IT Certifications.. whats a legit place that sells tests? - GoFuckYourself.com

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:31 PM

OK so I failed an F5 Networks certification test today, and would like to shell out the $$ for the actual test. Can any of you recommend a site that sells tests? I found www.examkiller.net but they're based out of China, which scaresme a little..

any input?

riddler · 06-17-2005, 04:34 PM

sell a test? you mean brain dumps? Jesus christ study for it, Thats all we need is another person that used brain dumps to get a IT cert and have no clue what the fuck they are doing.

beemk · 06-17-2005, 04:36 PM

cheater

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aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

sell a test? you mean brain dumps? Jesus christ study for it, Thats all we need is another person that used brain dumps to get a IT cert and have no clue what the fuck they are doing.

eat a dick.

not braindumps, sites that sell the "actual tests", or "exact questions"... they exist, but theyre all based out of China.

i studied, but would like to study the test.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:38 PM

i was off by 2 fucking questions to pass. =/

woj · 06-17-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

sell a test? you mean brain dumps? Jesus christ study for it, Thats all we need is another person that used brain dumps to get a IT cert and have no clue what the fuck they are doing.

riddler · 06-17-2005, 04:39 PM

cheating is stupid, fucking study, the books cover everything the tests do, cheating is for chumps thats why america has so many fucking idiots in IT jobs because they use brain dumps and other bullshit to pass these tests.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

cheating is stupid, fucking study, the books cover everything the tests do, cheating is for chumps thats why america has so many fucking idiots in IT jobs because they use brain dumps and other bullshit to pass these tests.

america wasn't exactly built on honesty.

riddler · 06-17-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

america wasn't exactly built on honesty.

yeah lets contribute to millions of wasted dollars on IT work because companies dont realise that asshats like you cheat on tests, Then once the company finds out they go and hire some abu's in india to do your job.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

yeah lets contribute to millions of wasted dollars on IT work because companies dont realise that asshats like you cheat on tests, Then once the company finds out they go and hire some abu's in india to do your job.

cry me a fucking river. like your pussy ass never 'cheated' on a test. if the resources are available, you better fucking believe i want it.

riddler · 06-17-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

cry me a fucking river. like your pussy ass never 'cheated' on a test. if the resources are available, you better fucking believe i want it.

no i havent, thanks for trying to make it look like everybody cheats, i hope get in a horrible car wreck and you are still alive but a vegetable, fuckin cheater.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

no i havent, thanks for trying to make it look like everybody cheats, i hope get in a horrible car wreck and you are still alive but a vegetable, fuckin cheater.

by that response, i can clearly see that you were definitely picked on in school. i think it's interesting how you can have such high 'morals' by never cheating on a test, but can wish pain like that on someone.. personally, i think you need to lighten the fuck up and get laid.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 04:56 PM

by the way, everyone cheats on a test/exam in one form or another, at any given time of their life. it builds character.

riddler · 06-17-2005, 04:59 PM

hahahahhhahhahahahahahahah

aflex · 06-17-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by riddler

hahahahhhahhahahahahahahah

case closed. aflex 1 riddler 0.

back to the topic, do any of you know a reliable website? hook a brotha up

woj · 06-17-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

by the way, everyone cheats on a test/exam in one form or another, at any given time of their life. it builds character.

How exactly does cheating build character? Failure builds character. Trying to get ahead by cheating does not.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

How exactly does cheating build character? Failure builds character. Trying to get ahead by cheating does not.

failure is for losers, it is unacceptable. i failed this test, that is unacceptable.

i believe it definitely builds character, in the proper context. cheating on a test by sneaking a piece of paper into an exam is silly. having the know-how to know what is on the test, through studying or otherwise, is something to strive for.

do you honestly think top management in IT companies actually know their products inside and out? You better believe many of them purchased a study guide or a test. They know what they need to know, but also need that piece of paper that says they passed the exam.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 05:16 PM

whats up with all of the porn pushers that suddenly have high morals? you could sell 12 black guys banging a white girl, but cant cheat on a test? am i missing something here? in each scenario, selling porn/cheating on tests - bring one thing to us both - MONEY.

Snake Doctor · 06-17-2005, 05:26 PM

Am I the only one who sees the irony in asking for a "legit" place that will help you cheat on a test?

aflex · 06-17-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Am I the only one who sees the irony in asking for a "legit" place that will help you cheat on a test?

good point Lenny

woj · 06-17-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

whats up with all of the porn pushers that suddenly have high morals? you could sell 12 black guys banging a white girl, but cant cheat on a test? am i missing something here? in each scenario, selling porn/cheating on tests - bring one thing to us both - MONEY.

By selling porn you actually provide a useful service, you sell porn content. Customer is interested in viewing porn, you provide it to them.

On the other hand, when you cheat on an IT certification exam, you rip off your potential employer by tricking him into believing you are more qualified than you really are.

ronbotx · 06-17-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

by the way, everyone cheats on a test/exam in one form or another, at any given time of their life. it builds character.

IT certifications are something I know about. At one time I was Novell Master Cne, and shortlty after that a Microsoft MCSE.

Overall , I had to take over 20 tests, which I passed all the first try. I spent my own own money getting the books, study guides, and the practice tests. I spent many long hours studying for those tests.

When I passed them all, it helped with my career , and I had a sense of satisfaction that I had achieved my goals.

Like many GFY webmasters, it is obvious that you lacking ethics. You will lie , cheat and steal to achieve the goal of the moment. Basically, you are either too stupid or too lazy to study some more and retake the exam.

Not everyone cheats. You are one of the scumbags who have chosen that path.

And by the way, there is no "standard exam". The computer generated exams draw from a pool of hundreds, to thousands of questions. The exam is never the same twice. They do that to outsmart cheaters like you....

