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![]() Only because I'm too stoopit to figure out the one that abyss_al posted.
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? |
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23?..or 9 people?
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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I'm sometimes white
and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love and tear it down. I can make a smile but more often a frown. What am I?
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Only the one, spunky. The answer is in the first line of the ditty.
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more riddles please...i wanna be a winner too
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You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
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the match.
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Here. Let me help.
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You do realize that once you give the correct answer, I'm going to feel like a buffoon?
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damnit i'm not good in riddles... i'll just read all of your post.
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Kourosh is the riddle king.
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A farmer was walking to his barn one day to milk the cows when he heard a noise. He looked up to see a rooster about to lay an egg on the roof of the barn. The wind was blowing to the north as said by the weather vane on the barn but it had an A frame roof facing east and west. Which way did the egg roll?
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Damn you people are stupid..
Here ya go T... - Regards, Lee |
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i think with line tala means the sentence she said.
so you can edit the line. the first riddle is from die hard 3. Simon says ;)
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Just the guy and the mouse in his pocket
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very good Lee.
But ixnay on the namecalling/generalisation. |
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What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
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Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?
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Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see; I have a bed, but do not sleep; Can you tell me who I am?
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A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?
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