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Ic3m4nZ · 05-09-2004, 10:09 PM

50 rewards!

Spunky · 05-09-2004, 10:09 PM

Who is this Hans?

Sly_RJ · 05-09-2004, 10:18 PM

That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree?

He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next!

MikeB · 05-09-2004, 10:31 PM

He struck me as a German version of Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Guy act....and equally as entertaining. So who registered hanscam.com?

Jason · 05-09-2004, 11:04 PM

Hey Mike..

I wanted to introduce Hans to John Morgan on the bus..

That would of been a wonderful and quick realationship.

MikeB · 05-09-2004, 11:12 PM

Jay actually tried to facilitate that, but Hans' lucky streak continued and he once again had no problems. He is truely charmed.

cosis · 05-09-2004, 11:30 PM

got the pleasure to hang out with Hans at the compound for a few hours, saw him hitting on chicks left and right... if i girl wouldn't talk to him he would give her the hand like she was a nobody- he definately was the life of the party

NickB. · 05-10-2004, 07:39 AM

Hans greatests moments, damn......

For what I could figure out:

Hans:

Dutch, used to be a programmer for several dutch Dialer companies.

I asked him what he did and he told me: ADULT!!!!

Can you specify yourself buddy, what kind of adult business?
and he told me: EVERYTHING!!!!

The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy!

Thanks Hans for the great laughs though

JamesK · 05-10-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50

Drugs make you look old.

Tala · 05-10-2004, 07:44 AM

I sale thehans.com

Trax · 05-10-2004, 07:52 AM

i am not sure if i get this "joke" or not lol
but then again i wasnt in atlanta
he looks like the swedish,scandinavian or whatever pop idol winner

Cory W · 05-10-2004, 09:07 AM

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The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy!

Dude rolled down at noon on Saturday and said two girls had just left his room and he was drunk.

Unreal to say the least.

Kimmykim · 05-10-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
Dude rolled down at noon on Saturday and said two girls had just left his room and he was drunk.

Unreal to say the least.

"Can you put a lot of whiskey in that whiskey cola please?"

Gabriel · 05-10-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree?

He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next!

We need to take this guy south of the border. That'll be comedy.

Kimmykim · 05-10-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
We need to take this guy south of the border. That'll be comedy.

A comedy of errors most likely ;)

Mike AI · 05-10-2004, 09:53 AM

I thought for sure Hans was going to get knifed Ray Lewis style Friday night. He kept going up to girls with dates and dancing with them.

He just kept going and going.

GTS Mark · 05-10-2004, 10:00 AM

Sorry for the bad lighting

This is Mike's girlfriend going down to dance with him, and then he chased her away. LMAO!!!

DH

brand0n · 05-10-2004, 10:03 AM

i miss him allready

Cory W · 05-10-2004, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i miss him allready

Here.

Cory W · 05-10-2004, 10:20 AM

When he told Jacexxx and I that he did not like going to webmaster shows in The Netherlands because they always annoy him by asking him what he does and Jace stood up and yelled, "That's what I wanna know too man!"

I almost died of laughter.

Damn.

Rest assured, this is not the end of Hans.

Kimmykim · 05-10-2004, 10:22 AM

Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Peaches · 05-10-2004, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Stop trying to make us jealous.

Dirty D · 05-10-2004, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Please Share!

Phoenix · 05-10-2004, 03:02 PM

haha this guy made me laugh for sure.

he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol

i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it

i love how everyone is posing with him..lol

looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol

Cory W · 05-10-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
haha this guy made me laugh for sure.

he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol

i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it

i love how everyone is posing with him..lol

looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol

I am only guessing, but I think Lensman liked The Hans!

Dude had a charm about him!

Tala · 05-10-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I am only guessing, but I think Lensman liked The Hans!

Dude had a charm about him!

He may have had a "charm" but dude almost lost some teeth when he pushed me out of the way to see a girl's tat I was admiring. I don't give a damn WHO you think you are, you don't go around pushing people.

Billy-HiRise · 05-10-2004, 04:56 PM

He walked up to me looked at my badge and say..
HAHA.. you are paying me monthly !!

