fleshlight help
 

i washed my fleshlight in turpentine to get the ky off. i think there was a chemical reaction because now she doesn't look white anymore. now she doesn't look like a white girl, she looks like a china woman.

how do i make her white again? does anyone want to trade a china vagina for a white girl whoo whoo?

please help! :(

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I would say that you need to just get a new one.

LMAO that company contacted us about selling there product didnt look like it would work too well for us

lmaooooooooooooooooo

China vagina's are great. Use it with tiger balm as a lubricant.

HEY! That was MY idea first!
:mad:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Use Alcohol next time

Hey, I promised I wouldn't mention your name but I didn't promise I wouldn't recommend it.

nothing beats a plastic china vagina

Grrrrr

I want royalties, damn you.

The check's in the mail, I promise :winkwink:

OMG! fleshlight drama

ROFL

pete vagisil you need a woman man.

hmmn. never thought of that one. the bacon grease and ky seems to be the best combination so far.

sometimes if i run out, i will use condition from the shower. but it burned my pe-pee hole.

:(

what a pretty little ducky

just fuck it some more

Why don't you try it first then tell us how oriental vag works.. :thumbsup

i'm so upset. i knew that i should have just taken her in the shower with me to get her all cleaned up, now she is scarred and disfigured and i changed her race by accident. what would my family think? i'm from the midwest and i can only date white who who's

woe is me.

i need someone to trade me fleshlights. if you like asian girls she's perfect for you. i need a white one.

thank you gfy.

hehe :)

haha... I bet there are many who would be interested in a china-fleshlight!

ICQed you for trade.

at least yer funny man. i hate nicks that are lame

bump for juicy d. links looking for fleshlight help.

be careful.