Good luck with your career.....

aflex · 06-17-2005, 09:08 PM

Like many GFY webmasters, it is obvious that you lacking ethics. You will lie , cheat and steal to achieve the goal of the moment. Basically, you are either too stupid or too lazy to study some more and retake the exam.

Not everyone cheats. You are one of the scumbags who have chosen that path.

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lie,steal, no..... im actually quite the honest guy, very upfront, no bullshit.. (hence my direct posting on this board).

obtain resources that are available for me to obtain my goal, yes...

in reality i dont have the time to dick around studying the same material to make up a 2 answer gap that i failed by.. i have rescheduled the test for saturday.

ronbotx · 06-17-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

Like many GFY webmasters, it is obvious that you lacking ethics. You will lie , cheat and steal to achieve the goal of the moment. Basically, you are either too stupid or too lazy to study some more and retake the exam.

Not everyone cheats. You are one of the scumbags who have chosen that path.

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lie,steal, no..... im actually quite the honest guy, very upfront, no bullshit.. (hence my direct posting on this board).

obtain resources that are available for me to obtain my goal, yes...

in reality i dont have the time to dick around studying the same material to make up a 2 answer gap that i failed by.. i have rescheduled the test for saturday.

Lie no
steal no

but cheat.... well thats ok. Its too inconvenient to study...

Explain how you are an honest guy...but you can justify cheating.

obtain resources = cheat
get pirated test = cheat
you = cheat

as for the direct post...
The majority lie and cheat, and high percentage have criminal records. Does not take courage to say you are a scumbag too.

aflex · 06-17-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ronbotx

Lie no
steal no

but cheat.... well thats ok. Its too inconvenient to study...

Explain how you are an honest guy...but you can justify cheating.

obtain resources = cheat
get pirated test = cheat
you = cheat

as for the direct post...
The majority lie and cheat, and high percentage have criminal records. Does not take courage to say you are a scumbag too.

the internet was built on pirating.. atleast the depths of the 'net i come from.. its in my blood.

how does my post asking for website suggestions indirectly imply that i have a criminal record? are you smoking crack? from briefly looking over your post history, it seems as if everyone else is a scumbag on this board, except you?

aflex · 06-17-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ronbotx

Explain how you are an honest guy...but you can justify cheating.

i'm honestly telling you that if i could obtain the test, i would study the correct answers and then proceed to pay for, and pass the exam.

hop off your throne.. you're no better than anyone else here..

tical · 06-17-2005, 10:20 PM

being resourceful in the real world is far more important than knowing the answers to a test that he'll never have to complete again

you can't gague capability on book smarts... its life, we dont have to LEARN and remember everything, we have the Internet and as long as he has a decent grasp on the subject it shouldnt be a problem

bitches

UniversalPassLorence · 06-17-2005, 10:32 PM

Come on man, get prepared and take it again.

I know it's not easy anymore. I got my CNE from novel in 1992 and it was pretty easy, since all the questions were from the study guide. Then I got my CNI & MCT & MCSE from Microsoft. Microsoft test were harder. I haven't taken a test for at least 9 years now. All the certifications I had are useless now, since I didn't keep up with the additional tests.

Good luck either way

ronbotx · 06-17-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

the internet was built on pirating.. atleast the depths of the 'net i come from.. its in my blood.

how does my post asking for website suggestions indirectly imply that i have a criminal record? are you smoking crack? from briefly looking over your post history, it seems as if everyone else is a scumbag on this board, except you?

Never said YOU had a criminal record, but a high percentage of gfy webmasters compared to the rest of the populous do.

Given my several years on this board, I feel the majority of webmasters here are light in the ethics departmen; you included. The honest webmasters, that play by the rules, and who I would want to do business with, are in a minority.

If if were hiring for an IT department, and I have in the past, I would consider someone who flunked a cert test, but NOT someone who cheated on the exam.

And no matter how you try to justify or rationalize your behavior, its clear what kind of person you are....

beemk · 06-17-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ronbotx

If if were hiring for an IT department, and I have in the past, I would consider someone who flunked a cert test, but NOT someone who cheated on the exam.

yeah if i hired a guy that would cheat on a test i bet he would that would steal all the laptop batteries.

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aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	whats up with all of the porn pushers that suddenly have high morals? you could sell 12 black guys banging a white girl, but cant cheat on a test? am i missing something here? in each scenario, selling porn/cheating on tests - bring one thing to us both - MONEY. __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	cheating is stupid, fucking study, the books cover everything the tests do, cheating is for chumps thats why america has so many fucking idiots in IT jobs because they use brain dumps and other bullshit to pass these tests.

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aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	Like many GFY webmasters, it is obvious that you lacking ethics. You will lie , cheat and steal to achieve the goal of the moment. Basically, you are either too stupid or too lazy to study some more and retake the exam. Not everyone cheats. You are one of the scumbags who have chosen that path. ---- lie,steal, no..... im actually quite the honest guy, very upfront, no bullshit.. (hence my direct posting on this board). obtain resources that are available for me to obtain my goal, yes... in reality i dont have the time to dick around studying the same material to make up a 2 answer gap that i failed by.. i have rescheduled the test for saturday. __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

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UniversalPassLorence Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Califonia Posts: 3,721	Come on man, get prepared and take it again. I know it's not easy anymore. I got my CNE from novel in 1992 and it was pretty easy, since all the questions were from the study guide. Then I got my CNI & MCT & MCSE from Microsoft. Microsoft test were harder. I haven't taken a test for at least 9 years now. All the certifications I had are useless now, since I didn't keep up with the additional tests. Good luck either way __________________ $25.00 PPS for $1.00 Trial Making Webmasters Money Since 1997 ICQ: 305090349