Fine. Let's play with riddles.
 

Only because I'm too stoopit to figure out the one that abyss_al posted.

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.

Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

Just the man.

Yup....just one.

23?..or 9 people?

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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I'm sometimes white
and always wrong.
I can break a heart
and hurt the strong.
I can build love
and tear it down.
I can make a smile
but more often a frown.

What am I?

Only the one, spunky. The answer is in the first line of the ditty.

a lie. :thumbsup

:thumbsup Good job!

Bah...I suck at riddles :disgust

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more riddles please...i wanna be a winner too

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

I'd light the candle and create more sources of fire with it just to be safe.

the match.

Answer the riddle:

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I know the answer is going to be painfully obvious once given but, I'm honestly stumped.

This line. ??

Here. Let me help. :)

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The match

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You do realize that once you give the correct answer, I'm going to feel like a buffoon?

damnit i'm not good in riddles... i'll just read all of your post.

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Kourosh is the riddle king.

he had some good ones in SD

A farmer was walking to his barn one day to milk the cows when he heard a noise. He looked up to see a rooster about to lay an egg on the roof of the barn. The wind was blowing to the north as said by the weather vane on the barn but it had an A frame roof facing east and west. Which way did the egg roll?

Damn you people are stupid..

Here ya go T...

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Regards,

Lee

There was no egg.

Roosters dont lay eggs ;)

Regards,

Lee

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i think with line tala means the sentence she said.
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the first riddle is from die hard 3. Simon says ;)

LOL! Any challenging Jokes there man!?

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Thanks for the vote of confidence..... :disgust

Just the guy and the mouse in his pocket

very good Lee.

But ixnay on the namecalling/generalisation.

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Your mother

Johnny...

ok, now i know this one but i'm not going to give the answer. i'll let someone else try.

I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see;
I have a bed, but do not sleep;
Can you tell me who I am?

A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?

eye


(8 frikkin charaters)

7

Poor mom. Yikes.

My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes? :helpme

Correct! And yes, poor mom. :helpme

7

eightcharacters

That's what I was thinking as well

Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?

Nope, sorry