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xxxjay 06-21-2005 10:18 PM
OCCash Company Wide Drug Testing
 
MEMO,

After facing the addictive properties of the cheesy / hammy / chickeny deliciousness of the Chicken Condon Blue @ Greenblatt?s Deli firsthand, realizing its destructive powers contained within and not wanting to see the company crumble into a pandemic of Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) addiction; the size of which will make the crack epidemic seem quite mild: OCCash will now be implementing mandatory Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) testing.

First positive CCB screening will result in a month suspension with mandatory rehabilitation. A second offense of CCB Positive will result in automatic termination. Under all circumstances OCCash employees should avoid Greenblatt?s Deli so they may not come to the temptation of this demonic, yet tasty, delicious food product.

Thanks,
The Management

boner 2.0 06-21-2005 10:22 PM
Oh shit. drama!!!! :upsidedow

Funny memo :1orglaugh :winkwink:

xxxjay 06-21-2005 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boner 2.0
Oh shit. drama!!!! :upsidedow

Funny memo :1orglaugh :winkwink:
Yes, we are a very silly company.

dasexi1 06-21-2005 10:32 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

U sound like you're already high on CCB :eyecrazy
this new policy sounds more like ur trying to keep it all for yourself...

sniperwolf 06-21-2005 10:36 PM
that for real?

xxxjay 06-21-2005 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dasexi1
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

U sound like you're already high on CCB :eyecrazy
this new policy sounds more like ur trying to keep it all for yourself...
I luv conspiracy theories!

newbreed 06-21-2005 11:13 PM
Cordon? wtf is Condon?

Morgan 06-21-2005 11:13 PM
umm rrrruuuuhgghghhgheeheheheahaaaa whoooooouuughahhahaaaaaaaaaa

MikeHawk 06-21-2005 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay
MEMO,

After facing the addictive properties of the cheesy / hammy / chickeny deliciousness of the Chicken Condon Blue @ Greenblatt?s Deli firsthand, realizing its destructive powers contained within and not wanting to see the company crumble into a pandemic of Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) addiction; the size of which will make the crack epidemic seem quite mild: OCCash will now be implementing mandatory Chicken Condon Blue (CCB) testing.

First positive CCB screening will result in a month suspension with mandatory rehabilitation. A second offense of CCB Positive will result in automatic termination. Under all circumstances OCCash employees should avoid Greenblatt?s Deli so they may not come to the temptation of this demonic, yet tasty, delicious food product.

Thanks,
The Management
Sunset blvd Hollywood Greenblatts rocks...................

seeric 06-21-2005 11:19 PM
one of my fav places. first place i ate when i first came to l.a.

SmokeyTheBear 06-21-2005 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newbreed
Cordon? wtf is Condon?
Thats what i was thinking but he repeatedly refers to it as "condon" so i dont think its a mistake it must be something special.

mmm chicken cordon blue ... now these dorito's dont taste as good..

newbreed 06-21-2005 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Thats what i was thinking but he repeatedly refers to it as "condon" so i dont think its a mistake it must be something special.

mmm chicken cordon blue ... now these dorito's dont taste as good..
From our friend Google.... Did you mean: Chicken Cordon Blue :1orglaugh

Morgan 06-21-2005 11:27 PM
http://www.smokehouse.com/burgers.ns...394-01-200.jpg

Kimmykim 06-22-2005 12:43 AM
Now I know what to offer in that OCCash for sale thread.

Donny 06-22-2005 12:45 AM
I thought maybe you were going to fire anyone who does not do drugs.

FilthyRob 06-22-2005 12:52 AM
Nice policy

xxxjay 06-22-2005 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I thought maybe you were going to fire anyone who does not do drugs.
Whoa...that would be a bit extreme. We would be down to 0 employees and owners!

The CCB is right out though.

xxxjay 06-22-2005 03:22 AM
:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-22-2005 03:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newbreed
From our friend Google.... Did you mean: Chicken Cordon Blue :1orglaugh
I think he meant Chicken Condom Blue (or Blew if you are using an unabridged Dick-tionary).

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Pete-KT 06-22-2005 03:45 AM
Man its been so long since ive had CCB, now your makin me hungry and its only 6:45am


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