OMG, a vagina shaped mushroom in my yard! (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 09:12 AM

A slightly distorted vagina, but still...

FilthyRob · 06-23-2005, 09:12 AM

Holy shit!

Sir Basil · 06-23-2005, 09:13 AM

Did you have sexual relations with it?

Manowar · 06-23-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

RandomNinja · 06-23-2005, 09:15 AM

Quick, put it on eBay!

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

Of course not!
...it's in the front yard

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RandomNinja

Quick, put it on eBay!

LOL, anyone know how to preserve a mushroom?

StuartD · 06-23-2005, 09:17 AM

do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Greg Jacobson · 06-23-2005, 09:17 AM

Looks like it should be deep enough for you.

Tango · 06-23-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A slightly distorted vagina, but still...

you should do this
1. preserve it
2. take a couple more photos
3. put it on ebay
4. hope that you can get www.goldenpalace.com - to buy it

they buy all types of crazy shit like that

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

Looks like it should be deep enough for you.

Hey, it's all about the girth

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango

you should do this
1. preserve it
2. take a couple more photos
3. put it on ebay
4. hope that you can get www.goldenpalace.com - to buy it

they buy all types of crazy shit like that

I took a number of shots of it. I just went out to take another look at it and the afternoon sun is doing a number on it. It's slightly browning and beginning to draw up.

foolio · 06-23-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

Why do yu think it is slightly distorted?

keyboard warrior · 06-23-2005, 09:54 AM

make sure you hit it first.

flirty · 06-23-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by foolio

Why do yu think it is slightly distorted?

imageman · 06-23-2005, 09:57 AM

This is a very sad thread.

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Originally Posted by keyboard warrior

make sure you hit it first.

Brujah · 06-23-2005, 10:03 AM

Sorry, Attorney General Gonzales says you can't fuck it. You need to remove that image too, unless you have 2257 in order.

Matt 26z · 06-23-2005, 10:05 AM

Yeah, great advice to put it on Ebay. Pick that thing right now and get it in the freezer.

Tango · 06-23-2005, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Sorry, Attorney General Gonzales says you can't fuck it. You need to remove that image too, unless you have 2257 in order.

Tango · 06-23-2005, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Yeah, great advice to put it on Ebay. Pick that thing right now and get it in the freezer.

be careful of the freezer - not sure the best way to preserve the shape but research before doing anything

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Yeah, great advice to put it on Ebay. Pick that thing right now and get it in the freezer.

I think freezing it would do damage to it, edible mushrooms I've frozen turn out slimy when defrosted, fine for cooking, but no good for salads and such. One site suggests to put a mushroom in a paper towel over a lamp to dry. That's probably my best bet.

It's picked and inside now. If I can get it to dry and still retain it's shape I may hit it with a light spray of shellac or something, it's trying to come apart on the bottom "lip".

davethetruth · 06-23-2005, 10:18 AM

Sell it to Goldenpalace.com for $10k!!!!!!!

Tango · 06-23-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

I think freezing it would do damage to it, edible mushrooms I've frozen turn out slimy when defrosted, fine for cooking, but no good for salads and such. One site suggests to put a mushroom in a paper towel over a lamp to dry. That's probably my best bet.

It's picked and inside now. If I can get it to dry and still retain it's shape I may hit it with a light spray of shellac or something, it's trying to come apart on the bottom "lip".

find someone that can encase it in acrylic - like they do with bugs and shit
thats probably the best way - and will keep forever

pradaboy · 06-23-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

I wanted to ask that

Scott McD · 06-23-2005, 10:25 AM

That would have saved me money on a fleshlight...

Bama · 06-23-2005, 10:29 AM

Boneprone fucked it already

Denis_SC · 06-23-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

Thnx for a good laugh

ImaHogg · 06-23-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

Sell it to Goldenpalace.com for $10k!!!!!!!

That picture is incorrect. The last F should not be exposed.

Bhelliom1980 · 06-23-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Hated that movie

siva350 · 06-23-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RandomNinja

Quick, put it on eBay!

Beat me to it...

Denis_SC · 06-23-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A slightly distorted vagina, but still...

Now show us some proof of it's age , it's home address and phone number or FBI will come for you !

Webby · 06-23-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A slightly distorted vagina, but still...

Nobody can say your topic content ain't diverse mardigras!

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

He did not have sexual relations with that fungus....miss mushroom

Morgan · 06-23-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RandomNinja

Quick, put it on eBay!

lol, u beat me to it.

dip that fucker in laquer and get that shit up there.

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ImaHogg

That picture is incorrect. The last F should not be exposed.

First thing I noticed when I saw that pic

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Nobody can say your topic content ain't diverse mardigras!

Hey, I aim to entertain

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

He did not have sexual relations with that fungus....miss mushroom

Of course you know that all depends on what the definition of is is

Holly · 06-23-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

It was in the shape of a vagina, so my guess = NO.

edit: ahahaha I just noticed you registered that domain.

pornguy · 06-23-2005, 11:10 AM

that is perfect for multitasking... you can fuck it and then eat it!

swedguy · 06-23-2005, 11:11 AM

I fucked it!

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 04:59 PM

This shot taken later with flash shows the inside a little better

SCtyger · 06-23-2005, 05:13 PM

pastrami!! just look at the dark rings =p

Spunky · 06-23-2005, 05:14 PM

I'd hit it and then cook it

pornguy · 06-23-2005, 05:14 PM

Looks a bit more like a clam to me.

jacked · 06-23-2005, 05:14 PM

i'm suprised this thread didn't have a link to ebay

VeriSexy · 06-23-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RandomNinja

Quick, put it on eBay!

No, smoke it and see if you get hallucinations of Paris

sniperwolf · 06-23-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A slightly distorted vagina, but still...

you have a playful mind.. would you HIT IT?

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Looks a bit more like a clam to me.

A bearded clam maybe?

mardigras · 06-23-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

i'm suprised this thread didn't have a link to ebay

I hafta dry it before I could even think about eBaying it

taibo · 06-23-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Basil

Did you have sexual relations with it?

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