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Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 08:38 AM
I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see;
I have a bed, but do not sleep;
Can you tell me who I am?

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 08:40 AM
A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?

Tala 06-23-2005 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny2
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
eye


(8 frikkin charaters)

Tala 06-23-2005 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?
7

Poor mom. Yikes.

Tala 06-23-2005 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
I have a mouth, I do not speak;
I have 4 eyes, but cannot see;
I have a bed, but do not sleep;
Can you tell me who I am?
My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes? :helpme

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
7

Poor mom. Yikes.
Correct! And yes, poor mom. :helpme

Snake Doctor 06-23-2005 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?
7

eightcharacters

Snake Doctor 06-23-2005 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes? :helpme
That's what I was thinking as well

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
My first instinct tells me it's a river. But wtf with the eyes? :helpme
Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?

Snake Doctor 06-23-2005 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
eye


(8 frikkin charaters)
Nope, sorry

Snake Doctor 06-23-2005 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?
The Hudson river, which really isn't a river, but it is the birthplace of the mule :winkwink:

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny2
The Hudson river, which really isn't a river, but it is the birthplace of the mule :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BTW, where's woj?

Tala 06-23-2005 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
Yes, it is a river. But, which river is it?
Oh DUH.

Mississippi

And if it ain't an eye, then WTF is it?

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
Oh DUH.

Mississippi

And if it ain't an eye, then WTF is it?
Correct :thumbsup

Tala 06-23-2005 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BTW, where's woj?
His bot slept in. :winkwink:

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:07 AM
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
His bot slept in. :winkwink:
:1orglaugh Is it time to put his hand in lukewarm water?

Snake Doctor 06-23-2005 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
The all new Ass Blaster 2000?

Tala 06-23-2005 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Newspaper?

warlock667 06-23-2005 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny2
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
an envelope

Tala 06-23-2005 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
:1orglaugh Is it time to put his hand in lukewarm water?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tala 06-23-2005 09:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by warlock667
an envelope
oh DUH!

I feel like an idiot now. Nice catch. :)

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
Newspaper?
No, but good try nonetheless.

warlock667 06-23-2005 09:19 AM
Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?

sickkittens 06-23-2005 09:20 AM
Some of these were only meant to be said and not typed. :winkwink:

sickkittens 06-23-2005 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
charcoal

Tala 06-23-2005 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by warlock667
Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?
You have a quarter and a dime. Only ONE of them isn't a quarter.

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sickkittens
Some of these were only meant to be said and not typed. :winkwink:
That's what my husband thought about my last riddle but he's incorrect. :winkwink:

Tala 06-23-2005 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sickkittens
charcoal
I'm turning into a duh blonde this morning. Nice catch.

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sickkittens
charcoal
Correct! :thumbsup

sickkittens 06-23-2005 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by warlock667
Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?
That's easy...you have a quarter and a dime...the one that's not a quarter is the dime.

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:23 AM
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

Tala 06-23-2005 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
I want to say the horizon.

bringer 06-23-2005 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
a shadow

sickkittens 06-23-2005 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bringer
a shadow
You are correct, sir.

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bringer
a shadow
Correct! :thumbsup

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:33 AM
Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

bringer 06-23-2005 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2
Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?
a torch?

warlock667 06-23-2005 09:34 AM
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Mrs. Lenny2 06-23-2005 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bringer
a torch?
No, but good try.


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