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Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:03 AM

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The Hudson river, which really isn't a river, but it is the birthplace of the mule

BTW, where's woj?

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?

Oh DUH.

Mississippi

And if it ain't an eye, then WTF is it?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Oh DUH.

Mississippi

And if it ain't an eye, then WTF is it?

Correct

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

BTW, where's woj?

His bot slept in.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:07 AM

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

His bot slept in.

Is it time to put his hand in lukewarm water?

Snake Doctor · 06-23-2005, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

The all new Ass Blaster 2000?

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Newspaper?

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

an envelope

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Is it time to put his hand in lukewarm water?

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

an envelope

oh DUH!

I feel like an idiot now. Nice catch.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Newspaper?

No, but good try nonetheless.

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:19 AM

Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?

sickkittens · 06-23-2005, 09:20 AM

Some of these were only meant to be said and not typed.

sickkittens · 06-23-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

charcoal

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?

You have a quarter and a dime. Only ONE of them isn't a quarter.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Some of these were only meant to be said and not typed.

That's what my husband thought about my last riddle but he's incorrect.

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:21 AM

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charcoal

I'm turning into a duh blonde this morning. Nice catch.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

charcoal

Correct!

sickkittens · 06-23-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?

That's easy...you have a quarter and a dime...the one that's not a quarter is the dime.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:23 AM

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

I want to say the horizon.

bringer · 06-23-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

a shadow

sickkittens · 06-23-2005, 09:27 AM

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a shadow

You are correct, sir.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:28 AM

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a shadow

Correct!

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:33 AM

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

bringer · 06-23-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

a torch?

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:34 AM

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:35 AM

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a torch?

No, but good try.

bringer · 06-23-2005, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

No, but good try.

how about fire

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

a breeze ?

bringer · 06-23-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

the lions are probably dead after 3 years of not eating so id choose that one

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

The 3rd room. If the lions haven't eaten in 3 years, they're dead.

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

The room fulla dead lions.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

how about fire

No, but again, nice try.

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Originally Posted by Tala

a breeze ?

No, but nice try.

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

I cheated and looked this one up, but the answer doesn't make sense...

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

I cheated and looked this one up, but the answer doesn't make sense...

It made perfect sense to me.

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:47 AM

*hopes this is right 'cause it's the only thing I can think of*

A tree?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 09:48 AM

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*hopes this is right 'cause it's the only thing I can think of*

A tree?

Correct!

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:49 AM

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Correct!

w00t!!

I got smart brains.

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:51 AM

now 'splain it please..

Tala · 06-23-2005, 09:53 AM

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now 'splain it please..

Okay.

A tree will only grow so tall. That's it's half-life. After that, it only gets more rings until it dies. Its branches dance in the breeze, and it breathes, but not the way you and I do.

That help?

warlock667 · 06-23-2005, 09:58 AM

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Okay.

A tree will only grow so tall. That's it's half-life. After that, it only gets more rings until it dies. Its branches dance in the breeze, and it breathes, but not the way you and I do.

That help?

The last part I get, but the first line still doesn't make sense to me. Oh well

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by warlock667

The last part I get, but the first line still doesn't make sense to me. Oh well

Trees are essentially dying until they reach maturity. At which point, they don't grow any taller but may still "live" after reaching maturity. Trees, unlike humans, have generating, not regenerating systems. Once a cell on a tree dies, its parts and the cell itself remain dead. However, new cells and cell parts (leaves or needles) can still grow (live) but will be in a different spatial position.

I hope this helps.

2257-Ben · 06-23-2005, 10:45 AM

an envelope...

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-23-2005, 10:47 AM

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an envelope...

LOL....correct but it has already been correctly answered.

Tala · 06-23-2005, 10:50 AM

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an envelope...

Someone's tardy.

Toonlogos · 06-23-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

Envelope

bringer · 06-23-2005, 06:48 PM

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Envelope

woj · 06-23-2005, 06:48 PM

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