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nofx · 06-16-2005, 11:56 PM

this thread is intended to piss off all races so post the racist jokes you know.

white, black, latino, asian, african, who gives a fuck, make fun of em all. it's all quite silly to poke fun of a persons race.

what does an apple and a black person have in common ?

they both look good hanging from a tree

jollyperv · 06-16-2005, 11:57 PM

What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?

"Quatros Cincos"

nofx · 06-16-2005, 11:57 PM

Why did white people own slaves?

they were not strong enough to pick cotton..........weak bastards

cyber_ninja · 06-16-2005, 11:57 PM

ive never heard a joke about white people before,maybe its because im white

nofx · 06-16-2005, 11:58 PM

Why do black people wear white gloves when they eat tootsie rolls?

So they don't bite their fingers off.

jollyperv · 06-16-2005, 11:58 PM

What do you say to a Jewish black guy?

"Go to the back of the oven"

nofx · 06-16-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber_ninja

ive never heard a joke about white people before,maybe its because im white

nor have I

hopefully some people will post a few

kill whitey

nofx · 06-16-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

What do you say to a Jewish black guy?

"Go to the back of the oven"

how many jews can you fit in a car?

1 in the passenger seat, 3 in the back and about 10 million in the ashtray

jollyperv · 06-16-2005, 11:59 PM

What do you say when you see your vcr floating around in the middle of the night?

"drop it nigga"

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:00 AM

and if you are offended by this thread, fuck off and go cry in a dark room some where and come back when you have a life

longbrick · 06-17-2005, 12:02 AM

Why jews have a big nose? Because the air is free

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:02 AM

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving?

The police.

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:02 AM

What's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

longbrick · 06-17-2005, 12:02 AM

What do you do when you see a black guy bleeding to death on your lawn?

Stop Laughing and Reload!

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:03 AM

What are the only 3 french words a black guy knows?

"Coup De Ville"

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:03 AM

1a. How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
1b. 9 months

BlingDaddy · 06-17-2005, 12:03 AM

Indisciminate sig placement

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:04 AM

how do you get a hundred jews to jump off of a skyscraper?

throw a quarter off it

longbrick · 06-17-2005, 12:04 AM

What do you call a school bus full of indians?

A beef patty

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Indisciminate sig placement

you could have at least posted a joke and made it subliminal

PenisFace · 06-17-2005, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

What do you say when you see your vcr floating around in the middle of the night?

"drop it nigga"

Hahaha

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:04 AM

What's purple and green and yellow and blue and sits in a corner?

He's my nigga, I can paint him any color I want.

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:05 AM

What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?"

naugthygUrL · 06-17-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving?

The police.

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:05 AM

what's the difference between a whitey and a mexican?

a shower

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?"

LOL, that's the first one I ever learned

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:06 AM

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off!

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:06 AM

longbrick · 06-17-2005, 12:07 AM

now this is a thread to read before sleep, we should start this during lunch (eastern time zone) Thanks

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off!

ROFL

!!

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:08 AM

Why are black men getting stronger?

TVs are getting bigger.

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:08 AM

Why do black people hate aspirin?

Because it's white and it works

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

Why do black people hate aspirin?

Because it's white and it works

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:09 AM

How do you starve a mexican?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

longbrick · 06-17-2005, 12:10 AM

Asian and a Mexican fall of a building who hits the ground first?

WHO CARES!

nofx · 06-17-2005, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

jollyperv · 06-17-2005, 12:15 AM

In the year 2038, a guy decides to go play some golf. The man at the pro-shop asks him, "you wanna try one of our new robot caddies?" So the guy says "Sure, I'll give it a try..."

So he finishes 18 holes, goes back to the pro-shop to turn in his score card and his robot caddie...the golf pro asks him, "So, how did you like that new robot caddie? Aren't they great?" The man replies, "Yeah, it actually was pretty neat, but one thing...it's a little too shiny I think, the sun kept reflecting off of it into my eyes and blinding me....you should spray paint them black or something...." The pro replies, "Nah, we tried that, but none of them showed up for work and we caught two of them breaking into the coke machine...."

BoyAlley · 06-17-2005, 12:16 AM

whats the diff. between a snow tire and a black man?

snow tires dont sing when u put chains on them

BoyAlley · 06-17-2005, 12:16 AM

What's the difference between when a gay guy has oral sex and when he has anal sex?

Oral sex makes his whole day, anal sex makes his hole weak

kaktuz · 06-17-2005, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

Why are black men getting stronger?

TVs are getting bigger.

BiggleJones · 06-17-2005, 12:18 AM

Whats the difference between Jews and Pizzas?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

BoyAlley · 06-17-2005, 12:19 AM

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:22 AM

How do you get a hahahahahaha out of a tree?

Cut the rope

kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

for real I read this on e-bay about four years ago. Someone was taking bids for obsolete farm equipment. When you clicked on the picture there was a picture of Oprah Winfrey!

sickbeatz · 06-17-2005, 12:29 AM

Why did god give black ppl big dicks?

He felt bad for putting pubic hair on their heads

Morgan · 06-17-2005, 12:36 AM

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

The hotdogs taste like shit!

opflix · 06-17-2005, 12:37 AM

the fact that so many of you know so many racist (against black) jokes is telling

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woj · 06-17-2005, 12:37 AM

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kernelpanic · 06-17-2005, 12:38 AM

What was missing from the Million Man March?

About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

Morgan · 06-17-2005, 12:39 AM

What's Hitlers least favorite hosting company?

Jewpiter Hosting

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	Racist Joke Thread - post em this thread is intended to piss off all races so post the racist jokes you know. white, black, latino, asian, african, who gives a fuck, make fun of em all. it's all quite silly to poke fun of a persons race. what does an apple and a black person have in common ? they both look good hanging from a tree __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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