The Hudson river, which really isn't a river, but it is the birthplace of the mule :winkwink:

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BTW, where's woj?

Oh DUH.

Mississippi

And if it ain't an eye, then WTF is it?

Correct :thumbsup

His bot slept in. :winkwink:

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

:1orglaugh Is it time to put his hand in lukewarm water?

The all new Ass Blaster 2000?

Newspaper?

an envelope

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oh DUH!

I feel like an idiot now. Nice catch. :)

No, but good try nonetheless.

Here's one:

I've got 2 coins in my pocket that add up to 35 cents, but one of them is not a quarter. How is this possible?

Some of these were only meant to be said and not typed. :winkwink:

charcoal

You have a quarter and a dime. Only ONE of them isn't a quarter.

That's what my husband thought about my last riddle but he's incorrect. :winkwink:

I'm turning into a duh blonde this morning. Nice catch.

Correct! :thumbsup

That's easy...you have a quarter and a dime...the one that's not a quarter is the dime.

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

I want to say the horizon.

a shadow

You are correct, sir.

Correct! :thumbsup

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

a torch?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

No, but good try.

how about fire

a breeze ?

the lions are probably dead after 3 years of not eating so id choose that one

The 3rd room. If the lions haven't eaten in 3 years, they're dead.

The room fulla dead lions.

No, but again, nice try.

No, but nice try.

I cheated and looked this one up, but the answer doesn't make sense...

It made perfect sense to me. :upsidedow

*hopes this is right 'cause it's the only thing I can think of*

A tree?

Correct! :thumbsup

w00t!!

I got smart brains. :)

now 'splain it please.. :)

Okay.

A tree will only grow so tall. That's it's half-life. After that, it only gets more rings until it dies. Its branches dance in the breeze, and it breathes, but not the way you and I do.

That help?

The last part I get, but the first line still doesn't make sense to me. Oh well :upsidedow

Trees are essentially dying until they reach maturity. At which point, they don't grow any taller but may still "live" after reaching maturity. Trees, unlike humans, have generating, not regenerating systems. Once a cell on a tree dies, its parts and the cell itself remain dead. However, new cells and cell parts (leaves or needles) can still grow (live) but will be in a different spatial position.

I hope this helps.

an envelope...

LOL....correct but it has already been correctly answered. :thumbsup

Someone's tardy. :winkwink:

Envelope

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