LOL @ FletchXXX - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 06-23-2005, 09:55 AM

http://www.rentatroll.com/

pretty funny. could actually work i think.

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 09:55 AM

thanks, and youd be surprised.

polish_aristocrat · 06-23-2005, 09:56 AM

What fake nicknames does Fletch own?

Some exampels would be needed

cherrylula · 06-23-2005, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

What fake nicknames does Fletch own?

Some exampels would be needed

cherrylula is a good example.

oops wrong login, my bad.

bhutocracy · 06-23-2005, 09:59 AM

Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.

hahahahahhahaha.

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:00 AM

i invented spacedog and theking

Mutt · 06-23-2005, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.

i'll take two of your 'AlienQ' specials to go - and gift wrap 'em.

cherrylula · 06-23-2005, 10:02 AM

nofx is pretty popular too.

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:03 AM

lots of designers fit into that though.

myself included

cherrylula · 06-23-2005, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

What fake nicknames does Fletch own?

Some exampels would be needed

and we are really good about keeping people wondering... good job polish aristocrat.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-23-2005, 10:05 AM

brilliant

polish_aristocrat · 06-23-2005, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

and we are really good about keeping people wondering... good job polish aristocrat.

oh well, I better won't post anything about fake nicknames anymore

SinSational · 06-23-2005, 10:10 AM

nice one.

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:20 AM

nice.

ash cash 120x60 added to main

cheers!

MUTT: the button in your sig is 181k because it has lots of frames that are not being shown but are in the actual file.

I was putting a 120x60 up and noticed this, so i opened the file with image ready. i am cleaning it for my site, but you may want to have it fixed,... thats a lot of useless data/load time - especially when the images arent even being shown considering they are set to "0 seconds"

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:25 AM

dozens of these images add up. even though they are not displayed the file contains the info

still changing the button for rentatroll

marzzo · 06-23-2005, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

cherrylula is a good example.

oops wrong login, my bad.

but cherry has a nice rack, that means that...

OMG

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:30 AM

Ash Cash added!

http://www.rentatroll.com/

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:30 AM

i hacked your chicklet down to 47k for load purposes

DamageX · 06-23-2005, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

lots of designers fit into that though.

myself included

Always nice to see when people can take themselves with a pinch of salt.

Mutt · 06-23-2005, 10:35 AM

thanks Fletch but those '0 second' frame images are being displayed, fast - Image Ready sucks for making animated gifs. let me see what your 47KB version looks like.

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:36 AM

i got rid of alot of the stuff... i will make my own later, i just needed a quick one to throw up.

well, faces and images take up lots of space, the words dont. so dozens of faces at what 3-7k each add up quick...

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:55 AM

im also pretty anal about filesize considering the stuff i deal with.

some companies are way anal about it, and its rubbed off on me.

120x60 (i try to keep them under 20k) preferrably 10.

mmy current sig is 3k heh

Fletch XXX · 06-23-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Always nice to see when people can take themselves with a pinch of salt.

if i cant laugh at myself how can i find anything funny?

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-23-2005, 11:34 AM

LOL

Soooooooo Funny.

TDF · 06-23-2005, 11:36 AM

dont forget about the always animated fake stats trolls too

DamageX · 06-23-2005, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

if i cant laugh at myself how can i find anything funny?

My point exactly. You'd end up a tight-ass like BradShaw.

FilthyRob · 06-23-2005, 11:41 AM

"Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire. "

Too fucking funny!

ChrisExtreme · 06-23-2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

http://www.rentatroll.com/

pretty funny. could actually work i think.

He should try it on his own board

nofx · 06-23-2005, 04:38 PM

ARGggggggggggggggg!

smack · 06-23-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Left Or Right - We can be Bill O'Reilly, or we can be Michael Moore. Either way political trolls and political threads = views.

highly effective.

tranza · 06-23-2005, 04:57 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha

* Funny Troll - Entertain the board regulars and draw attention to your program. Let our experts put together a fun and witty personality to crack jokes and make funny threads while advertising your business in their signature.

* Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire.

* The Whiner - Senseless non-stop fucking whining and complaining like a sour little girl. Have us moan and weep at the most trivial things and irritate the hell out of everyone on the board. Despite this pest of a personality, it can be quite rewarding.

* Pissed Off Ex-business Partner - Let us stir up some major shit by claiming to be an ex-business partner gone wrong. This will give you the opportunity to show your integrity by not only defending yourself but proving you are an honest and trustworthy program owner. Also, gain sympathy affiliates for those who feel bad for you having to deal with such an ugly situation. (We lay it on pretty thick)

* Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.

* Upset Model - Talent gone wild. Here is a classic case of a model either demanding more money, or wants to break an exclusive contract, or simply wanting a larger percentage than she agreed upon for her solo site under your program. Let us show how well you actually do pay your talent when others bash her and laugh at her for being so demanding. (We can do this even if the model has zero to do with the actual site in question.)

