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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
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I Did It Again, I Dosed Myself
I thought I was unseasonably higher than usual earlier today, from smoking a little of the Kush - HOWEVER I just realized that the pill I took for a headache that was crippling me was a Xanax Juicy left me as a parting gift from San Diego
I thought it was an Aleve... I had three glasses of wine as well and NOW I AM TRIPPING BALLS. The last time I did this I confused a half of Viagra for a Valium and wanted to die- I must have jacked off 7 times that day. It still wouldn't go down. ![]()
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The OC baby!
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Worse yet, it's not Aleve...it's one of Juicy's estrogen pills to try and spur his libido into action kb...
Best thing you can do is give in, buy a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes and a Prada bag. The estrogen should burn itself out after that man.
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LMAO that's hillarious!!
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sorry to hear it
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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nothing wrong with 1 xanax
drink 2 glasses of scotch along with it you will be feeling nice
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Tripping balls on a xanax, huh?
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I have a low tolerance for alcohol and pills-
I was always a fan of the old school organics... and things that made me blabber way too much at odd hours of the morning to AM/PM employees who don't even speak English... I am woozy. but I feel good
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Ultraviolet dreams
Take a hit of that stuff Ultraviolet dreams That's some good shit man! Stuff should light now Oh that shit's good man! Ultraviolet dreams It's like the biggest joint man (Oh no!) That's the hook up! Ultraviolet dreams Hook up, this is! (Pass that shit homey) Pass it around (That stuff right there) Ultraviolet dreams Orderly, hey I'm holdin it Let me see that Ultraviolet dreams That's some good shit man! God damn! Feed me That's some good shit inhale .................................................. .......... exhale
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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what are these BALLS you all keep tripping over -- ? -- and why doesn't somebody just pick them up, already --
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whoa-
I am seeing double whoa whoa I am seeing double I am seeing double
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you hallucinating off three glasses of wine and one xanax? i want some of that wine.
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It's the blueberry yum yum I smoked with all of it that is wacking me out
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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Congrats, you deserve a commendation...lol
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