Churchbells on sunday morning - GoFuckYourself.com

sharpx9 · 06-26-2005, 05:45 AM

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling and
thinking about Sunday Morning Sex.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

SinisterStudios · 06-26-2005, 05:48 AM

Oh shit, that one is too funny

Cassie · 06-26-2005, 06:17 AM

hahaha

sickkittens · 06-26-2005, 06:22 AM

Pretty funny.

mardigras · 06-26-2005, 06:30 AM

I used to hear that joke told that he would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone clanging by

Fred Quimby · 06-26-2005, 06:35 AM

thanks for the laugh

sharpx9 · 06-26-2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I used to hear that joke told that he would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone clanging by

lol - either one works :D

Basic_man · 06-26-2005, 08:25 AM

Mouhahahaha, that's remind me something.. :D

CDSmith · 06-26-2005, 08:32 AM

Good one. I just added it to www.jokesbee.com as today's joke. :D

Here's another one...

A litle old Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband Jacob know as soon as I get home," said the little old Amish lady.
"That's fine," said the officer.
"Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"
Later that day, the little old Amish lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
"Well, what exactly did he say?" said the husband.
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"
"I'm not sure," said the little old Amish lady, "something about the emergency brake...."

gangbangjoe · 06-26-2005, 08:52 AM

lol
good one

reynold · 06-27-2005, 05:23 AM

i love that joke thanks.

06-26-2005, 05:45 AM	#1
sharpx9 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 2,085	Churchbells on sunday morning I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling and thinking about Sunday Morning Sex. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

06-26-2005, 05:48 AM	#2
SinisterStudios Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New Joisey Posts: 3,087	Oh shit, that one is too funny __________________ SEOIP.com Multiple IP Webhosting Shared and Dedicated IP's - Multiple Class A's - From $1.99/ip

06-26-2005, 06:17 AM	#3
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06-26-2005, 06:22 AM	#4
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06-26-2005, 06:30 AM	#5
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I used to hear that joke told that he would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone clanging by __________________ .

06-26-2005, 06:35 AM	#6
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	thanks for the laugh __________________

06-26-2005, 08:25 AM	#8
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Mouhahahaha, that's remind me something.. :D __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

06-26-2005, 08:32 AM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Good one. I just added it to www.jokesbee.com as today's joke. :D Here's another one... A litle old Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband Jacob know as soon as I get home," said the little old Amish lady. "That's fine," said the officer. "Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!" Later that day, the little old Amish lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, what exactly did he say?" said the husband. "He said the reflector is broken." "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" "I'm not sure," said the little old Amish lady, "something about the emergency brake...." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-26-2005, 08:52 AM	#10
gangbangjoe Ronin Join Date: May 2004 Location: Live by the code Die by the code Posts: 17,693	lol good one __________________ NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios .................................................. Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More! ..................................................

06-27-2005, 05:23 AM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	i love that joke thanks.