* Left Or Right - We can be Bill O'Reilly, or we can be Michael Moore. Either way political trolls and political threads = views.

* Custom Troll - There is no personality we cannot create. Have specific needs? We provide free consulting to insure your troll is effective and anonymous.

jonesy · 06-23-2005, 05:56 PM

you forgot just plain old shit stirer

reynold · 06-23-2005, 08:06 PM

I've just visited teh main page--I'll scan it later..Thanks!

Fred Quimby · 06-23-2005, 08:53 PM

YOU bitches owe me money for the double anal shoot

CDSmith · 06-23-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

What fake nicknames does Fletch own?

Some exampels would be needed

The CDSmith troll is quite useful at times.

This message has been edited by Fletch XXX on June 23rd, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

06-23-2005, 09:55 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	LOL @ FletchXXX http://www.rentatroll.com/ pretty funny. could actually work i think. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-23-2005, 09:55 AM	#2
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	thanks, and youd be surprised. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 09:56 AM	#3
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	What fake nicknames does Fletch own? Some exampels would be needed __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

06-23-2005, 10:00 AM	#6
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	i invented spacedog and theking __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 10:03 AM	#9
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	lots of designers fit into that though. myself included __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 09:59 AM	#5
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile. hahahahahhahaha.

06-23-2005, 10:02 AM	#8
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	nofx is pretty popular too.

06-23-2005, 10:05 AM	#11
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	brilliant

06-23-2005, 10:10 AM	#13
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06-23-2005, 10:20 AM	#14
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	nice. ash cash 120x60 added to main cheers! MUTT: the button in your sig is 181k because it has lots of frames that are not being shown but are in the actual file. I was putting a 120x60 up and noticed this, so i opened the file with image ready. i am cleaning it for my site, but you may want to have it fixed,... thats a lot of useless data/load time - especially when the images arent even being shown considering they are set to "0 seconds" __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me Last edited by Fletch XXX; 06-23-2005 at 10:22 AM..

06-23-2005, 10:25 AM	#15
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	dozens of these images add up. even though they are not displayed the file contains the info still changing the button for rentatroll __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 10:30 AM	#17
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Ash Cash added! http://www.rentatroll.com/ __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 10:35 AM	#20
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	thanks Fletch but those '0 second' frame images are being displayed, fast - Image Ready sucks for making animated gifs. let me see what your 47KB version looks like. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-23-2005, 10:36 AM	#21
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	i got rid of alot of the stuff... i will make my own later, i just needed a quick one to throw up. well, faces and images take up lots of space, the words dont. so dozens of faces at what 3-7k each add up quick... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 10:55 AM	#22
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	im also pretty anal about filesize considering the stuff i deal with. some companies are way anal about it, and its rubbed off on me. 120x60 (i try to keep them under 20k) preferrably 10. mmy current sig is 3k heh __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

06-23-2005, 11:34 AM	#24
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06-23-2005, 11:36 AM	#25
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	dont forget about the always animated fake stats trolls too __________________ Sig heil

06-23-2005, 11:41 AM	#27
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	"Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire. " Too fucking funny! __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

06-23-2005, 04:38 PM	#29
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06-23-2005, 04:57 PM	#31
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Hahahahahahahahahaha * Funny Troll - Entertain the board regulars and draw attention to your program. Let our experts put together a fun and witty personality to crack jokes and make funny threads while advertising your business in their signature. * Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire. * The Whiner - Senseless non-stop fucking whining and complaining like a sour little girl. Have us moan and weep at the most trivial things and irritate the hell out of everyone on the board. Despite this pest of a personality, it can be quite rewarding. * Pissed Off Ex-business Partner - Let us stir up some major shit by claiming to be an ex-business partner gone wrong. This will give you the opportunity to show your integrity by not only defending yourself but proving you are an honest and trustworthy program owner. Also, gain sympathy affiliates for those who feel bad for you having to deal with such an ugly situation. (We lay it on pretty thick) * Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile. * Upset Model - Talent gone wild. Here is a classic case of a model either demanding more money, or wants to break an exclusive contract, or simply wanting a larger percentage than she agreed upon for her solo site under your program. Let us show how well you actually do pay your talent when others bash her and laugh at her for being so demanding. (We can do this even if the model has zero to do with the actual site in question.) * Left Or Right - We can be Bill O'Reilly, or we can be Michael Moore. Either way political trolls and political threads = views. * Custom Troll - There is no personality we cannot create. Have specific needs? We provide free consulting to insure your troll is effective and anonymous. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

06-23-2005, 05:56 PM	#32
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06-23-2005, 08:06 PM	#33
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06-23-2005, 08:53 PM	#34
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