How many fathers here are going to get laid or get a blow job today for Fathers Day? - GoFuckYourself.com

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 10:22 AM

Im not getting either dammit !@#$%^&

I have a wife who is always tired and never in the mood. Yeah right, I betcha she would put out for Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise................. or Juicy.

taibo · 06-19-2005, 10:24 AM

divorce her!!!

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by taibo

divorce her!!!

I should dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!

sixxxthsense · 06-19-2005, 10:26 AM

stick it in her ass!!!

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sixxxthsense

stick it in her ass!!!

I love you guys! I really really love you! Men after my own heart.

I will now make a list of what I think fathers should expect and recieve on Fathers Day.

1) Wives should drop to their knees and give us fathers a blow job. Not just suck, but SWALLOW too!

2) When we want to fuck, wives should say ok and immediatly go to the bedroom and strip. This of course is not a one time offer. Multiple times are required.

3) Provide anal sex is wanted. If she hasnt done it before, or isnt into it, today is the perfect day to change.

4) Wait on us hand and foot. Get our drinks all day long. Slave over a hot stove all night long.

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Things men should do for their wives on Mothers Day.

1) Take them to Mc Donalds for Breakfast

NaughtyRob · 06-19-2005, 10:52 AM

Who needs a wife when you are in porn? I'll be getting some today.

Pete-KT · 06-19-2005, 10:53 AM

Im not a father but thats not stopping me from getting all that

Vanilla DeVille · 06-19-2005, 12:38 PM

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

Mr Pheer · 06-19-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

lucky fucker

wdsguy · 06-19-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Im not getting either dammit !@#$%^&

I have a wife who is always tired and never in the mood. Yeah right, I betcha she would put out for Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise................. or Juicy.

u need to kick her to the curb

NTSS · 06-19-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

Oh....that's hot...you turn me on. ......)

Happy fathers day Stewie

Stewie · 06-19-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

Now, come here woman!

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

im going to pretend i didnt hear that.....

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

Now, come here woman!

baddog · 06-19-2005, 01:08 PM

I think I am going to go see what I can do about that

Theo · 06-19-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Stewie gets anything he wants today!!

he wants a "greek" plate!

evanmorgan · 06-19-2005, 01:09 PM

am i the only one who thought that the title implied father - son/daughter incest lol.

Evan

Vanilla DeVille · 06-19-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

Now, come here woman!

Yes, my luv... what is it that you desire??

blackfeet · 06-19-2005, 01:18 PM

i really don't know and don't care if i do. this is my first fathers day and all i got was a phone call from my sis in law. my wife say's happy fathers day but no card, no meal (shes going to someone elses party) no nothing. but on mothers day she got $1000 from me to go shopping. she never bought a freakin' thing and kept the money. sometimes it's just easier to beat off to the content i shoot. at least this way i get it the way i want it...anytime i want it. LOL

Sony · 06-19-2005, 05:04 PM

who needs the wife, get yourself an expensive hooker and do her the hard way

Spunky · 06-19-2005, 05:06 PM

I'm no father,but I got some last night

Digibucks · 06-19-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Im not getting either dammit !@#$%^&

I have a wife who is always tired and never in the mood. Yeah right, I betcha she would put out for Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise................. or Juicy.

what do u do if u wanna get laid then you'll find out she's not in the mood man

Barefootsies · 06-19-2005, 05:53 PM

Tee hee.

GiantGnome · 06-19-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

I'm no father,but I got some last night

i never liked you

Paul Waters · 06-19-2005, 06:07 PM

I am single.

Got two women for booty calls. Both are married.

Today one came by while her husband golfed. We had six hours and did it all.

Life is good!

sniperwolf · 06-19-2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Im not getting either dammit !@#$%^&

I have a wife who is always tired and never in the mood. Yeah right, I betcha she would put out for Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise................. or Juicy.

haha better luck next time!

Sarah_Jayne · 06-19-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

I love you guys! I really really love you! Men after my own heart.

I will now make a list of what I think fathers should expect and recieve on Fathers Day.

1) Wives should drop to their knees and give us fathers a blow job. Not just suck, but SWALLOW too!

2) When we want to fuck, wives should say ok and immediatly go to the bedroom and strip. This of course is not a one time offer. Multiple times are required.

3) Provide anal sex is wanted. If she hasnt done it before, or isnt into it, today is the perfect day to change.

4) Wait on us hand and foot. Get our drinks all day long. Slave over a hot stove all night long.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Things men should do for their wives on Mothers Day.

1) Take them to Mc Donalds for Breakfast

damn I miss being married..i did all of that

SomeCreep · 06-19-2005, 06:23 PM

3,0154,054,54555,54. Thats how many

Terry · 06-19-2005, 06:25 PM

Thanks to my wife I woke up eating her pussh.. then fucked her from behind and came all over her back... thanks honey!

sickbeatz · 06-19-2005, 06:26 PM

2 abortions and 1 miscarriage. with 3 girls -- i dont think that counts me as a father.

aslo god knows how many unknowns -- so there is a possibility

Wiggles · 06-19-2005, 07:06 PM

not tonight, we are both too tired, but last night i got some

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