LOL @ FletchXXX
 

http://www.rentatroll.com/

pretty funny. could actually work i think.

thanks, and youd be surprised.

What fake nicknames does Fletch own?

Some exampels would be needed :)

cherrylula is a good example.

oops wrong login, my bad.

Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.


hahahahahhahaha.

i invented spacedog and theking

i'll take two of your 'AlienQ' specials to go - and gift wrap 'em.

nofx is pretty popular too.

lots of designers fit into that though.

myself included

:1orglaugh

and we are really good about keeping people wondering... good job polish aristocrat. :1orglaugh

brilliant :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh well, I better won't post anything about fake nicknames anymore :glugglug

nice one.

nice.

ash cash 120x60 added to main

cheers!

:glugglug

MUTT: the button in your sig is 181k because it has lots of frames that are not being shown but are in the actual file.

I was putting a 120x60 up and noticed this, so i opened the file with image ready. i am cleaning it for my site, but you may want to have it fixed,... thats a lot of useless data/load time - especially when the images arent even being shown considering they are set to "0 seconds"

dozens of these images add up. even though they are not displayed the file contains the info

http://www.fletchxxx.com/kill/muttsig.gif

still changing the button for rentatroll

but cherry has a nice rack, that means that...

OMG

Ash Cash added!

http://www.rentatroll.com/

i hacked your chicklet down to 47k for load purposes

Always nice to see when people can take themselves with a pinch of salt. :)

thanks Fletch but those '0 second' frame images are being displayed, fast - Image Ready sucks for making animated gifs. let me see what your 47KB version looks like.

i got rid of alot of the stuff... i will make my own later, i just needed a quick one to throw up.

well, faces and images take up lots of space, the words dont. so dozens of faces at what 3-7k each add up quick...

im also pretty anal about filesize considering the stuff i deal with.

some companies are way anal about it, and its rubbed off on me.

120x60 (i try to keep them under 20k) preferrably 10.

mmy current sig is 3k heh

if i cant laugh at myself how can i find anything funny?

LOL

Soooooooo Funny.

dont forget about the always animated fake stats trolls too

My point exactly. You'd end up a tight-ass like BradShaw.:1orglaugh

"Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire. "

Too fucking funny!

He should try it on his own board :1orglaugh

ARGggggggggggggggg!

http://eqlive.station.sony.com/image..._art/troll.jpg

highly effective. :1orglaugh

Hahahahahahahahahaha

* Funny Troll - Entertain the board regulars and draw attention to your program. Let our experts put together a fun and witty personality to crack jokes and make funny threads while advertising your business in their signature.

* Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire.

* The Whiner - Senseless non-stop fucking whining and complaining like a sour little girl. Have us moan and weep at the most trivial things and irritate the hell out of everyone on the board. Despite this pest of a personality, it can be quite rewarding.

* Pissed Off Ex-business Partner - Let us stir up some major shit by claiming to be an ex-business partner gone wrong. This will give you the opportunity to show your integrity by not only defending yourself but proving you are an honest and trustworthy program owner. Also, gain sympathy affiliates for those who feel bad for you having to deal with such an ugly situation. (We lay it on pretty thick)

* Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.

* Upset Model - Talent gone wild. Here is a classic case of a model either demanding more money, or wants to break an exclusive contract, or simply wanting a larger percentage than she agreed upon for her solo site under your program. Let us show how well you actually do pay your talent when others bash her and laugh at her for being so demanding. (We can do this even if the model has zero to do with the actual site in question.)

* Left Or Right - We can be Bill O'Reilly, or we can be Michael Moore. Either way political trolls and political threads = views.

* Custom Troll - There is no personality we cannot create. Have specific needs? We provide free consulting to insure your troll is effective and anonymous.

you forgot just plain old shit stirer

I've just visited teh main page--I'll scan it later..Thanks! :)

YOU bitches owe me money for the double anal shoot

The CDSmith troll is quite useful at times. :winkwink:





This message has been edited by Fletch XXX on June 23rd, 2005 @ 11:00 pm