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DarkJedi 06-16-2005 01:52 PM

MacCaulay Culkin is the sperm donor for one of Michael Jackson's kids
 
Quote:

MacCaulay Culkin's testimony that Michael
Jackson had never fiddled with him went
a long way to persuading the jury that
Gavin Arvizo's story couldn't be trusted.
But we hear from a source in Santa Maria
that Macaulay didn't want to testify
until the judge ruled that he could not be
asked any questions about whether he was the
real sperm donor for Paris Jackson...
Michael's blonde, fair-skinned daughter.

http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/pedo.gif

Donny 06-16-2005 01:54 PM

Damn! What a dilemna!

Donny 06-16-2005 01:54 PM

Do you have a link?

Paraskass 06-16-2005 01:55 PM

he made mad $$$ of the deal.

Manowar 06-16-2005 01:56 PM

Someone reads popbitch ;)

DarkJedi 06-16-2005 01:57 PM

Michael Jackson's kids can't get any blonder or whiter. Even if one parent was a fair skinned blonde, they'd still be a little dark - case in point would be OJ's kids.

There's no way those kids came from MJ's sperm. They're all as white as white can get.

sherie 06-16-2005 01:57 PM

Well I've always figured that he was not the donor. Those kids are as white as rice with light cracka hair!

Matt 26z 06-16-2005 02:29 PM

Blue eyes....Same nose...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...ild_300reu.jpghttp://www.macaulay-culkin.com/image...en_150x208.jpg

Bugbee 06-16-2005 02:33 PM

fricken scarry

FilthyRob 06-16-2005 02:35 PM

holy crap

ffmihai 06-16-2005 02:37 PM

why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

The Dawg 06-16-2005 02:38 PM

Damn this story just gets weirder by the minute. :(

wdsguy 06-16-2005 02:39 PM

just plain sick

Shoehorn! 06-16-2005 02:40 PM

Listen to Mephisto and Kevin by Primus, they predicted this would happen.

digga 06-16-2005 03:18 PM

someone needs to off this fuckin guy already. yea he made good musical contributions in the 80's and early 90's but since he fell off he has done nothing but tarnish what was left of his good name.

seriously, how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter or childmolester? i think we all know the answer.

might as well get it overwith now.

dirtydesignz 06-16-2005 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digga
how are ppl going to remember him when he eventually does die? good songwriter, i think we all know the answer.

Yep :thumbsup Good songwritter :upsidedow

Pleasurepays 06-16-2005 04:40 PM

and i would bet that Michael collected the sperm himself (in the interest of being the good parent that everyone claims him to be of course).

VeriSexy 06-16-2005 04:43 PM

WTF that is weird shit........ :helpme

Drake 06-16-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai
why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.

NTSS 06-16-2005 04:45 PM

Who cares?.....

cyber_ninja 06-16-2005 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33
I wonder what they're going to say about their childhood once they become independent adults or young adults.

that will be intresting to hear

sniperwolf 06-16-2005 04:50 PM

he is so desperate to becoming white! pretentious homo..

nico-t 06-16-2005 04:51 PM

holy shit that kid of MJ is a muslim

After Shock Media 06-16-2005 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai
why is the kid's face covered? that guy is obsesed.

simple it is a splatter guard.


Ok my only MJ pedo joke.

Matt 26z 06-16-2005 05:06 PM

His albums suck now because he stopped writing and producing all of his songs like he had done up until HIStory. Other people then became involved and the albums lost that very distinctive Jackson sound.

On his latest album, Invincible, listen to the songs Speechless (8) and The Lost Children (14). The only two songs on that album he both wrote and produced on his own. They are classic MJ. The rest suck since he didn't have total control over them.


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