I Did It Again, I Dosed Myself

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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940
    #1

    I Did It Again, I Dosed Myself

    I thought I was unseasonably higher than usual earlier today, from smoking a little of the Kush - HOWEVER I just realized that the pill I took for a headache that was crippling me was a Xanax Juicy left me as a parting gift from San Diego

    I thought it was an Aleve...
    I had three glasses of wine as well and
    NOW I AM TRIPPING BALLS.

    The last time I did this I confused a half of Viagra for a Valium and wanted to die-
    I must have jacked off 7 times that day.

    It still wouldn't go down.
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    • Mako
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 1986
      #2
      Worse yet, it's not Aleve...it's one of Juicy's estrogen pills to try and spur his libido into action kb...

      Best thing you can do is give in, buy a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes and a Prada bag. The estrogen should burn itself out after that man.

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        • Radical Rick
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2005
          • 449
          #3
          LMAO that's hillarious!!
          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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            • Mr. Pat
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 547
              #4
              sorry to hear it
              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  nothing wrong with 1 xanax

                  drink 2 glasses of scotch along with it

                  you will be feeling nice

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                    • High Plains Drifter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 2341
                      #6
                      Tripping balls on a xanax, huh?

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                        • TheGoldenChild
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 6940
                          #7
                          I have a low tolerance for alcohol and pills-
                          I was always a fan of the old school organics...
                          and things that made me blabber way too much at odd hours of the morning to AM/PM employees who don't even speak English...

                          I am woozy.


                          but I feel good

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                            • jonesy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 6688
                              #8
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              Take a hit of that stuff
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              That's some good shit man!
                              Stuff should light now
                              Oh that shit's good man!
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              It's like the biggest joint man
                              (Oh no!)
                              That's the hook up!
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              Hook up, this is!
                              (Pass that shit homey)
                              Pass it around
                              (That stuff right there)
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              Orderly, hey I'm holdin it
                              Let me see that
                              Ultraviolet dreams
                              That's some good shit man!
                              God damn!
                              Feed me
                              That's some good shit
                              inhale .................................................. .......... exhale
                              .
                              Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                • 2HousePlague
                                  CURATOR
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 14572
                                  #9
                                  what are these BALLS you all keep tripping over -- ? -- and why doesn't somebody just pick them up, already --


                                  2HP
                                  tada!

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                                    • seeric
                                      ..........
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                      what are these BALLS you all keep tripping over -- ? -- and why doesn't somebody just pick them up, already --


                                      2HP

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                                        • TheGoldenChild
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 6940
                                          #11
                                          whoa-
                                          I am seeing double
                                          whoa
                                          whoa
                                          I am seeing double
                                          I am seeing double

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                                            • smack
                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10652
                                              #12
                                              you hallucinating off three glasses of wine and one xanax? i want some of that wine.
                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                • TheGoldenChild
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 6940
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                  you hallucinating off three glasses of wine and one xanax? i want some of that wine.

                                                  It's the blueberry yum yum I smoked with all of it that is wacking me out

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Congrats, you deserve a commendation...lol

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