OMG, a vagina shaped mushroom in my yard! (pic)
 

http://yallfuckoff.com/vagina-mushroom.jpg
A slightly distorted vagina, but still... :upsidedow

Holy shit!

Did you have sexual relations with it?

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Quick, put it on eBay!

Of course not!
...it's in the front yard :upsidedow

LOL, anyone know how to preserve a mushroom? :1orglaugh

do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Looks like it should be deep enough for you. :1orglaugh

you should do this
1. preserve it
2. take a couple more photos
3. put it on ebay
4. hope that you can get www.goldenpalace.com - to buy it

they buy all types of crazy shit like that

Hey, it's all about the girth :winkwink:

I took a number of shots of it. I just went out to take another look at it and the afternoon sun is doing a number on it. It's slightly browning and beginning to draw up.

Why do yu think it is slightly distorted?

make sure you hit it first.

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This is a very sad thread.

Sorry, Attorney General Gonzales says you can't fuck it. You need to remove that image too, unless you have 2257 in order.

Yeah, great advice to put it on Ebay. Pick that thing right now and get it in the freezer.

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be careful of the freezer - not sure the best way to preserve the shape but research before doing anything

I think freezing it would do damage to it, edible mushrooms I've frozen turn out slimy when defrosted, fine for cooking, but no good for salads and such. One site suggests to put a mushroom in a paper towel over a lamp to dry. That's probably my best bet.

It's picked and inside now. If I can get it to dry and still retain it's shape I may hit it with a light spray of shellac or something, it's trying to come apart on the bottom "lip".

Sell it to Goldenpalace.com for $10k!!!!!!!

find someone that can encase it in acrylic - like they do with bugs and shit
thats probably the best way - and will keep forever

I wanted to ask that

That would have saved me money on a fleshlight...

Boneprone fucked it already

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Thnx for a good laugh :thumbsup

That picture is incorrect. The last F should not be exposed.

Hated that movie

Beat me to it... :thumbsup

Now show us some proof of it's age , it's home address and phone number or FBI will come for you ! :pimp

Nobody can say your topic content ain't diverse mardigras! :winkwink:

He did not have sexual relations with that fungus....miss mushroom

lol, u beat me to it.

dip that fucker in laquer and get that shit up there.

First thing I noticed when I saw that pic :upsidedow

Hey, I aim to entertain :winkwink:

Of course you know that all depends on what the definition of is is :tongue:

It was in the shape of a vagina, so my guess = NO.



edit: ahahaha I just noticed you registered that domain. :1orglaugh

that is perfect for multitasking... you can fuck it and then eat it!

I fucked it!

This shot taken later with flash shows the inside a little better :upsidedow
http://yallfuckoff.com/vagina-mushroom2.jpg

pastrami!! just look at the dark rings =p

I'd hit it and then cook it

Looks a bit more like a clam to me.

i'm suprised this thread didn't have a link to ebay

No, smoke it and see if you get hallucinations of Paris :winkwink:

you have a playful mind.. would you HIT IT? :upsidedow

A bearded clam maybe? :winkwink:

I hafta dry it before I could even think about eBaying it :1orglaugh

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