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Old 05-23-2005, 09:55 PM   #1
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fleshlight help

i washed my fleshlight in turpentine to get the ky off. i think there was a chemical reaction because now she doesn't look white anymore. now she doesn't look like a white girl, she looks like a china woman.

how do i make her white again? does anyone want to trade a china vagina for a white girl whoo whoo?

please help!
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:57 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:57 PM   #3
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I would say that you need to just get a new one.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:59 PM   #4
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LMAO that company contacted us about selling there product didnt look like it would work too well for us
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:59 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:01 PM   #6
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China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:02 PM   #7
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China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
HEY! That was MY idea first!
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:04 PM   #8
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China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:05 PM   #9
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:06 PM   #10
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HEY! That was MY idea first!
Hey, I promised I wouldn't mention your name but I didn't promise I wouldn't recommend it.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:13 PM   #11
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:14 PM   #12
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:16 PM   #13
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Hey, I promised I wouldn't mention your name but I didn't promise I wouldn't recommend it.
Grrrrr

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Old 05-23-2005, 10:24 PM   #14
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The check's in the mail, I promise
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:25 PM   #15
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OMG! fleshlight drama

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pete vagisil you need a woman man.
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Old 05-23-2005, 11:38 PM   #16
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China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.

hmmn. never thought of that one. the bacon grease and ky seems to be the best combination so far.

sometimes if i run out, i will use condition from the shower. but it burned my pe-pee hole.

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Old 05-24-2005, 01:35 AM   #17
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what a pretty little ducky
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:41 AM   #18
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:25 AM   #19
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Why don't you try it first then tell us how oriental vag works..
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Old 05-24-2005, 12:17 PM   #20
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Why don't you try it first then tell us how oriental vag works..
i'm so upset. i knew that i should have just taken her in the shower with me to get her all cleaned up, now she is scarred and disfigured and i changed her race by accident. what would my family think? i'm from the midwest and i can only date white who who's

woe is me.

i need someone to trade me fleshlights. if you like asian girls she's perfect for you. i need a white one.

thank you gfy.
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Old 05-24-2005, 12:46 PM   #21
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China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:00 PM   #22
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haha... I bet there are many who would be interested in a china-fleshlight!
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:03 PM   #23
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:25 AM   #24
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at least yer funny man. i hate nicks that are lame
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Old 06-21-2005, 03:22 PM   #25
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bump for juicy d. links looking for fleshlight help.

be careful.
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