I need a maid!!!!
 

Seriously, if you know of anyone in the beach area of LA (or that would be willing to come to the beach once or twice a week) that would be interested, please let me know.

I have several guests scheduled over the next month or so, and I just don't have time to do this myself.

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there are many things in your life, great and small that you have passed on. A maid that is the greatest thought of all.

Find a cute little Latina girl. I'm tempted myself.

Well, the maid idea has been an idea for a while, but I have a problem just pulling one out of the phone book. It is a trust issue, pure and simple.

call around your area find one that is insured

yeah me too baddog, i have been looking for a good one that i can trust especially;)

I would take the job but I think my travel expense's would be high.


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Last year a local carpet cleaning company sent this really hot babe door-to-door trying to sell their services. As the floors of my house are primarily tile and hardwood I had little use for a carpet cleaner, so I tried to recruit her as a maid.

For some reason she thought going door-to-door selling carpet cleaning would be more lucrative I guess.

I was so hoping you were going to volunteer . . . it would make for some great content, and I would charge nothing to use my house. :winkwink:

I use to do a great job of housekeeping but now the buisness is over ruling that and my house is in a shambles! I too need a maid, got the pool boy last week......now a maid would be good. Here's an idea, if you end up with a hot maid ya should set up webcams throughout the house and record her cleaning. hehehehe

maids are awsome.... except when u forget she's there and you walk out of the shower naked and singing and she's stading there with and unforgettable look on her face... :helpme

You can write off the travel expenses on your taxes

See Raven, it is a great idea.

So, was the look due to seeing you naked, or the singing?

i think it was a clash of both :1orglaugh

I would volunteer, but I charge a fortune in bike rides.

Hey bad dog, I might know someone that can help you out. I will ask her if she still knows anyone in the area, and get back to you tomorrow. Other than that, find a local mexican family, and see if granny wants to make some extra cash.

No offense ment to mexicans.

I know there's a topless outfit here in San Diego, I would imagine LA might have one too :thumbsup

I need a maid, not an escort service :1orglaugh

although it would not be a bad perk

I recommend:

http://www.dirtylatinamaids.com

:thumbsup

yeah right...you sure he can trust them?

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im gonna send allen over

yeah.. ill clean up.. then when its time for your 'happy ending' ill send vee in :thumbsup

It would probably be faster if you, Steve and Al all came over. You could knock it out quicker, and then I would barbecue for you.

This is getting scary . . . maybe I will just leave it as a mess, and the first girl that comes can clean up . . . she is going to be here a week anyway.

Hummmm..... :upsidedow

u sure?

http://www.abyssent.com/per/stevepowdeaaar.jpg

Yeah, sorry =^..^= I am sure you understand

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haters... :(

Looks like these guys don't believe what you have just said man..

We've been looking for a muchacha for a while too. In Mexico, you are almost expected to have one if you have a good income. But like you Baddog, the trust issue is a major factor. We have a friend helping us interview in Spanish until we find the right girl.

All I want is someone to come in twice a week and clean the floors, the bathrooms and do the laundry....

I guess I could head down to the bar and see if there are any cute barflies in need of work . . . and then I can just follow her around while she works.

I have never been comfortable having strangers in my home . . . of course, usually those strangers were wearing uniforms and had guns.

I think my problem in finding the 'perfect' muchacha is that my husband wants one that actually looks good in the little black and white maid uniform :) I'm leaning more towards the nice little lady that looks trustable and won't rob me blind....

How do you find that? You cannot put out an ad saying you want your maid to be cute... :Oh crap :1orglaugh

I must be getting old because I am actually leaning more towards the old, trustworthy type myself.

dude theres tons of reputable services in L.A.

anyone can be a theif and that goes for friends of friends

just be present when she cleans and put your easy picken valubles in a safe place.

i hope you find a sexy maid. :p

i can help you on that baddog but it would be impossible cause it's very expensive for me to go to LA.. (i'm in asia).;)

Well, had first maid come over today to give a bid. Think she wants too much, and she doesn't speak English, even though she supposedly understands it.

Nice rack, but I don't think so.

Tomorrow, another interview. I think this one will go better.

was it u lady? :)

I had a housekeeper for about a month but I felt really bad about being 'waited' on so I canceled it. Plus I would clean up the house a bit before she got here so she didn't think I was that much of a pig..lol

My Granny had an old maid for a long time she would come every other day, she was doing a great job till my Granny went to make a drink and found out the bottle of Vodka was water!

:1orglaugh

use Merry Maids

Hola, chico. :Graucho

Task accomplished. They start this afternoon.

I think Lexi might work for ya, she loves the beach..

http://www.chichunt.com/maid.jpg

http://www.chichunt.com/maid2.jpg

but not to sure about her cleaning skills...

Wooo Hooo LEXI!!!

With a woman like that, cleaning skills are OPTIONAL!!! :thumbsup

U know I always offer .. :winkwink:
this time may be different though....

you better get a maid fast before i get there - u know how fuckin messy littlins' can be...

my kid makes quite a mess too :upsidedow