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Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:24 PM

Only because I'm too stoopit to figure out the one that abyss_al posted.

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.

Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

candyflip · 06-22-2005, 09:25 PM

Just the man.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Just the man.

Yup....just one.

Spunky · 06-22-2005, 09:27 PM

23?..or 9 people?

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:28 PM

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:29 PM

I'm sometimes white
and always wrong.
I can break a heart
and hurt the strong.
I can build love
and tear it down.
I can make a smile
but more often a frown.

What am I?

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:29 PM

Only the one, spunky. The answer is in the first line of the ditty.

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

I'm sometimes white
and always wrong.
I can break a heart
and hurt the strong.
I can build love
and tear it down.
I can make a smile
but more often a frown.

What am I?

a lie.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

a lie.

Good job!

Spunky · 06-22-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Only the one, spunky. The answer is in the first line of the ditty.

Bah...I suck at riddles

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:36 PM

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Digibucks · 06-22-2005, 09:36 PM

more riddles please...i wanna be a winner too

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:41 PM

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

Nightwind · 06-22-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

I'd light the candle and create more sources of fire with it just to be safe.

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:46 PM

the match.

Answer the riddle:

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Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:46 PM

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I know the answer is going to be painfully obvious once given but, I'm honestly stumped.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

the match.

Answer the riddle:

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This line. ??

Tala · 06-22-2005, 09:49 PM

Here. Let me help.

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fusionx · 06-22-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The match

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-22-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

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You may not edit this line. ??

You do realize that once you give the correct answer, I'm going to feel like a buffoon?

reynold · 06-22-2005, 11:09 PM

damnit i'm not good in riddles... i'll just read all of your post.

Sana Chan · 06-22-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

the match.

Answer the riddle:

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Shorter. You may not edit this line.

seeric · 06-22-2005, 11:21 PM

Kourosh is the riddle king.

he had some good ones in SD

Sana Chan · 06-22-2005, 11:24 PM

A farmer was walking to his barn one day to milk the cows when he heard a noise. He looked up to see a rooster about to lay an egg on the roof of the barn. The wind was blowing to the north as said by the weather vane on the barn but it had an A frame roof facing east and west. Which way did the egg roll?

European Lee · 06-22-2005, 11:34 PM

Damn you people are stupid..

Here ya go T...

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Regards,

Lee

European Lee · 06-22-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sana Chan

A farmer was walking to his barn one day to milk the cows when he heard a noise. He looked up to see a rooster about to lay an egg on the roof of the barn. The wind was blowing to the north as said by the weather vane on the barn but it had an A frame roof facing east and west. Which way did the egg roll?

There was no egg.

Roosters dont lay eggs ;)

Regards,

Lee

Toonlogos · 06-23-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

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Now its shorter compared to the first line.

gangbangjoe · 06-23-2005, 12:10 AM

i think with line tala means the sentence she said.
so you can edit the line.

the first riddle is from die hard 3. Simon says ;)

reynold · 06-23-2005, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

There was no egg.

Roosters dont lay eggs ;)

Regards,

Lee

LOL! Any challenging Jokes there man!?

sickkittens · 06-23-2005, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Here. Let me help.

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Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Damn you people are stupid..

Here ya go T...

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Regards,

Lee

Thanks for the vote of confidence.....

FilthyRob · 06-23-2005, 08:19 AM

Just the guy and the mouse in his pocket

Tala · 06-23-2005, 08:22 AM

very good Lee.

But ixnay on the namecalling/generalisation.

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 08:23 AM

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 08:28 AM

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 08:29 AM

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

Your mother

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Johnny...

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

ok, now i know this one but i'm not going to give the answer. i'll let someone else try.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:38 AM

I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see;
I have a bed, but do not sleep;
Can you tell me who I am?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:40 AM

A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?

Tala · 06-23-2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

eye

(8 frikkin charaters)

Tala · 06-23-2005, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?

7

Poor mom. Yikes.

Tala · 06-23-2005, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see;
I have a bed, but do not sleep;
Can you tell me who I am?

My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

7

Poor mom. Yikes.

Correct! And yes, poor mom.

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?

7

eightcharacters

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes?

That's what I was thinking as well

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes?

Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

eye

(8 frikkin charaters)

Nope, sorry

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?

The Hudson river, which really isn't a river, but it is the birthplace of the mule

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