How many GFY'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? - GoFuckYourself.com

quantum-x · 06-18-2005, 04:31 AM

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed
differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
bulb" (note; spell-check believes it's the latter)

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb
forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are
relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and
what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of
different light bulbs.

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and
instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that
claim alternate theories of light production.

12 to point out that there is no right to light in the
US Constitution.

4 to post that all the tech support for changing light
bulbs is being outsourced to India.

1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture
of someone who resembles a light bulb.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and
then post the corrected URL's

1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to
fluorescents, so he very rarely has to change them.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post
because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared
households in the event of a lightbulb burnout.

5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only
candles.

1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat
cheese.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short
time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before
posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again.

FrankWhite · 06-18-2005, 04:32 AM

hehehe kinda funny

bringer · 06-18-2005, 04:32 AM

1 to make a thread about how many gfyers it takes to change a lightbulb

1 to post a lemonparty picture

Theo The Theologian · 06-18-2005, 04:33 AM

swoop · 06-18-2005, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again.

Very true.

SaintElGrouch · 06-18-2005, 04:36 AM

You forgot 2748 sig spot posts.

Good read! I thought it was funny.

alexg · 06-18-2005, 04:39 AM

fris · 06-18-2005, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed
differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
bulb" (note; spell-check believes it's the latter)

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb
forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are
relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and
what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of
different light bulbs.

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and
instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that
claim alternate theories of light production.

12 to point out that there is no right to light in the
US Constitution.

4 to post that all the tech support for changing light
bulbs is being outsourced to India.

1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture
of someone who resembles a light bulb.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and
then post the corrected URL's

1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to
fluorescents, so he very rarely has to change them.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post
because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared
households in the event of a lightbulb burnout.

5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only
candles.

1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat
cheese.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short
time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before
posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again.

quantum-x · 06-18-2005, 04:42 AM

CDSmith · 06-18-2005, 04:49 AM

So true, so true.

Well written, well done. You could also add in the 17 superior idiots who'd say that changing light bulbs is beneath them, that they hire flunkies to do that for them.

.. and the 247 teenage "webmasters" who would say their mom handle's all the light-bulb duties in their house (and basement)

And lastly, you forgot woj, who would post "50 light bulbs..." "100...." at the top of all 17 pages of such a thread.

:D

dozey · 06-18-2005, 04:55 AM

Darwin awards had a story submitted about light bulbs. Basically, a guy claims that if one puts a light bulb in their mouth, it is impossible to get it out again without smashing it. This sets off a chain of people trying it for themselves...

link:
http://darwinawards.com/slush/200305...19-125339.html

Manowar · 06-18-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

tranza · 06-18-2005, 06:43 AM

Not 1 sig whore??

NTSS · 06-18-2005, 06:48 AM

Excellent post!........well done

The sad part is it's true

mikeyddddd · 06-18-2005, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Not 1 sig whore??

Okay.

SEE SIG

Rui · 06-18-2005, 07:40 AM

hahahha it kinda portraits how GFY works in a funny way lol

taibo · 06-18-2005, 07:51 AM

gunfodder · 06-18-2005, 07:56 AM

Very funny ... I was gonna count em up for a total , but to be honest im too lazy !! Thanks for the laff though

wjxxx · 06-18-2005, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaintElGrouch

You forgot 2748 sig spot posts.

Good read! I thought it was funny.

Furious_Male · 06-18-2005, 08:15 AM

Ok that was kind of funny.. And true

natas · 06-18-2005, 08:28 AM

great post

quantum-x · 06-18-2005, 10:41 AM

bump for the morning peeeps

hova · 06-18-2005, 10:42 AM

hmmmm, it did make me smile

06-18-2005, 04:31 AM	#1
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	How many GFY'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" (note; spell-check believes it's the latter) 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production. 12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution. 4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being outsourced to India. 1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who resembles a light bulb. 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to fluorescents, so he very rarely has to change them. 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the event of a lightbulb burnout. 5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles. 1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese. 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

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