Still have no idea who he is : (

Cory W · 05-10-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He may have had a "charm" but dude almost lost some teeth when he pushed me out of the way to see a girl's tat I was admiring. I don't give a damn WHO you think you are, you don't go around pushing people.

Yea, he ticked off a few people. I am a pretty laid back guy though, not the punch throwing type, so I didn't mind so much. Lensman came over and was kidding with the dude, best I remember.

Man, the kid did make me laugh though. And actually, he was pretty nice. I met a few people I probably never would have if it wasn't for him

Still no one really knows what he does, he obviously had a bankroll coming from somewhere!

marko13 · 05-10-2004, 05:17 PM

maybe he is hans van der stuhl...

Kimmykim · 05-10-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dustman
Please Share!

Not unless you can prove you are the real "Kimmykim", sorry.

Cory W · 05-11-2004, 09:12 AM

Hans the big Playah!

Magnus · 05-11-2004, 09:34 AM

DH just told me about the HANS:

He bangs. he bangs.. for sure!!! Hope he is in San Diego

Hansm · 05-13-2004, 02:42 PM

First of all im not happy how this picture of the friend did come here on internet, SO REMOVE IT.

second of all i didt go away because i didt want to pay the bill, i needed to go to the toilet, but it was overflushed thats why i did go back to the hotel.

give me your paypal and i will send you money you own, i did wanted to pay you BUT IT WASNT NEEDED. then dont say that and fuck around here now about that, you are a lieyer here.

i did meet alot of people, and did party much yeah but im trying todo serious buissines too, and i didt lie about anything.

but i dont like the pictures here from the friend. and i know the person who did had them, theres only 1 who did see those pictures on the notebook and thats kimmykim, so kimmykim if you read this get them away.

im not posting your holiday pictures with another guy without PERMISSION.

i did like you too, i did had a good conversation and would post this pic maybe sometimes here, but everyone is only fooling around.

but ps it was nice to meet you.

GonZo · 05-13-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mike AI
I thought for sure Hans was going to get knifed Ray Lewis style Friday night. He kept going up to girls with dates and dancing with them.

He just kept going and going.

He obviously learned how to speak negro.

GonZo · 05-13-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hansm
First of all im not happy how this picture of the friend did come here on internet, SO REMOVE IT.

second of all i didt go away because i didt want to pay the bill, i needed to go to the toilet, but it was overflushed thats why i did go back to the hotel.

give me your paypal and i will send you money you own, i did wanted to pay you BUT IT WASNT NEEDED. then dont say that and fuck around here now about that, you are a lieyer here.

i did meet alot of people, and did party much yeah but im trying todo serious buissines too, and i didt lie about anything.

but i dont like the pictures here from the friend. and i know the person who did had them, theres only 1 who did see those pictures on the notebook and thats kimmykim, so kimmykim if you read this get them away.

im not posting your holiday pictures with another guy without PERMISSION.

i did like you too, i did had a good conversation and would post this pic maybe sometimes here, but everyone is only fooling around.

but ps it was nice to meet you.

Confucy!!! We found your brother thats going to KILL Kevin Mitnick on site. Hes got to be your brother...hes telling people what to do just like is sistah!!!

Peaches · 05-13-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonZo
Confucy!!! We found your brother thats going to KILL Kevin Mitnick on site. Hes got to be your brother...hes telling people what to do just like is sistah!!!

Hey now, don't associate Hans with Confucy - Han's is a good guy and we like him!

Nobody Specific · 05-13-2004, 03:30 PM

Hans, the pictures are down. I didn't post them to make for or anything, was just trying to give everyone a round image of how much fun you have when you are on Holiday. My appologies.

As for talking about you running out on the bill, that was posted before we ever really knew who you were. Trust me, now that we know you better, I'll by you Hooters lunch ANYTIME!

Cory W · 05-13-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hansm
First of all im not happy how this picture of the friend did come here on internet, SO REMOVE IT.

second of all i didt go away because i didt want to pay the bill, i needed to go to the toilet, but it was overflushed thats why i did go back to the hotel.

give me your paypal and i will send you money you own, i did wanted to pay you BUT IT WASNT NEEDED. then dont say that and fuck around here now about that, you are a lieyer here.

i did meet alot of people, and did party much yeah but im trying todo serious buissines too, and i didt lie about anything.

but i dont like the pictures here from the friend. and i know the person who did had them, theres only 1 who did see those pictures on the notebook and thats kimmykim, so kimmykim if you read this get them away.

im not posting your holiday pictures with another guy without PERMISSION.

i did like you too, i did had a good conversation and would post this pic maybe sometimes here, but everyone is only fooling around.

but ps it was nice to meet you.

Hans,

no one actually thinks that you did not want to pay the bill, it was all kidding around. We joked with you in Atlanta about it.

Most everyone I spoke with likes you. This thread was in support of you. I posted that "I LIKE YOU" as did many of the others in this thread.

Had I not posted this thread, the only ones you would have had going for you were not nice. This thread benefited you.

If you remember, it was people from this thread that got you back into the bar when you were thrown out. It was also these same people that stuck up for you on other occasions.

Maybe you could be happy that people took you in as a friend. If that helps.

That being said, I can safely say, if you are upset, I and everyone else is really sorry.

PeerPatrick · 05-13-2004, 03:41 PM

I actually got Han's card from him in his one and only and very brief moment of lucidity.

He described himself an Dutch Playboy of noble birth, direct line from the Queen.

He was raised in Africa where one of his father's companies was setting up a textiles plant; subsequently kidnapped and held for ransom by one of the less reputable but influential crime syndicates.

During the two years the Overlord who ran the syndicate noticed his uncanny abilities immediately and took him as his son. Twice noble in one life, does anyone but Hans get this lucky?

The story got a little mirky after that point, the booze and whatever else had caught up with him. The most I got out of it is he is a phantom figure in EU traffic, runs several Adult related business, does some LoanSharking, waste management, etc.

I got his number if anyone wants it.

Kimmykim · 05-13-2004, 04:20 PM

I was glad to meet you too hans, and notice that I didn't tell anyone who you were either

Nobody Specific · 05-13-2004, 05:47 PM

The pics are back up Hans. Glad you finally know we love ya! Can't wait to see you in San Diego. I've shot you an email, get back to me when you are back home.

Brat · 05-13-2004, 09:58 PM

wow... this hans guy sounds awesome!

Kimmykim · 05-13-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
wow... this hans guy sounds awesome!

He is a lot of fun actually

Hansm · 05-16-2004, 07:06 AM

Im back home from jamaica, just to inform you guys, will post some info later on when im back at home.

sitting at my brothers place now.

Cory W · 06-29-2005, 01:38 PM

I miss Hans.

05-09-2004, 10:09 PM	#52
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05-09-2004, 10:18 PM	#53
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree? He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next! __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

05-09-2004, 11:04 PM	#55
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	Hey Mike.. I wanted to introduce Hans to John Morgan on the bus.. That would of been a wonderful and quick realationship. __________________ I stay busy.

05-10-2004, 07:44 AM	#60
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I sale thehans.com __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-10-2004, 09:53 AM	#66
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	I thought for sure Hans was going to get knifed Ray Lewis style Friday night. He kept going up to girls with dates and dancing with them. He just kept going and going. __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

05-09-2004, 10:09 PM	#51
Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	50 rewards!

05-09-2004, 10:31 PM	#54
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	He struck me as a German version of Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Guy act....and equally as entertaining. So who registered hanscam.com?

05-09-2004, 11:12 PM	#56
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	Jay actually tried to facilitate that, but Hans' lucky streak continued and he once again had no problems. He is truely charmed.

05-09-2004, 11:30 PM	#57
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,281	got the pleasure to hang out with Hans at the compound for a few hours, saw him hitting on chicks left and right... if i girl wouldn't talk to him he would give her the hand like she was a nobody- he definately was the life of the party

05-10-2004, 07:39 AM	#58
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Hans greatests moments, damn...... For what I could figure out: Hans: Dutch, used to be a programmer for several dutch Dialer companies. I asked him what he did and he told me: ADULT!!!! Can you specify yourself buddy, what kind of adult business? and he told me: EVERYTHING!!!! The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy! Thanks Hans for the great laughs though

05-10-2004, 07:52 AM	#61
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	i am not sure if i get this "joke" or not lol but then again i wasnt in atlanta he looks like the swedish,scandinavian or whatever pop idol winner

05-10-2004, 10:00 AM	#67
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Sorry for the bad lighting This is Mike's girlfriend going down to dance with him, and then he chased her away. LMAO!!! DH

05-10-2004, 10:03 AM	#68
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i miss him allready __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

05-10-2004, 10:20 AM	#70
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	When he told Jacexxx and I that he did not like going to webmaster shows in The Netherlands because they always annoy him by asking him what he does and Jace stood up and yelled, "That's what I wanna know too man!" I almost died of laughter. Damn. Rest assured, this is not the end of Hans. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

05-10-2004, 10:22 AM	#71
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

05-10-2004, 03:02 PM	#74
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	haha this guy made me laugh for sure. he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it i love how everyone is posing with him..lol looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

05-10-2004, 04:56 PM	#77
Billy-HiRise Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mardi Gras Posts: 503	He walked up to me looked at my badge and say.. HAHA.. you are paying me monthly !! Still have no idea who he is : ( __________________ What to do with domains you don't use ?? Parked.com

05-10-2004, 05:17 PM	#79
marko13 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: www.lvpshosting.com Posts: 7,512	maybe he is hans van der stuhl... __________________ We are responsible for your hosting ... Enjoy in your life. Shared hosting from $3.95 Europe Linux VPS plans from $11.37 http://www.LVPSHosting.com

05-11-2004, 09:12 AM	#81
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Hans the big Playah! __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

05-11-2004, 09:34 AM	#82
Magnus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontariariooooo Posts: 1,211	DH just told me about the HANS: He bangs. he bangs.. for sure!!! Hope he is in San Diego __________________ Magnus

05-13-2004, 02:42 PM	#83
Hansm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 871	First of all im not happy how this picture of the friend did come here on internet, SO REMOVE IT. second of all i didt go away because i didt want to pay the bill, i needed to go to the toilet, but it was overflushed thats why i did go back to the hotel. give me your paypal and i will send you money you own, i did wanted to pay you BUT IT WASNT NEEDED. then dont say that and fuck around here now about that, you are a lieyer here. i did meet alot of people, and did party much yeah but im trying todo serious buissines too, and i didt lie about anything. but i dont like the pictures here from the friend. and i know the person who did had them, theres only 1 who did see those pictures on the notebook and thats kimmykim, so kimmykim if you read this get them away. im not posting your holiday pictures with another guy without PERMISSION. i did like you too, i did had a good conversation and would post this pic maybe sometimes here, but everyone is only fooling around. but ps it was nice to meet you.

05-13-2004, 03:30 PM	#87
Nobody Specific Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 319	Hans, the pictures are down. I didn't post them to make for or anything, was just trying to give everyone a round image of how much fun you have when you are on Holiday. My appologies. As for talking about you running out on the bill, that was posted before we ever really knew who you were. Trust me, now that we know you better, I'll by you Hooters lunch ANYTIME!

05-13-2004, 03:41 PM	#89
PeerPatrick Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: www Posts: 444	I actually got Han's card from him in his one and only and very brief moment of lucidity. He described himself an Dutch Playboy of noble birth, direct line from the Queen. He was raised in Africa where one of his father's companies was setting up a textiles plant; subsequently kidnapped and held for ransom by one of the less reputable but influential crime syndicates. During the two years the Overlord who ran the syndicate noticed his uncanny abilities immediately and took him as his son. Twice noble in one life, does anyone but Hans get this lucky? The story got a little mirky after that point, the booze and whatever else had caught up with him. The most I got out of it is he is a phantom figure in EU traffic, runs several Adult related business, does some LoanSharking, waste management, etc. I got his number if anyone wants it.

05-13-2004, 04:20 PM	#90
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I was glad to meet you too hans, and notice that I didn't tell anyone who you were either

05-13-2004, 05:47 PM	#91
Nobody Specific Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 319	The pics are back up Hans. Glad you finally know we love ya! Can't wait to see you in San Diego. I've shot you an email, get back to me when you are back home.

05-13-2004, 09:58 PM	#92
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	wow... this hans guy sounds awesome!

05-16-2004, 07:06 AM	#94
Hansm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 871	Im back home from jamaica, just to inform you guys, will post some info later on when im back at home. sitting at my brothers place now.

06-29-2005, 01:38 PM	#95
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	I miss Hans. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments