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05-08-2004, 09:36 AM
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There may be a reward for anyone that can tell us
who this guy is?
His name is Hans, he has taken to the scene in Atlanta, and no one can figure out who the guy is?. We first thought that he was Brand0n's assistant, but later found that to be untrue. For a while, rumors surfaced that he was related to the Hun, or was the Hun, but that has since been squashed. He mingles with big players. He dances like Travolta in Pulp Fiction. He drinks and smokes like a mad man. He gets thrown out of clubs and then, right when you think he is gone, he is back on the dance floor owning the bar. Look for this guy to be wearing a PureCash shirt in Miami! Hans plots his escape route from Hooters to avoid the wings bill. He is soon to be seen sprinting down PeachTree street by several Atlanta attendees.  No time is a bad time for shaking that ass in Atlanta for Hans.  Hans mingles in the Hotel lobby.  Hans and myself kicking it by the bar. I asked him what his secrets were, he would not reveal.  Hans tries to teach Brand0n how to own a club.  PureCash Luke, Brand0n and Mike AI try to hold Hans so that he does not fall. He asked the club to take the roof off because he could not be contained!  Hans kicks it with Lensman.  Hans tells GFY to Go Fuck Yourself for letting him own Webmaster Access! 
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05-08-2004, 09:39 AM
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05-08-2004, 09:47 AM
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His name is Hans, you just said so.
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05-08-2004, 09:47 AM
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Cory I know what you are talking about I remember hearing him say the club dancers were not doing it right and he got up on stage to show them how to dance.. I did manage to grab one picture as I was busy watching him dance so I could also one day be the man in the club !!
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05-08-2004, 10:23 AM
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that is some funny shit....
i need to hang with hans tonight! |
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05-08-2004, 10:29 AM
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cool thread. I realize those were a lot of inside jokes I dont get, but still nice to see some faces to put to names.
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05-08-2004, 10:30 AM
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wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50
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05-08-2004, 10:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-08-2004, 10:33 AM
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Hell,who is he?
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Is it brand0n ? 4 real ?
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05-08-2004, 10:51 AM
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I think Brand0n is 30
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05-08-2004, 10:52 AM
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guy on the right is brandonwho would of thought
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05-08-2004, 10:52 AM
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hans fuckin owns this show
and yea, im 52
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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05-08-2004, 12:35 PM
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Although these seem to be inside jokes, Hans is sure to be one of the most famous cats in the industry. His affinity for partying is becoming legendary. Every room he walks in he owns. Every person in Atlanta knows him now. And still no one knows what the hell he does. We are not even sure if Hans is his real name, rumor has it that Tofu just picked that name for him. More too come from Atlanta.
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05-08-2004, 01:56 PM
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we are workin on a "hans live feed" program now. more to come
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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05-08-2004, 02:53 PM
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stc is the greatest
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05-08-2004, 05:43 PM
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Hans was officially named Webmaster Access MVP today by Lensman.
More to come. 
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05-08-2004, 06:35 PM
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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05-08-2004, 06:39 PM
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wtf ?
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I wanna be like Hans... He's great
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05-08-2004, 06:43 PM
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who's Brand0n?
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05-08-2004, 06:55 PM
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then, who's that guy?
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05-08-2004, 07:00 PM
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Dude this is turning into VH1 Behind The Blow.
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05-09-2004, 12:37 AM
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LOL, what a thread.
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05-09-2004, 01:19 AM
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enjoy your time in atlanta cory.
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05-09-2004, 10:07 AM
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I need more Hans !!
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05-09-2004, 10:14 AM
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05-09-2004, 10:14 AM
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Holy shit this guy was a real piece of work. Somebody needs to identify him and what he does because you can't buy this kind of publicity.
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05-09-2004, 12:30 PM
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holy fuck that dude is the reason my sides are still sore. ive never laughed so hard in my entire life.
did anyone get the royal badge treatment? nearly every time i saw the guy he would be walking up to someone, grabbing their badge, reading it, looking at them, snurling, throwing it in their face and then walking off like he was god ... it was so fucking retardedly funny. he did it to me and my girlfriend like 4 times. While we were at eleven50, I sent my girlfriend to go down and dance with him cause every chick he tried to dance with left him. VirtuMike has the pics ... so GET ON HERE AND POST THEM FOO! |
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05-09-2004, 01:08 PM
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so how did he get booted?
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05-09-2004, 02:56 PM
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every 4th word was fuck
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Pics to follow.
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05-09-2004, 03:16 PM
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05-09-2004, 07:15 PM
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You realize the guy got tossed and then got back in later...man oh man...
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05-09-2004, 07:17 PM
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I thought for sure he was with you or Brand0n. Dude got up to go to the bathroom and then sprinted down peachtree street before the bill came LOL And then started dancing on the corner!
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05-09-2004, 07:20 PM
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First the world gives us William Hung..
Now.. Hans!
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05-09-2004, 07:23 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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heh awesome pics!
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05-09-2004, 08:05 PM
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Jason, you get him booted from the club and I walk upstairs and who do I see drinking again??? HANS!
How about the next night? I'm standing next to him, order him and I a drink from the waitress and she asks him, "Are you Hans from the Netherlands???" WTF? This guy became an instant celebrity in one night! |
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05-09-2004, 08:25 PM
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Is that Hans M from Holland?
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05-09-2004, 08:26 PM
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I don't believe so. That name was brought up when KimmyKim was shedding some light as to who he actually was.
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05-09-2004, 08:37 PM
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Han's provided more entertainment at a webmaster show then all of the Player's Balls put together!
We have discovered the porn biz's version of William Hung! Han's can be as big as Dub Rubb and the Star War's kid!!
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05-09-2004, 08:40 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Hans likes ePassporte.
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Here is proof of just how big of a pimp he is. This is one of the many girls he's picked up on his "60 Day Holiday"!
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LOL This thread just hit "the next level!"
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05-09-2004, 09:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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hans, the true definition of a P. I. M. P.
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Luke I did not know you and Hans were so close.. heck he is sending you his picturs from his vaction ???
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Looks like this guys got pimp style
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