://www.dirtylatinamaids.com

06-26-2005, 07:48 PM	#22
Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208	im gonna send allen over

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abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	haters... __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

06-26-2005, 08:40 PM	#33
dirtydesignz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Playa de los Playas :) Posts: 1,815	We've been looking for a muchacha for a while too. In Mexico, you are almost expected to have one if you have a good income. But like you Baddog, the trust issue is a major factor. We have a friend helping us interview in Spanish until we find the right girl. All I want is someone to come in twice a week and clean the floors, the bathrooms and do the laundry.... __________________ LIZZIE

06-26-2005, 10:32 PM	#38
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	dude theres tons of reputable services in L.A. anyone can be a theif and that goes for friends of friends just be present when she cleans and put your easy picken valubles in a safe place. __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

06-26-2005, 11:32 PM	#39
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	i hope you find a sexy maid. :p

06-27-2005, 02:44 AM	#40
theFeTiShLaDy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,615	i can help you on that baddog but it would be impossible cause it's very expensive for me to go to LA.. (i'm in asia).;) __________________ I'm a freelance babe!

06-30-2005, 02:54 AM	#41
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Well, had first maid come over today to give a bid. Think she wants too much, and she doesn't speak English, even though she supposedly understands it. Nice rack, but I don't think so. Tomorrow, another interview. I think this one will go better.

06-30-2005, 05:40 AM	#43
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I had a housekeeper for about a month but I felt really bad about being 'waited' on so I canceled it. Plus I would clean up the house a bit before she got here so she didn't think I was that much of a pig..lol

06-30-2005, 08:46 AM	#45
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	use Merry Maids

07-01-2005, 01:54 AM	#47
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Task accomplished. They start this afternoon.

07-01-2005, 07:37 AM	#48
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	I think Lexi might work for ya, she loves the beach.. but not to sure about her cleaning skills... Last edited by Mike69; 07-01-2005 at 07:39 AM..

07-01-2005, 07:55 AM	#49
SongRider Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: KY- The state not the jelly Posts: 649	Wooo Hooo LEXI!!! With a woman like that, cleaning skills are OPTIONAL!!!