Originally Posted by GiantGnome

I love you guys! I really really love you! Men after my own heart.

I will now make a list of what I think fathers should expect and recieve on Fathers Day.


1) Wives should drop to their knees and give us fathers a blow job. Not just suck, but SWALLOW too!

2) When we want to fuck, wives should say ok and immediatly go to the bedroom and strip. This of course is not a one time offer. Multiple times are required.

3) Provide anal sex is wanted. If she hasnt done it before, or isnt into it, today is the perfect day to change.

4) Wait on us hand and foot. Get our drinks all day long. Slave over a hot stove all night long.

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Things men should do for their wives on Mothers Day.

1) Take them to Mc Donalds for Breakfast