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xxxjay · 06-21-2005, 10:18 PM

MEMO,

After facing the addictive properties of the cheesy / hammy / chickeny deliciousness of the Chicken Condon Blue @ Greenblatt?s Deli firsthand, realizing its destructive powers contained within and not wanting to see the company crumble into a pandemic of Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) addiction; the size of which will make the crack epidemic seem quite mild: OCCash will now be implementing mandatory Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) testing.

First positive CCB screening will result in a month suspension with mandatory rehabilitation. A second offense of CCB Positive will result in automatic termination. Under all circumstances OCCash employees should avoid Greenblatt?s Deli so they may not come to the temptation of this demonic, yet tasty, delicious food product.

Thanks,
The Management

boner 2.0 · 06-21-2005, 10:22 PM

Oh shit. drama!!!!

Funny memo

xxxjay · 06-21-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by boner 2.0

Oh shit. drama!!!!

Funny memo

Yes, we are a very silly company.

dasexi1 · 06-21-2005, 10:32 PM

U sound like you're already high on CCB

this new policy sounds more like ur trying to keep it all for yourself...

sniperwolf · 06-21-2005, 10:36 PM

that for real?

xxxjay · 06-21-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dasexi1

U sound like you're already high on CCB

this new policy sounds more like ur trying to keep it all for yourself...

I luv conspiracy theories!

newbreed · 06-21-2005, 11:13 PM

Cordon? wtf is Condon?

Morgan · 06-21-2005, 11:13 PM

umm rrrruuuuhgghghhgheeheheheahaaaa whoooooouuughahhahaaaaaaaaaa

MikeHawk · 06-21-2005, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

MEMO,

After facing the addictive properties of the cheesy / hammy / chickeny deliciousness of the Chicken Condon Blue @ Greenblatt?s Deli firsthand, realizing its destructive powers contained within and not wanting to see the company crumble into a pandemic of Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) addiction; the size of which will make the crack epidemic seem quite mild: OCCash will now be implementing mandatory Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) testing.

First positive CCB screening will result in a month suspension with mandatory rehabilitation. A second offense of CCB Positive will result in automatic termination. Under all circumstances OCCash employees should avoid Greenblatt?s Deli so they may not come to the temptation of this demonic, yet tasty, delicious food product.

Thanks,
The Management

Sunset blvd Hollywood Greenblatts rocks...................

seeric · 06-21-2005, 11:19 PM

one of my fav places. first place i ate when i first came to l.a.

SmokeyTheBear · 06-21-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Cordon? wtf is Condon?

Thats what i was thinking but he repeatedly refers to it as "condon" so i dont think its a mistake it must be something special.

mmm chicken cordon blue ... now these dorito's dont taste as good..

newbreed · 06-21-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Thats what i was thinking but he repeatedly refers to it as "condon" so i dont think its a mistake it must be something special.

mmm chicken cordon blue ... now these dorito's dont taste as good..

From our friend Google.... Did you mean: Chicken Cordon Blue

Morgan · 06-21-2005, 11:27 PM

Kimmykim · 06-22-2005, 12:43 AM

Now I know what to offer in that OCCash for sale thread.

Donny · 06-22-2005, 12:45 AM

I thought maybe you were going to fire anyone who does not do drugs.

FilthyRob · 06-22-2005, 12:52 AM

Nice policy

xxxjay · 06-22-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

I thought maybe you were going to fire anyone who does not do drugs.

Whoa...that would be a bit extreme. We would be down to 0 employees and owners!

The CCB is right out though.

xxxjay · 06-22-2005, 03:22 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-22-2005, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

From our friend Google.... Did you mean: Chicken Cordon Blue

I think he meant Chicken Condom Blue (or Blew if you are using an unabridged Dick-tionary).

ADG Webmaster

Pete-KT · 06-22-2005, 03:45 AM

Man its been so long since ive had CCB, now your makin me hungry and its only 6:45am

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I thought maybe you were going to fire anyone who does not do drugs.

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