How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
 

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
- Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?


The Cat's Answer:

"Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

This is the dumbest joke i ever read.

I don't get it.

same here

indeed..

Not to mention the oldest internet joke. :disgust

anyways...

I have 7 cats... you can imagine who owns who in my house :1orglaugh

Well, I got a giggle out if it at least! :winkwink:

The difference between dogs and cats.

You give a dog food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks: "Man, this guy is a GOD".

You give a cat food, shelter, water, provide for him, pet him, love him... he thinks (in the most stuck up British accent imagineable): "Yes, yes... I'm a God".

Sorry, I was loking for this to show it to a few so I bumped it, love some of this stuff :thumbsup

not THAT funny...

OBTW I have the German Shepard and yes that would describe her perfectly! :thumbsup

Doesn't have to be funny, read between the lines and witness reality my German shepard is a trained Guard Dog, before you go yayyayayyayyaya, bullshit look to the left and see where I live, there is a reason she is trained and you know what that statement up above about German Shepards is so very true!

Oh and a good friend of mine has 3 Labs and you know what, that statement up about them is also so very true!

the rest well I can't vouch for and I won't even go there with the cats! Especially if they are Persian!!!!LOL!!! Yeah PK that was a ... LOL! :)

Tickle me please!

Holy goddamn shit, I've been sent that email at least 50 times in the last week. My aunt thinks it's hysterical and keeps reciting it every time my family is together.