How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - GoFuckYourself.com

Zester · 06-21-2005, 03:48 AM

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
- Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

"Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

FuqALot · 06-21-2005, 03:49 AM

This is the dumbest joke i ever read.

RedShoe · 06-21-2005, 03:59 AM

I don't get it.

Manowar · 06-21-2005, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

I don't get it.

same here

Mefo · 06-21-2005, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot

This is the dumbest joke i ever read.

indeed..

sickkittens · 06-21-2005, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot

This is the dumbest joke i ever read.

Not to mention the oldest internet joke.

XX_RydeR · 06-21-2005, 06:21 AM

anyways...

Furious_Female · 06-21-2005, 07:35 AM

I have 7 cats... you can imagine who owns who in my house

Fizzgig · 06-21-2005, 07:42 AM

Well, I got a giggle out if it at least!

Donny · 06-21-2005, 08:34 AM

The difference between dogs and cats.

You give a dog food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks: "Man, this guy is a GOD".

You give a cat food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks (in the most stuck up British accent imagineable): "Yes, yes... I'm a God".

President · 06-21-2005, 03:14 PM

Sorry, I was loking for this to show it to a few so I bumped it, love some of this stuff

woj · 06-21-2005, 03:20 PM

not THAT funny...

President · 06-21-2005, 03:20 PM

OBTW I have the German Shepard and yes that would describe her perfectly!

President · 06-21-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

not THAT funny...

Doesn't have to be funny, read between the lines and witness reality my German shepard is a trained Guard Dog, before you go yayyayayyayyaya, bullshit look to the left and see where I live, there is a reason she is trained and you know what that statement up above about German Shepards is so very true!

Oh and a good friend of mine has 3 Labs and you know what, that statement up about them is also so very true!

the rest well I can't vouch for and I won't even go there with the cats! Especially if they are Persian!!!!LOL!!! Yeah PK that was a ... LOL!

reynold · 06-21-2005, 08:27 PM

Tickle me please!

Holly · 06-21-2005, 08:31 PM

Holy goddamn shit, I've been sent that email at least 50 times in the last week. My aunt thinks it's hysterical and keeps reciting it every time my family is together.

06-21-2005, 03:48 AM	#1
Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! - Rottweiler: Make me. - Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. - Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! - German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. - Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. - Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. - Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." - Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? - Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? The Cat's Answer: "Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! __________________ * Mainstream ? $65 per sale * new male contraception Last edited by Zester; 06-21-2005 at 03:49 AM..

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06-21-2005, 03:49 AM	#2
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	This is the dumbest joke i ever read.

06-21-2005, 08:34 AM	#10
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	The difference between dogs and cats. You give a dog food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks: "Man, this guy is a GOD". You give a cat food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks (in the most stuck up British accent imagineable): "Yes, yes... I'm a God".

06-21-2005, 03:14 PM	#11
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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	not THAT funny... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Holy goddamn shit, I've been sent that email at least 50 times in the last week. My aunt thinks it's hysterical and keeps reciting it every time my family is together. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle