I'd hand both those tards their teef in baggies.

omg its true


http://www.roundtable.com/Event_Cent...Karate_Kid.jpg

esse got rocked lol

ahahahahha, what a funny fight that was

funny but crap vid

ived seen much worse but id say i enjoeyed watching it

:smokin

Doesn't look like either one of them can fight.

hmm, from the looks of it.

The guy in red does have some skills,

Look at his footwork, thats not done by an untrained person.

alrighty then... how bout' that :1orglaugh

Yeah, he looks like he can cut a mean rug dancing like that.

Too bad it all went out the window when punches started getting thrown.

50.........

i got wojowned

If the hispanic kid had a knife.. the white guy sure got lucky because what I saw was a very close call... If the white guy was any good at kung fu.. he would have use kicks to fight a guy with a knife... My impression is that this guy just started some martial art classes and really didnt know what he was doing... He won because he was more athletic.. :2 cents:

don't think it was being about being more athletic since the fight was only like 15 seconds... i think they were both just throwing hay makers and the white guys landed first

Being athletic is also how you position your feet, your coordination , etc.. THat helped the guy in red.. one.. to avoid the "punches" and two.. to have any type of power when he hit the other guy...

Bullshit. There was no foot positioning as both of them were throwing bullshit windmill haymakers.

that video was proof that two kids can act like idiots until someone gets hurt. it had nothing to do with martial arts... with the exception of the ultra cool, Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon pose.

That was not kung fu.

That video reminds me of a funny fight I saw happen in my background during a high school party back in the day.

Two guys I know decided to get in a small fight. One guy was a tall, lanky dorky looking guy who just started tai kwan doe. So he starts the fight off by going into a stupid horse stance and then screamed "TAI KWAN DOE BITCH". Now you got to picture a guy saying this who ISN'T athletic looking and we all knew was dorky.

So everyone busted out laughing and then the other guy gave tai kwan doe dork a shot to the face and the fight was over. Dude basically ran away from the party.

I want to see the rest of that video, lol. Wonder if the fight ended there or if more punches were thrown.

that shit was straight comedy.... this is a street fight, not a fucking movie... GET DIRTY!!... the whole stance at the beginning was just tooooo fuckin funny

:1orglaugh I want some of whatever you're smoking

niggas is mad i get more butt than ashtrays....

watch the video again idiot.. the guy in red is more coordinated, balanced, better reflexes and much more solid on his 2 feet than the hispanic kid.

So true. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

thats no kung fu fighter. those swings were wild and he got in a lucky punch.

Standing there poseing like a kung fu master isnt hard. i do it every night in my wifes dress while listening to the BeeGees.

Look, anyone thoroughly trained in martial arts would emphatically state that that fight took too long. Yes the kid in the red shirt looked good and I must say he was flexible and his cat stance and advances looked very good. Yet when you go into your stance you do so because you have no choice left. You are prepared to kill or cripple without hesitation. Too much posing going on. If he didn't want to kill that skinny kid he should have never gone into his shit.

With guns and who knows what other weapons out here you do not advertise your shit before you strike. You either go the fuck home or kill something quick.

If the kid in the red shirt is indeed highly trained he could have killed that skinny kid so fast it would make your head spin.

He caught him good though I must say, but after he decked him he should have started breaking body parts in half so that dude on the ground's recovery would only occur from years of physical therapy or the power of resurrection.

That is probably the biggest pile of shit I've ever read.

Sure, and let's all forget that kung fu doesn't work for shit in any typ eof NHB testing grounds, KOTC, Pride FC, UFC, whatever.

It's because it's too deadly for the ring.

Yeah, whatever.

This is what happens with all those fancy kung fu moves in a real fight with a trained MMA fighter.

http://www.bullshido.com/videos/mmavskungfu.wmv

He gets grounded and pounded, and gets his arm broken for his troubles.

Btw, before we go into the big bad MMA man hurt the little KF guy, the Kung Fu guy challenged John Marsh at his school. The kung fu guy tried to do the deadly eye poke, and the deadly stick the finger up the nose technique. Shit that doesn't help when you are about to get your face pounded in.

Hope that kung fu guy's arm has healed. You can hear it crack at the end.

That wasn't Kung Fu, that was Dumb Fool...

1st rule of Kung Fu, never take your eye off your opponent...

And he was holding his hands like a fucking retard having a spasm...

Funny Shit though... Looked like too cats fighting..

I thought he was gonna kick him in the face or something cool... That's not kung fu. That's just some kid punching another kid in the face.

LOL... that's kung foo? He can't even throw a jab correctly

that sounded like it hurt!

And kung fu is all about jabs?

very nice vid, will learn kung fu now ;)

Kung Fu Bung Goo
 

It doesn't matter how many times you go to karate class or how many times you hit a punching bag, if you don't have experience with full contact fighting, than you will end up just windmilling it out. The red shirt guy did a nice little kata and intimidated the other guy into already thinking he was going to lose before the first punch was thrown. At the end of the day, even the toughest guy can get can get laid out with a lucky punch, so forget about the fisticuffs and pull out the nina's....

Anyway, it was good for a laugh....

Eat ass! You've got about as many clues as Deputy Dick.

My family runs martial arts schools all over the world and hold titles globally. Not to mention several militaries in various countries from Judo, Boxing, Taw Kwan Do on down the line.

In combat you do not POSE. You either kill something or go the fuck home and eat cornflakes. You do not argue, debate or enter into light banter. You KILL or go the fuck home. Dude throws a punch, with Kung Fu you're taught to tear his arm off. Be dumb enough to roll up on someone who has their Tiger and Dragon forms down pat and you'll see what I mean.

Good points there. I've seen boxers take out martial artists with one jab. It's how cool you keep your head during combat. I've knocked guys out cold with a light slap to the mandible and broken all kinds of ribs with a ram's head punch. Yet good ol' fashioned wrasslin' techniques are the best way to get used to close combat. A trained wrestler's strenght and endurance are fearsome as they're used to grapples and locks.

snap crackle and pop

THAT'S what I'm talking about. When all is said and done it ended up in a grappling/wrestling challenge. Had there been no rules, biting and tearing would have engaged and it would have been a different outcome.

Wrestling is as important a combat tool as anything because it all boils down to wrestling and grappling.

Remember the first UFC when the fellows from Brazil were dominating? Look at their wrestling techniques.

The only thing that thwarts a wrestler is tearing and biting when distance strikes and blocks don't work.

I don't care how tough a wrestler you are, when someone starts biting or tearing ligaments and muscle tissue loose you will let go.

hahaha.... nice clip! classic kung fu in action

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh