MacCaulay Culkin is the sperm donor for one of Michael Jackson's kids - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 06-16-2005, 01:52 PM

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MacCaulay Culkin's testimony that Michael
Jackson had never fiddled with him went
a long way to persuading the jury that
Gavin Arvizo's story couldn't be trusted.
But we hear from a source in Santa Maria
that Macaulay didn't want to testify
until the judge ruled that he could not be
asked any questions about whether he was the
real sperm donor for Paris Jackson...
Michael's blonde, fair-skinned daughter.

Donny · 06-16-2005, 01:54 PM

Damn! What a dilemna!

Donny · 06-16-2005, 01:54 PM

Do you have a link?

Paraskass · 06-16-2005, 01:55 PM

he made mad $$$ of the deal.

Manowar · 06-16-2005, 01:56 PM

Someone reads popbitch ;)

DarkJedi · 06-16-2005, 01:57 PM

Michael Jackson's kids can't get any blonder or whiter. Even if one parent was a fair skinned blonde, they'd still be a little dark - case in point would be OJ's kids.

There's no way those kids came from MJ's sperm. They're all as white as white can get.

sherie · 06-16-2005, 01:57 PM

Well I've always figured that he was not the donor. Those kids are as white as rice with light cracka hair!

Matt 26z · 06-16-2005, 02:29 PM

Blue eyes....Same nose...

Bugbee · 06-16-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Blue eyes....Same nose...

fricken scarry

FilthyRob · 06-16-2005, 02:35 PM

holy crap

ffmihai · 06-16-2005, 02:37 PM

why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

The Dawg · 06-16-2005, 02:38 PM

Damn this story just gets weirder by the minute.

wdsguy · 06-16-2005, 02:39 PM

just plain sick

Shoehorn! · 06-16-2005, 02:40 PM

Listen to Mephisto and Kevin by Primus, they predicted this would happen.

digga · 06-16-2005, 03:18 PM

someone needs to off this fuckin guy already. yea he made good musical contributions in the 80's and early 90's but since he fell off he has done nothing but tarnish what was left of his good name.

seriously, how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter or childmolester? i think we all know the answer.

might as well get it overwith now.

dirtydesignz · 06-16-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by digga

how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter, i think we all know the answer.

Yep

Good songwritter

Pleasurepays · 06-16-2005, 04:40 PM

and i would bet that Michael collected the sperm himself (in the interest of being the good parent that everyone claims him to be of course).

VeriSexy · 06-16-2005, 04:43 PM

WTF that is weird shit........

Drake · 06-16-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ffmihai

why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.

NTSS · 06-16-2005, 04:45 PM

Who cares?.....

cyber_ninja · 06-16-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.

that will be intresting to hear

sniperwolf · 06-16-2005, 04:50 PM

he is so desperate to becoming white! pretentious homo..

nico-t · 06-16-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Blue eyes....Same nose...

holy shit that kid of MJ is a muslim

After Shock Media · 06-16-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ffmihai

why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

simple it is a splatter guard.

Ok my only MJ pedo joke.

Matt 26z · 06-16-2005, 05:06 PM

His albums suck now because he stopped writing and producing all of his songs like he had done up until HIStory. Other people then became involved and the albums lost that very distinctive Jackson sound.

On his latest album, Invincible, listen to the songs Speechless (8) and The Lost Children (14). The only two songs on that album he both wrote and produced on his own. They are classic MJ. The rest suck since he didn't have total control over them.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Michael Jackson's kids can't get any blonder or whiter. Even if one parent was a fair skinned blonde, they'd still be a little dark - case in point would be OJ's kids. There's no way those kids came from MJ's sperm. They're all as white as white can get.

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The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	Damn this story just gets weirder by the minute.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	His albums suck now because he stopped writing and producing all of his songs like he had done up until HIStory. Other people then became involved and the albums lost that very distinctive Jackson sound. On his latest album, Invincible, listen to the songs Speechless (8) and The Lost Children (14). The only two songs on that album he both wrote and produced on his own. They are classic MJ. The rest suck since he didn't have total control over them.